Project Purr-fection

Here is where you can find Heero x Relena centric fanfics, like those we archived on our original site. Happy posting!

Moderators: blackrose, Morrighan

The_Braided_Baka's_Onna
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 377
Joined: Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:33 am
Location: Someplace where you'll never, ever find me! Muwahahahahahaha!!!

Project Purr-fection

Post by The_Braided_Baka's_Onna »

Uh, hi! (scratches back of head) I'm new here, and this is my first GW fic, SO DON'T FLAME ME IF A GET INFORAMTION WRONG!! Since it has an original character, I'm gonna post it here. If I'm in the wrong place, please tell me and I shall fix it!
SGS requested that I post this.

Disclaimer: Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't own 'em, and neither do you!! :-P

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Project Purr-fection

Chapter One: Escape

CRASH! Came the sound of broken glass as it fell. A dark shape landed in a low crouch as it flew out of the restraining wires that had kept it captive, shedding droplets of blood from the many cuts that dotted its body. It ran down the hallway, away from the wreckage of the lab. It seemed to wince as it ran passed a blaring alarm and folded its sensitive ears flat against its head.

“There she is! Get her!” a guard cried as she ran past him, her eyes wide with panic.

‘Got… to… get… out…’ she thought, furiously streaking towards the docking bay on all fours.

“Don’t let her get away you dolts!”

Something inside of her remembered that the metal things that looked like eggs meant a way out. She gathered herself up and threw herself at the door, coincidentally hitting the button to open the hatch. After she managed to get the door closed again, she started hitting random buttons, praying that it worked. The little escape pod put on a sudden burst of speed that tore a hole in the dock door as it fled the guards’ fire.

She wasn’t sure where to go, but she had to get there and fast. She remembered a beautiful planet bathed in a soft blue light, green trees, and fresh air.

‘Earth,’ she thought weakly. She had just finished typing in the coordinates, when she collapsed of sheer exhaustion, and the little craft sped on…

*************************************************************

Meanwhile, on Earth Doctor J was giving the Gundam pilots their new mission.

“Where’s Maxwell?” Doctor J asked.

“Who knows? Knowing the braided-baka he’s lazing about somewhere,” replied a young, spandex-clad brunette.

“When you find him, please inform him of his new mission, Heero.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Anyway, Oz has been working on a new project known as ‘Project Perfection’. It was supposed to create the perfect weapon, but from what I understand, it escaped recently. Your mission is to find and secure this weapon before Oz can locate it. It should land somewhere in your vicinity fairly soon.”

“How will I identify it?”

“Just bring me anything or anyone suspicious you find.”

“Mission accepted.”

*************************************************************

It was a warm, lazy afternoon in a little patch of woods just outside said military base. A young, brown-haired boy lay sprawled on a sunny patch of meadow, enjoying the warmth. He was smirking and congratulating himself on getting out of yet another briefing. The black-clad teen was calmly taking a nap, chewing on a piece of grass, when he heard a low rumble.

The braided boy yawned and opened one eye irritably to see what had interrupted his afternoon snooze and saw something plummeting out of the sky.

“WHAT THE HELL?!” he yelled in shock. (Now it’s not that things falling out of the sky were unusual, mind you, this is Gundam Wing after all, it’s just that most of them weren’t GIANT FLAMING BALLS OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!)

He then began running around in circles yelling, “Whatta I do?! Whatta I do?!” over and over.

“Oh, yeah!” he said, smacking his fist onto his palm. “Stop, drop, and roll!” and he proceeded to do so.

“Wait, that’s for fire. Now what did Dad say to do for giant, flaming balls of doom? Hmmmm…” he sat down Indian-style and pondered this as the fiery sphere of death loomed closer behind him.

“Hmmmmm, now what was it again? Oh yeah! Crouch, get your head down, and kiss your butt good-bye!”

The fiery ball skimmed low over the formerly peaceful meadow and the young brunette curled protectively around his hair, and landed within an inch of his nose.

He timidly opened one eye and saw the smoldering hunk of metal uncomfortably close to his nose. He gulped and carefully got up, adjusting his black cap and dusting off his pants. He walked around the small escape pod until he found the opening hatch. After waiting for a few minutes for whatever was in the pod to come out, he got impatient and opened it up himself. The hatch slid open and an unconscious, young girl wrapped in wire fell out.

“Um,” he said, unsure of what he was supposed to do, but just then, four other young boys came out of the barracks.

