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Post by White Witch »

Rashid? Godfather?

Well, he does a good job protecting Quatre. Maybe you can ask him favors to babysit your kid... if you ever have one, of course. It's a WHAT-IF scenario anyways.
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Post by illiterate »

Speaking of what ifs, Heero, if you were given I don't know say 48 hours to live, how would you spend those hour? This is ofcours assuming that there is absolutly nothing you can do to prevent your death so tracking down the bastard who plans on killing you does not count.
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Post by The Young Alcoholic »

Heero,

You seem like the type of guy that could answer this question so here it is.

My friend some how got a virus on to her AIM info. It said something like..

Happy Holidays Everybody!
New Years 2003 Party! <-----that part was a link

I thought it was pictures of my friend but it took a really long time to load so just for caution, I canceled it.

BUT NOW IT'S ON MY AIM INFO!!!! Thank god I didn't load it all the way or the virus would have gotten on my computer like my other friends. But I can't get rid of it. I tried to go to my edit info and erase it but it keeps on coming back!!

So is there anyway that I can get rid of it without downloading one of those 3-hour long virus protecting thingys? And if anyone can help, PLEASE DO!!
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Post by bookworm »

Here's a fun question:

Heero, what color would u die ur hair?
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Post by Heero »

Once again, I typed up the post yesterday, but it didn't go through. Well, the jist of it was, I would temporaraly dye my hair black with wash out dye... just to test.

In the 48 hours I would wrap up all loose ends, so that there won't be so much trouble and paperwork after I'm dead for other people to deal with.

And Young Alchoholic, go here
http://www.jayloden.com/VirusClean.htm
Look for the one you needs and hope it works.

That about sums it all up....
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Post by bookworm »

Related to my q (somehow):

Heero,

If u can dye any of the GW boy's hair, what would u dye them (make sure to tell for each one)?
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Post by Heero »

kind of odd.... but Ok..
Well... Duo, blonde... Wufei, dark red... Trowa blonde with highlights... And for a change of pace, Quatre with blue hair. Possably green stipes down the center.
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Post by Miroku »

heero, if you had goddesses who intended to maim and torture you- what would you do?
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Post by Morrighan »

Heero wrote: Well... Duo, blonde... Wufei, dark red... Trowa blonde with highlights... And for a change of pace, Quatre with blue hair. Possably green stipes down the center.
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Post by Heero »

Goddesses, eh? Well if godesses really do exist, then so do hinds. Get a vile of Hind's blood, Place the tip of a dagger in the hinds blood, then stab the godess/es. Then they will surly be destroyed. According to Greek religion, it should.
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