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Post by Heero »

I'm not a big fan of fast food, but when I do eat out, It's usually Taco Bell because it's cheap, or Burger King because it's close... but only while they have their 99 cent whoppers. 2 bucks is too much in my opinion.

And White Witch, I think you've been watching too many soaps.
I would just look at her very strangely, and look at the DNA test and see what it says. Trust me... I have not pregnated anyone.

AND NONE OF YOU EVEN MENTION A WORD ABOUT DUO PREGNANT!!!
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Heero wrote: AND NONE OF YOU EVEN MENTION A WORD ABOUT DUO PREGNANT!!!
That is just plain disgusting and not even physically possible. *shudders*
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Post by wicked »

Heero wrote:AND NONE OF YOU EVEN MENTION A WORD ABOUT DUO PREGNANT!!!
That is just wrong. So very wrong.
I'm not a big fan of fast food, but when I do eat out, It's usually Taco Bell because it's cheap, or Burger King because it's close... but only while they have their 99 cent whoppers. 2 bucks is too much in my opinion.
BK stole Wendy's .99 cent menu by the way. The only real way their's is different is that they have tacos which they stole from Jack in the Box. But I admit their Whoppers are good, messy but good. Taco Bell is hella expensive compared to Del Taco. But that's my opinion. *shrugs*

And yes over $2.00 for a burger is insane. I can't believe a Wendy's Classic Double Cheeseburger costs $4.08 here in California after tax. That's not a combo folks, just the sammich by it's lonesome. I think the triple is something like $5.15. Crazy I tell ya.

No question for you right now so sorry Heero. Didn't mean to waste your time.

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And White Witch, I think you've been watching too many soaps.
I would just look at her very strangely, and look at the DNA test and see what it says. Trust me... I have not pregnated anyone.

AND NONE OF YOU EVEN MENTION A WORD ABOUT DUO PREGNANT!!!
*sigh* Yuy, that was a test of logic. How would she get the child's DNA when he/she isn't even born yet? And how would she get YOUR DNA when you can just disappear in a moment and next thing we know, you're on another planet? Plus we all know you're so loyal to one person in this planet... :D

And I haven't been watching too many soap operas. I HATE watching soap operas.

AND, of course you couldn't get Duo pregnant. That's impossble. Not to mention really wrong...
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AND NONE OF YOU EVEN MENTION A WORD ABOUT DUO PREGNANT!!!
:eek: ~falls to floor~ *SMACK* ~twitch~

physically impossible,
emotionally unbearable,

...utterly wrong.
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Right! So I was reading that lovely little mothers day fic in this forum and I realized I have no idea when mothers day is. Would anyone like to enlighten me. Fathers day and grandparents day would be great to know too. Oh and if anyone would like to take a guess on my dads b-day maybe that would help to jog my memory 'cause I know it's this month but I'm quikly running out of days. My mothers gonna call and chew me out one of these days for forgetting but my head just doesn't work right when it comes to remembering important dates.
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Post by Raspberry »

Um... I don't remember either. But my birthday is 27th! On this Friday I'll be 14! Whoopee!

Heero, I would choose black shirt, too :lol: Thanks for asking Relena about her favorite color! :salute:

Gosh, my muscles are so sore! I had special kendo trainings on this weekend... Auch! Would somebody be so nice and would massage my back and foramrs?..

I like food from KFC :lol: But it cost 'bout 2,5 $ for one meal!

Heero... it's quite personal question, so you don't have to answer. Have you ever made love with Relena?.. Sorry for asking-I'm just wondering.. :oops:
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Post by Raspberry »

Heero, now I have little question ąbout Japanese. What differences are between "aishiteru" and "daisuki"??? I know thez both mean "I love you" but however there is difference... Can you answer me?
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Post by Heero »

Aishiteru isn't really "I love you" It's more of a non-serious way of sayng so. Aishitemasu is reallly I love you. Saying it like you mean it. But Daisuki means to like something very much. Like your favorite food or a friend.




And yes, now let's drop the subject.
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Post by Raspberry »

Oh... Now I get it... Thanks for help Heero. Hmm... Aishitemasu sounds better than Aishiteru :lol:

Sorry for asking that question... *scratches her head* It's your intimacy and I should not ask questions like that. Honto-ni gomenasai! *deep bow towards Heero*

But I think this question won't be so private... When you are confessing love to Relena in Japanese, you use Aishiteru or Aishitemasu???

I mean, when I watch anime, and where boy is confessing love to girl, he always use Aishiteru and he is very serious... So can you explain me on your example?..
How crazy
Stop talking about me as if you know me
How crazy
I?ve been running away from the ship
sinking in the depths of the ocean

Song How Crazy by YUI

Just be yourself.

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