Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[White Witch]

So you mean olive skinned people are Caucasian-ish? And anyway, I'd have done thatm but unfortunately, my school has really strict policies, so I don't really wanna get in trouble. I'll stick to verbal insults.

1.58? You mean I'm taller than Relena-san?

[Raspberry]

Uhuh. But whole gang was made like all Japanese. For example, girl in your age *12-13* is about...1,45 m tall. I can't tell surely. Ask Heero- he is Japanese ne?

Um... With skin color... Maybe not Caucasian-ish... Something like honey with shade of green... I'm not sure, but I think that it is like that

And how high are you, Witch-chan?..

Hehe... Sometimes I have permission to bull on boys Teachers know that I don't fight with them when I don't have to... Today I slapped few times one of my classmates. He took my book and was laughing like a moron -_-' So I first punched him, then shout on him, then slap him few times and shout on him again Now he have bigger respect for me! But I like verbal insults, too Witch-chan I'm the best in that kind of fight! Mwahahaahaha!

[Fatimai1]

Dear Hot sexy i want you so bad Heero Yuy,
ummm why do you hate Duo...what if u find out he's your btoerh or something....??

[Fatimai1]

opps BROTHER**** i feel dense...

[Calla Lily]

Hmm, it seems that Monsieur Yuy hasn't been getting questions lately. So, here I am, asking a question that seems to be bothering me quite a bit. (and for all those who may be reading this, it will sound quite cliched--- but I can't help it!)

*clears throat*

Mr. Yuy,

For several years now, I have been in a serious relationship with a most wonderful man. I could go on to tell you all the things I adore about him, but to cut it short, he is a true gentleman.

But the problem is, I think he's taking our companionship a tad on the serious side, or so I think. We can talk about anything, from silly jokes to political issues to the most gravest of topics... and yet, when it comes to our future together... I get scared.

Yes, there is the possability of marriage in the future, it's just looming closer than I thought.

Now, tell me, am I a coward for shrinking away from such a proposal? (and no, he hasn't asked yet.... but the hints are coming along quite rapidly) I'm apprehensive about the issue, and not sure whether I'm ready for such a thing.

(and for all of you who managed to read that, you can stop staring at me...)

Sincerely,
Calla Lily

[Heero]

Fatimai1, disregaurding your "hot sexy" comment, altough unlikely, I suppose there is a chance that Duo could be my btoerh. Niether of us know are real parents, but through the blood tests done on us, we are definatly not related. But the reason I don't like him is because he is very open around me, but I am very anti-social. Especially when we are just co-workers doing a job and nothing more. But he talks to me like we're best friends, or possibly btoerhs. I hate that.

And Calla Lily, you MUST tell him this. Just tell him you're not reasy the next time the situation comes up. ut make sure he understands that you feel for him, but the timing is wrong. He might take it as a rejection. But there is nothing wrong with serious relationships... it's not as scary as everyone makes it out to be.





...btoerh

[White Witch]

Heero, you're bad... You shouldn't insult people's spelling... only correct them.

I'm about 1.75 m. tall, give or take a few centimeters.

Uhuh. But whole gang was made like all Japanese

I'm a bit confused... what whole gang?

[Calla Lily]

...btoerh

[whispers to White Witch about pilot 01's excessive teasing of others..]
Tsk-tsk Heero. That remark was a bit mean-spirited don't you think? I agree with White Witch for that one.

But whole gang was made like all Japanese

I'm thinking it has something to do with all the boys being 'somewhat' short compared to everyone else? Who knows?

And Calla Lily, you MUST tell him this

Thank you, Heero, for those words, I was starting to feel like an idiot for posting such a question here. Yes, we talked, and talked, and talked. And it was great. Just this morning, after I read your reply my sweetheart approached me and surprised me with tickets to visit my brother and our parents... and oh my g*d.... that definitely has to mean something... [other than the fact that I have the worst timing in the world!]

And for some strange reason, I can't stop smiling.

[Raspberry]

Hmm... Why only I AM so short?! F**K! I'm starting to feel like a...a ...
PYGMY!!!

And whole gang = G-boys ans and G-girls Witch-chan

Wow, now we have so many serious questions... God, I'm too stupid to post here!

Heero, I have question. You're a man, so you can answer me on this question as well. My problem is that when I have *little* argument with my buddies, and when I'm REALLY annoyed, I kick them you-know-where or slap straight in the face. My point is that I really don't want to do this to them but that's my body's reaction *without thinking*. Maybe you think I'm not, but I'm quite sensitive and I'm sorry (even if I don't show it) when I hurt somebody. What should I do to not hurt my pals??? You would be *that other* side, so you know better expectations that boys have.Can you help me, please?.. Anybody?..

And even it wasn't nice I liked your isult of Fatimal's spelling I should do that too...

[pilot03]

How about you tie your shoe laces together? That way the only way to kick someone would be to perform a drop kick! HI-YAH!! Hahahaha!! Don't be ashamed of your bodily reactions. If they are your friends, they will understand....and move out of the way. :-? Sometime we let our emotions run wild, but as long as you can try to make up for them, you'll be fine.

I really don't feel like I should be giving you advice on friends. Currently, one of my best ones is no longer talking to me. Why....that is a very good question. It seems I don't deserve an answer. *sigh* It is very depressing but I'm not going to go cry a river. *does Timberlake impression* Did I just do that??