DuoVision - The Bachelor Party - 3/5

[Chibi Reli]

Okay. So this chapter is going to be a little different. I'm going to be switching between cameras, so it won't be just Duo.

DuoVision
The Bachelor Party

"Duo, I hope it isn't going to be as bad as I think it is,? Quatre says as he and the rest of the guys walk into a downtown bar.
"Don't worry Quatre. We're both very religious men so I didn't do anything that I wouldn't have wanted at my bachelor's party," Duo says, zooming the lens towards Quatre?s worried face.
"I'm not so sure about this," Quatre whispers, giving a good look over the place.
"Don't worry. We watched over what Duo was doing so nothing stupid would happen,? Trowa says as he finds a seat.
"But you know Duo, he always has something up his sleeve,? Wufei comments as he takes his seat, followed by the other guys.
"Come on guys, trust me."
"The last time we really trusted him was with Heero's bachelor's party and you know how that turned out.
"Let's not bring that up Wufei. I haven't even told Relena what happened."
"Well it won't be anything like Heero's. I promise. We?re just going to a regular bar. Nothing special."
*
"Do we have to tape this Hilde? I mean really. You turn more into Duo every day," Dorothy says, trying to hide her face from Hilde?s camera.
"Of course. That way when we're old and grey and bored, we'll have something to look at."
"Will this one be any better than Relena's?" Catherine asks, hiding a smile.
"Please. Don't remind of that. I mean, I haven't even told Heero about what happened that night,? she says hiding her face in her hands and shaking her head.
"Alright, now on to the first event. The stripper. And he should be here at around 11."
"But Hilde, it's 11:30,? Sally says.
"What? Then why isn't he here?" Hilde asks.
"Sorry. But I forgot that the agency called and said that he got sick at the last minute and they couldn't find a replacement,? Catherine says, looking at the ground.
"Well now it won't turn out anything like Relena's party,? Dorothy says, sounding a little disappointed.
"Why do we have to keep mentioning that?"
"Now what do we do?" Sally asks.
"I say we play an old favorite-truth or dare,? Hilde says, snickering in the background.
*
"Well I must say that everything looks safe. For as safe as a bar can get I guess."
"I told you I wouldn't let you down ."
"But must you bring that camera? We're getting strange looks,? Wufei says, looking around.
"Of course. When we're old and bored, we can watch it. Anyways, if something interesting does happen, I wouldn't want to miss it like at Heero's."
"Must we keep bringing that up," Heero comments, stirring his drink.
"Of course. I mean, I've never had that much fun and excitement in my whole life,? Duo says as he puts down the camera on the table and tilts it up so the faces can be seen.
"Does anyone want anything to drink?" Trowa asks.
"Now, that's what I'm talking about!" Duo says as he tries to get the waitress.
*
"So mommy to be, how many times have you and daddy to be done it?" Hilde asks, pointing the camera at a blushing Relena.
"I can't answer that. I think you guys have been drinking too much." She takes another drink of water and looks away.
"We?ve hardly had anything. Now answer the question,? Dorothy says.
"I?m not going to answer the question."
"Then at least tell us the first time you did it. When and where?" Catherine suggests as the girls lean closer towards Relena.
"It was after the Spring Ball four years ago," Relena says as she hides her face from the camera.
"Well at least that's romantic.?
?I wish Duo and my first time wasn?t how it happened, getting tipsy and everything,? Hilde says sighing ,then turning towards Dorothy. ?So Dorothy, what about you??
*
?Well things seem to be going well enough,? Heero says as he takes another drink.
?Things are quiet for a bar at least.?
?Well then that has to change, doesn?t it? Let?s get ourselves a good little girl then,? Duo says, his face tinged red.
?Duo, you?re married. Have you forgotten that?? Quatre asks.
?Of course not. But nothing bad can happen.?
?Duo,? Heero starts just as Duo grabs a passing woman in a tank and short black skirt by the wrist.
?Hey there pretty lady. Why don?t you come over to our table? We can give you a few extra dollars if you wish so.? He winks only to be given a dirty look.
?Let go of me sir. I?m not that kind of girl.? She yanks her wrist away only for it to be grabbed again.
?Of course you?re not.?
?She said to let go and I would really appreciate it if you would let go of my girlfriend,? a bigger bald man says as he comes up and takes the girl?s wrist away from Duo.
?OH, I?m so scared of the big bad man. I mean you?re about as scary as a fly. I?ve been through worse.?
?Oh yeah?? he asks.
?Yeah baldy.? Duo turns away back towards the table, only to have a fist collide with the back of his head.
***
"What are you guys doing here?" Relena asks as she hears the door open and in walk five familiar guys.
"Duo here got us kicked out of the bar," Heero says\pointing to the man coming inside with no camera. He?s being helped in by Trowa as Quatre now holds the shut off camera and walk towards the couch.
"It so wasn't my fault. It was that stupid punk guy who started everything."
"Sure Duo,? Sally says as she starts to look him over after being set down.
"So what did you guys do?" Quatre asks.
"Nothing that exciting like at Relena's,? Dorothy says, looking at Relena and smiling.
"You guys!" Relena screams.
"What happened?" Heero asks, looking at his wife sitting next to him.
"I kinda wished that this one would be as exciting as Heero's too,? Duo says.
"Duo," Heero says back.
"What happened?" Relena says, now questioning her husband.
"Do you girls know what happened?" Heero asks.
"Yeah. Why wouldn't we?" Catherine answers.
"And we all know what happened at Relena's,? Trowa comments.
"Then why didn't you tell us?" Relena and Heero say at the same time, looking around at their friends.
"For the same reason you didn't tell each other?" Dorothy says, laughing nervously.
"Well, it's getting pretty late. We should be going to bed since tomorrow is a big day."
"Trowa's right. Goodnight everyone,? Catherine says getting up.
"Night!" Everyone else starts to get up and go to their rooms.
"See you bright and early,? Dorothy says.
"Heero, I think you should know something," Relena says as Heero helps her off the couch.
"I think you should know something too. We'll talk about in the room."
"Okay."
?And so ends Day two of DuoVision, with maybe a little edited part from HildeVision. Tomorrow we will have the pleasure of watching Quatre and Dorothy's wedding. What will happen? No one knows,? Hilde says as she shows a picture of a passed out Duo.

Hey guys. I hope you?re enjoying all of this. I hope to have more out soon. Bye.
-Chibi Reli