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Post by Miroku »

Walter? you realize you're going to need to give him self defense training just because of this.
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

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Post by Katy-did Bug »

One look at his father, and I'd say Walter won't need self-defense.

But I'd like to share a story with you, since we are on the topic of baby names. There is this guy in my class who, in the event of having a baby girl, he will name her Anita. Just for the record his last name is Blunt. You put 2+2 together.

Oh, at work the guy I'm "madly-in-like" with is flirting with me. So, yeah that's all I have to say on that, I'd like to keep the details to myself.
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Post by bookworm »

Walter and Justice...

...does Relena agree w/ u there?
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Post by White Witch »

Walter and Justice?

Well, it is YOUR aka-chan...or WILL BE your aka-chan...

Thanks for answering. I'd pick Meiran cause she's practically ME (looks AND personality) , but with all the anti-feminist stuff. I wanna see how life was for her.
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Post by Heero »

Relena does not know of this. Nor will she. But she won't need to, because we will never create offspring of any sort. EVER. And the man who is naming his child "Anita" should be destroyed very thouroughly.
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Happy New Year, everyone! :D :D :D
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Post by Kaili Charmer »

Yes, Happy New Year everybody. I hope you all have a wonderful feeling of a clean slate. :)

Heero: What's your new year's resolution? And if you've already said so, i apologize. I haven't been active for 2 weeks and I don't really feel like going back to read what other stuff you guys have typed up in this forum, haha.
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Relena does not know of this. Nor will she. But she won't need to, because we will never create offspring of any sort. EVER. And the man who is naming his child "Anita" should be destroyed very thouroughly.
Figures.
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Post by Heero »

New Years resolution is as follows:

-Improve my aim to save money on bullets.

-Fix my closet shelves.

-Destroy the evidence.

-Exercise more often.

-Create a more efficiant counterfit identification certificate.

-Do not disturb the hamster.
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Post by Kaili Charmer »

-Fix my closet shelves.

-Destroy the evidence.
But heero, if you destroy the evidence, doesn't that mean that you destroy the evidence of you fixing the closet shelves, thereby having to make it seem as though you never fixed the shelves to begin with, concluding with the closet shelves no longer being fixed?

Or are you talking about some other evidence that i don't know about?

what hamster?
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