I can't believe I won!!!!!!

[Melville's Best Friend]

I'm miss AMERICA!!!

....Oh wait....That was someone else.

....right.

So! Bonjour, salut, and WHAT UP to all of you. For those of you who don't know, which are a lot of you, as I've come to learn, I am Melville's Best Friend...MBF.

The Cackling Mad Scientist of Bishi Love. (despite what some may think)

I am enrolled at a private university that you should all go to...Belmont. I'm an undergrad at the moment, but I will be seeking my masters and doctorate before I die at the age of whenever.

I'm majoring in music education with an emphisis in voice as well as trumpet and piano. Yes. I like music. I am a music fiend. I know more than I would like to about music...and I'm glad I do and I wish I didn't.

Plagal cadences, man...are so beautiful.

Second inversions can bite me.

But enough about music...

I have been writing for about...two years, and have been posting for 1.5 of those years. I mostly write humor b/c of the replies I get back like "You made my day" which is what I feel one of my callings is, anyway.

I'm a strong believer in the power of laughter.

Okay, so I have a sister--wickedchild_md...as some of you may know her. She's a basket-case, but we lover her. More than we love spandex.

I also, and this is important, have a dog named Bob.

Yes, Bob.

I love him. I would do anything for him. His name....is Bob.

He's all over my walls...I'm running his campaign for the Presidency...I have Bob things everywhere...

I made a snowBob in Minesotta...I mean, I LOVE this dog.

So, when I undoubtedly talk about him, you'll know. I have a Bob problem. I talk about him way too much.

I sure do love Bob.

Anyway, I have nothing more to say other than, HI.

I'm MBF.

Shake my hand.

*cough*BOB!!!!!*cough*

~MBF

[Chibi-sitter]

What kind of dog is Bob?
Just curious.