Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Chibi-sitter]

well this is a bad time for this 'cheating' topic to pop up. I have exams next week.
Although one year I didn't study for my art exam or cheat and my result was 97%, lucky me!

Raspberry, I can't help you because I got a 'D' in geography. Sorry.

Heero, I thought you would cheat by hacking into the school's computer and changing your grades. But engraving the answers into your pencil is smarter.

[pilot03]

You can always put the answers on the bottom of your shoe!

[Calla Lily]

OMG! I love all your cheating methods!
A friend of mine painted her nails dark red, and with a fine brush, wrote down several elemental names of the periodic table for our high school chemistry exam. From afar, it just looked like funky chinese letters. She kept biting her nails in nervousness but I knew better.

[Raspberry]

Yeah...you gave me interesting methods of cheating But...

First: I have never cheat in my whole life...Ok, once, but teacher sat near me and my whole "cheating" was useless :-?

Second: My history test on Friday is about the Middle Ages' France, Poland and that stuff... But I'll think about puttin' somewhere some dates...

Third:Well, it'll be hard to cheat when I'll be standing by teacher's desk and he'll ask me some stupid questions (that countries and capitals)... And it's not even geography, some stupid subject on which I'm learning about "the European Union" and other things that I'm sure I won't need to know -_-;

Fourth: Well, I have to go sleep now, but DOMO ARIGATOU FOR ADVICES!!! You really helped me! Thank you Friends! *deep bow*

Well, my Dad is coming tommorow from, let's call it trip (he's a sailor). I haven't seen him for half of year! I'm sooo excited! Ok, my point is : my Mummy is really busy and she don't have time to learn with me. (And my Daddy's job is... Well, can't explain it, but he have to "sail" on whole world on an oil tankers. And I don't see him or he don't see us very,very long. I missed him sooo much!!!) 'Cause she wants everything perfect for his arrival.

Ok, me going to go sleep. Good Night and once again, Thanks Heero, Calla, Witch-chan, Chibi, Pilot03, Aoden *sorry if I spelled it wrong * and others! DOMO ARIGATOU!

[Calla Lily]

Good luck Raspberry! Get a good night's sleep, try not to stress, eat a good breakfast. When you get there, break a leg, knock on wood, jump 'n down for extra luck.... :-? I'll stop now.

Okay peoples. Change of topics here: :x And tell me honestly-- (both girls and guys can answer)
:evil: What would you do in a situation that involved a peeping tom? :evil: Methods of torture and death threats are most certainly welcome. :x I'm downright p*ssed off right now. :evil: Beware the raven-haired woman on a war path... :x :x :x

[Chibi-sitter]

Hmmmmmm, um I've never been in that situation but if I were I'd get my lil cousin's water gun and mix soap & water in it and squirt that peeping tom square in the eyes!

I don't know but hey atleast he'll have trouble seeing for a lil while
(I'm the chicken in the family so I'd more likely just sulk over it.)

[Beer-monster]

castration?

[Chibi-sitter]

castration?

that's a bit extreme....

[Heero]

Well... if he sits in a tree, saw off the branch half way before he gets on it.
If he puts his hands on the window cill, cover it in something either really sharp, or really painfull.
If he uses a chair to see in a window, take off the leg, then reattatch it lossely.
But the best method is to get a friend to hide in the darkness while the suspected pervert is in the act, then capture the peeping tom in the act.
My favorite method of retaliation is the flamethrower. If you're in far range, then it will only singe the hairs... but scare the crap out of them.

[White Witch]

Heero's methods are good for Peeping toms.

And sorry I didn't get to help you Chibi. I've memorized the capital of every country in Asia though, and a few other ones. What I do is write them down over and over again. I dunno why, but it makes me remeber things that I have to memorize.

About the cheating thing...well I can't help you there, I never cheated before in my whole life...make fun of the goody two-shoes. But what I see my classmates do is invent handsigns for the multiple choice questions. Example tucking a strand of hair behind your ear could mean that the answer is A, dusting off your shirt could mean B, etc. etc...