Introduce yourself here. Who are you, what do you want, WHY ARE YOU HERE? (Just kidding) Introduce yourself, we want to know who you are. Note: please refrain from posting things like real life addresses, Social Security numbers, and what color underwear you have on - we don't need to know you THAT well....
Ha! Beer sensei will not be defeated easily...you can't even defeat me with....your skills.
Try me. I can snap every bone in your body. I can try it right now if you want... *reaches for his arm*
That is up to now, though.
Ain't that the truth... *looks around* Well, my place will always be somewhere near trees and water... *waves hand and sea and trees appear* of course, they have uses... *punches tree trunk* *CRASH* Whoops. I did not mean to do that.
- teh Brat
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
*crack crack crack* This is how we play Mercy in class. My friends and I, I mean. *crack crack crack* Of course, no one knows how I can't be beaten... *crack crack crack* And I'm trying to break your hand, if you haven't noticed...and I'm succeeding... *crack crack crack*
- teh Brat
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
Weakness? What is this stupidity you speak of? *crushes hand and drops it* There you go. Stupid fever. My strength must be going down. My hands are cold...my face is hot...stupid fever... :evil:
- teh Brat
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
*cradling hand* Sorry YOUR feeling bad....maybe you being sick is a weakness...in the meantime....*wraps R.o.B. in nice warm blanket* That should help just a bit....and keep your arms restrained.
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead
\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop
*Ravisher in training* Club Beer
<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>
*mumbles* Need medicine... *tosses him a roll of bandages* That will keep them tied together. I estimate they'll heal in about...well, I guess the next thousand of years or so. And I can't make magic when I'm sick. Ask Andrea or Morri or Elyn... *buries into blanket and starts singing from inside*
If I go crazy then will you still call me superman...
- teh Brat
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
*chuckles* You mean..superWOMEN....I hope. *Peeks into blanket after bandaging hand* Hmm...it doesn't look to good...*runs and gets a big bowl of chicken soup and radio to play relaxing music* This usually helps me when I feel sick. Or I could always give you some of Miroku's tea so you can sleep it off? :-?
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead
\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop
*Ravisher in training* Club Beer
<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>
Miroku's tea? Are you sure you aren't trying to poison me with chloroform again? I WILL haunt you forever if you try, you know. Hell, this fever must be making me paranoid.
- teh Brat
Preposition: An enormously versatile part of grammar, as in 'What made you pick up this book I didn't want to read to out of up for?' - Winston Churchill
Ha..ha..ha...chloroform...how silly...*spills out contents of mug* As much as I would like a lady following me around everywhere you have nothing to fear. *pulls out Pilot Lounge Pillow* Perhaps good old fashion rest will help in this case...
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead
\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop
*Ravisher in training* Club Beer
<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>
, hey...you got to loosen the grip there just a bit. :-?
I have noticed....and it is rather uncomfortable...must find a weakness fast! 
Ow..ow..ow...ow...come on...let me go... :-?