ATV Cribs

[suicide_baka]

Hey, don't worry I am still working on the To Keep You Near series but I got this idea while watching MTV Cribs so I didn't want to lose this idea. I have a short memory expansion span. Oh no! I have to hurry before I got forget what I was going to write! This is so stupid that is it...stupid.


Suicide_baka: God this show is so bull. I swear I am...

Lucy:You do know that I am filming right?

Suicide_baka:what do you mean we are filming? The button never turned red.....Oh, that button. You do know how to edit this thing right?

Lucy:Uh..I don't know.

Suicide_baka:What do you mean you don't know how?!

(kicks Lucy(Sorry Lucy but I love to do this to you, even in school) in the knee and straighten's out her shirt)

Suicide_baka:Hey and welcome to a new episode of ATV(Anime TV) Cribs. Today we will be going into the house or shall I say mansion of Heero and Relena Yuy.......Lucy, that was your clue to run up to the house.....

*Lucy is running up the steps to the house.*

Suicide_baka:YOU ASS YOUR SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR ME!


Lucy: Rolling...

Suicide_baka:Okay, usually we have the guests come out and welcome us in but I have rung the frickin door bell 10 fucking times.

Lucy:stop swearing!

Suicide_baka:I can swear as much as I want so shut the fuck up Lucy! Hey, the door's open, let's uh...oh hell let's go in.

Lucy:Rolling

Suicide_baka: Hey look at all of this nice stuff...lets take some..head for the kitchen.

*inside the living room*

Suicide_baka:Wow. Lucy how many people do you think we can fit into this room? I say 500.

Lucy: no I say about 10.

Suicide_baka: How the hell can you fit 10 people into a mansion living room?

Lucy: Uh..maybe 'cause we are in a mansion bathroom.

Suicide_baka:.....how the hell did we get into the bathroom?

Lucy: Hey it was your ass that needed to spit, not mine.

Suicide_baka:...let me have some time then.

(Lucy walks outside and closes the door)

Suicide_baka:Damn they got nice toliets..and there toliet paper is softer then my dog's ass.

(Lucy starts humming Cleaning Out My Closet until she hears noises upstairs)

Lucy:Baka! Hurry up! I hear noises upstairs!

Suicide_baka:Upstairs? Well hurry up and move your ass! Let's go.


Lucy:Rolling...

(Suicide_baka panting)

Suicide_baka:Okay...*pant* we finally made it up *pant* those 100 stairs. Damn now wonder Relena and Heero are such good shape..hahahahahaha....

Lucy:?

Suicide_baka:...it was a joke, oh never mind. Okay, which room is it?

(both stare down the hallway with a whole bunch of doors that they both lost count.)

Lucy: *pant* Roll *pant* innnngggg...

Suicide_baka: Okay..give me a minute....


One Minute Later

Suicide_baka: Okay I am pretty sure it is this..

(was cut off by moaning noises)

Lucy: o.0'

Suicide_baka:0.o'

...should we go in?


Lucy: if they are *ahem* then we can ask for a raise.

Suicide_baka: Oh ya that's right!

(pulls out a piece of paper and writes down 'today lucy got a good idea')

Suicide_baka: Okay this is the plan. We go in...get what we need..and run out as fast as we can...YOU BETTER MAKE IT OUT WITH AT LEAST THE TAPE SO I CAN SHOW THIS TO THE BOSS!

Lucy: Shut up! They might hear you.

(both still hears noises)

Lucy and Suicide_baka:..nah..

Suicide_baka: alright..on the count of three...one.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................twothree!

(both jump in through the door and find something very shocking)

Suicide_baka: AHHHHHH

Lucy: AHHHHHHHH

Duo: AHHHHHHHHH

(after they all catch there breath)

Lucy: Duo! Your watching porn! In the Yuy's house!

Duo: Duh, you think I want to watch Heero and Relena do it?

Lucy: 0.o'

Suicide_baka: o.0'

Duo: Oh and if you are looking for them doing it, then it is the the second to the last on the right side and then you take another right after that door and then you go left right the right again and it should be the first door on your left.

Suicide_baka: You got that Lucy?

Lucy: Uh...ya

One hour later

Lucy: Rolling

Suicide_baka: and you said you knew where it was..WAIT shushh! I hear something....

(both put there ears on the door and hear.....ya)

Suicide_baka: okay this time for real. GO!!

(They yell like warriors running into battle and get shots of Relena and Heero together doing ....'it'

Suicide_baka: Lucy run!

Relena: who the hell are you!

Heero: stand still so I can kill you both

(Lucy is recording from behind her back)

Lucy: i'm getting all of this! I better get paid better!

(suicide_baka runs in front of the camera and your able to see Relena and Heero running after)

Suicide_baka: Thanks for watching this very very 'special' episode of ATV Cribs...hope to see you again...if we live.. LUCY WATCH OUT FOR THE STAIRS!!!!!!


See I told you it was stupid. This is exactly how me and Lucy act at school. I'm dissing my friend Lucy, it's just funning doing it. lol.