Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Katy-did Bug]

Oh and anyone who is currently living or from the greatest state ever *cough*Texas*cough* don't you just love how a few days ago you could wear shorts and now you have to bust out the coats. Next week it'll be rainy or warm with a slight breeze. I think God couldn't decide what kind of weather to give Texas. Anyways...

[Ame-san]

Yeah, the weather here, tell me about it. People are getting sick because of it.

[pilot03]

Yeah, the weather here, tell me about it. People are getting sick because of it.

*points to himself* Yup...I'm one of them...put I love the weather!!

[Melville's Best Friend]

Dear Katy-did Bug,

I'm glad you asked!!! Now I can put this in my advice column at B-MO. And people say I can't answer questions...HA!!! Been doing it for years.

Haooy is a word that means sex. Any kind of intercourse, and any kind of...mating.

Heero and Relena haooy.

Though Heero might not reveal it openly...Relena will. And, besides, we know it to be true.

Thanks for asking!!!! Hope you're more informed. ^__^

Love,
Melville's Best Friend

[Heero]

Since when does anybody care about my permission to write a story aout me? You may. Just becasue you asked. But why can't the people who write story's about Duo getting me pregnant, then their new character trys to save the world in my abscence with their "Surfer Chick Gundam" ask me for permission? There would be a lot less crap out there.


Sorry for missing your question wickedchild.

"don't have to" means that there is no reason to fight anymore. Thus, no reason to kill. I have declined any assassination requests. And I have no desire to kill. (although I have STRONG desires to hurt. For examples, read the first paragraph of this post.) Now, it's not reallt a promise, but it was much more than a statement. If I were given no other alternatives, then homoside might be an answer, but I will try to stay as far away from that as possable.

[Heero]

sorry... double-post.

[wicked]

Thank you Heero for answering. ^_^ Personally, these days I'm more partial to homicide than ever before. Though a good and proper maiming may suffice. ~_^

And MBF did write the story. Heh. Twas very funny too. Very funny.

So, because I don't and refuse to ever write a story where anyone gets you pregnant, and anything dealing with a surfer chick gundam, you wouldn't mind if I were to write a, um...lemon of you and Relena? There are three reasons why I have to write one regardless of your answer.

1. If I don't, Trowa will be forced, by Rose no less, to go on a date with Sylvia Noventa. I'm just not down with that. *shudders*

2. There's this whole church lemon thing that I've been suckered into and to help out the SINNER (because I might--though I doubt it--be the SINNER next time 'round) I felt the need to pledge one.

3. If I want my damn title back, the one that actually suits me, I have to write a 1xR lemon.

Oh, did anyone ever ask you if you don't like the whole 1xR monniker thing? In other words, do you not like being a number?

And DEAR GOD HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET RID OF HICCUPS!!! They've been plaguing me for 2 hours now. *cries*

Thanks again for your time Heero! And sorry for the barage of questions.

~Wicked

[Sovereign of Silence]

Dear Heero,

My boyfriend and I recently had a fight over something really stupid. Is there something that guys really like a girl to do for them, besides...uhm...you know...*blushes*. I'd like to do something simple and nice for him to say I'm sorry but I'm stuck on ideas. Help?


Thank you!
Goldberry

Dear Heero

i want to buy new anime DvD but i got no money, any suggestions ?

[Sovereign of Silence]

uhh.. lalalala oops uhh.. nevermind

[Adaon]

And DEAR GOD HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET RID OF HICCUPS!!! They've been plaguing me for 2 hours now. *cries*

~Wicked

Did you know there is a guy somewhere who has had a case of the hiccups for most/all his life? For me a couple gulps of water while not breathing takes care of it, in fact I think that only failed me once.