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Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:20 pm

Ok, story time.

So I was minding my own buisness... I think I was drawing on the hood of a car, then I feel this pain in my leg. I look, and there's bleeding. Then I look over at to people who will remain nameless and see both of them struggleing to give the gun to the other person... I glare at them and they give me a blank stare and blame it on the other one. I would deal with them later. So I limp back to the bathroom and grab tweezers. Unfortunatly, there's no way I can see through all the blood. So I fill the bathtub with water an hop in. All the blood floats into the water and clears my view, so I insert the tweezers and out comes the bullet. But now to dissapoint all of you, it was only a bb-gun. But the bullet went in still. And it hurt just the same. So kidd-o's, don't play with guns... and don't remove bullets underwater, bacteria can float in and cause an infection. I drenched my wound with alcohol, and made sure it was sterylized.

-The End-

Raspberry · Post by **Raspberry** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:00 pm

Wow what a story! Ok mister Heero I won't play with guns! Yeah I know it's a lie

But hey who cares?

Do you have other stories?

Calla I though that you have A blood type... My mistake

Yeah I'm goin' to die at age of 24 on my suicidal mission - I with katana vs. 100 man with machine guns

I won't give my life cheap... I'll sell it very expensive...he he he *dark grin*

I'm wondering... Heero why I never have seen any post by Relena here??? Where is she? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?????

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:23 pm

Cool story! I expected you'd do something like that. But not w/ tweezers, just some other picky thing...

I'm wondering... Heero why I never have seen any post by Relena here??? Where is she? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?????

She DOES post here and answer most questions Yuy-san can't answer at times, like when I asked about the RK Seisouhen (?) OVA. And the time I asked Yuy-san about why many authors choose Sylvia Noventa as the villain in an H/R story (and he forgot who Sylvia was after all the trouble he did just to get her to kill him

). Well, she put her 2 cents in...her rather threatening 2 cents...

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:25 pm

About the blood type thing...that means I'm not useless when blood losing situations come! Normal is good after all! ^_^

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:47 pm

OOoooo, nice story Heero! Yeah, I won't be telling it to my cousin anytime soon, he fainted dead away when he accidentally cut his finger with a kitchen knife. In short: we had to call the ambulance. Another worthy tale full of laughter at his cost...

And White Witch.

why many authors choose Sylvia Noventa as the villain in an H/R story

:x Aagh! [makes sounds of frustration] I don't really know why, but I just want to wring that girl's neck whenever she gets in the way of 1xR fics. I've never been like that with any other GWing girl (even Dorothy) but Sylvia? [grr]

Maybe I'm a bit harsh, but I think she's a rip-off of Relena. Blonde hair, pink hairclips and rich-girl background. AAGH!

Mizaya · Post by **Mizaya** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:43 pm

O_O Poor Sylvia! She's an unsuspecting target of much hatred, or so I have witnessed. What if she's paired with other gundam boys, like, say....um, Quatre??? *cough*is writing fic of this pairing*cough* I mean, do we really want to see sweet little Quatre with the scary evilness of Dorothy? I just can't abide the forked eyebrowed freak, lol. Sylvia has such a hard time. *huggles her* And I think she's cute ^_^ Of course she would never come between the true love of Heero and Relena. Only Trowa is allowed to do that

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:08 am

Poor Sylvia! She's an unsuspecting target of much hatred, or so I have witnessed.

Mizaya I must give you my vote there. I'm only upset with Sylvia because I'm highly obsessive/protective of my 1xR couples. (actually, I'm like that with ALL of my fav shippers) It's really quite scary when I get worked up in love triangles... hence my rude comments of her earlier.

And yes, I wouldn't mind seeing her [referring to Sylvia] paired up with Quatre, they would make quite an adorable couple, but have no qualms with Dorothy either. Overall, I'd like to see anybody with the Arabian b/c he's such a sweetheart... I love him!

Oh dear, someone behind me looks a little dejected... please excuse me...

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:17 am

Relena;s just occupied wth other things... but she still reads your problems over my shoulder occationally.
But if you have any questions to ask her I'm sure she won't mind answering them at all.

Chibi-sitter · Post by **Chibi-sitter** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:21 am

Heero wrote:Relena;s just occupied wth other things... but she still reads your problems over my shoulder occationally.
But if you have any questions to ask her I'm sure she won't mind answering them at all.

ok, this is for Relena.
have you been to Australia?

you like teddy bears right?

ask Heero to get you a koala bear.

they're cute.
and do you have like a pair of teddys, what i mean is my sister has two teddys that have their paws stitched together, ones a boy the other a girl

, they're wearing formal ware.
last qustion, what color teddy bear do you like, pink?

p.s good story Heero.

White Witch · Post by **White Witch** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:58 am

DOROTHY should be the only one paired w/ Katoru-sama!!!!

Well, my opinion anyway. Why is Trowa always the one interfering w. 1xR? I just don't see any possibility...but I like some fics w/ 1xRx3, just as long as it ends up 1xR.

1XR FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I don't think Sylvia's a bad person, just that some authors are so good at making situations to hate Sylvia.

And I also take it that you love teddy bears, ne Chibi-sitter-san?

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