“Are you okay, Duo? We heard you scream,” asked a young blonde worriedly.

“Yeah, I’m fine, Quatra. I was just almost pummeled to death by this thing.”

“Oh!” Quatra said, just now noticing the unconscious girl. He gasped as he saw the bruises and lacerations covering her body. “She’s hurt! We’d better take her in and have a look at her wounds.”

“We can’t do that!” objected a black-haired Chinese boy. “She could be from Oz for all we know!”

“No, Wufei,” replied the spandex-clad boy from earlier quietly. “Remember, Dr. J said to bring in anyone suspicious we found. Maybe she knows something about this ‘Operation Perfection’.”

“All right,” Wufei growled. “But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

“Come on then,” Duo said. “Let’s get her inside.” And with that he picked her up and headed for the base followed by the others.

*************************

Well that's it! Please review! If you don't I WILL find you. (brandishes marshmallow shooter) Yes I acutally have one of those. SGS can verify...
-___-U I had 4 algebra exams this week... Does anyone have any asprin?

The Braided Baka's onna
a.k.a Bun-bun, Slayer of Telemarketers, Eater of Chocolate, and Defender of the Nifty!
Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs- Me

I have P.M.S. and a gun. Excuse me- did you have something to say?- Me on a really bad day

The entirety of the human races' foolishness never fails to amuse me- Me

Elyn Yuy
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 570
Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 6:41 pm
Location: In secret underground lair in Club Beer. Sitting across from Heero, drinking Dr. Pepper

Post by Elyn Yuy »

Great idea for a fic!!! :D

Welcome to Blissful Ignorance!!!

Just going to say one lil' thing though, and I don't mean to be harsh...
:wink:
This topic area is for Original fiction...Not fanfics :wink:

Maybe you can ask Black rose to move it to H&R or D&H fiction topics.

Other than that it is great!!!!

Write more !!!! :) :wink:

:salute: Elyn Yuy
Never get behind a horse. One way or another they will say hello. ~Me
I believe in myth and legend, not the reality of war.
Anomynous: Anybody got a carrot? A cookie? Gingersnap?! ...I''m in trouble.
Horse: Feed me now, and I will not shit in your window.
:salute: Elyn Yuy

The_Braided_Baka's_Onna
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 377
Joined: Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:33 am
Location: Someplace where you'll never, ever find me! Muwahahahahahaha!!!

Post by The_Braided_Baka's_Onna »

Oopsie! ^^U (scratches back of head) Thanks! I just wasn't sure where to put it since it had an OC.
Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs- Me

I have P.M.S. and a gun. Excuse me- did you have something to say?- Me on a really bad day

The entirety of the human races' foolishness never fails to amuse me- Me

Elyn Yuy
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 570
Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 6:41 pm
Location: In secret underground lair in Club Beer. Sitting across from Heero, drinking Dr. Pepper

Post by Elyn Yuy »

hahahaha!!!
It's ok...

... :lol: I just read your signiture...

Mine bounced twenty times the square root of infinity by now...
:wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:salute: Elyn Yuy
Never get behind a horse. One way or another they will say hello. ~Me
I believe in myth and legend, not the reality of war.
Anomynous: Anybody got a carrot? A cookie? Gingersnap?! ...I''m in trouble.
Horse: Feed me now, and I will not shit in your window.
:salute: Elyn Yuy

The_Braided_Baka's_Onna
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 377
Joined: Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:33 am
Location: Someplace where you'll never, ever find me! Muwahahahahahaha!!!

Post by The_Braided_Baka's_Onna »

Hee, hee! ^^ whatcha think of my new signature?
Humans are like slinkys. Though they may not be useful, it will always put a smile on your face to see one tumble down the stairs- Me

I have P.M.S. and a gun. Excuse me- did you have something to say?- Me on a really bad day

The entirety of the human races' foolishness never fails to amuse me- Me

Elyn Yuy
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 570
Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2003 6:41 pm
Location: In secret underground lair in Club Beer. Sitting across from Heero, drinking Dr. Pepper

Post by Elyn Yuy »

hahahahahahhaa!!!!!

*falls to the ground laughing*
:eek:
I went to that site with the kitties!

***

usually, it's me doin' the falling so I don't usually have a grin

:lol:

:salute: Elyn Yuy
Never get behind a horse. One way or another they will say hello. ~Me
I believe in myth and legend, not the reality of war.
Anomynous: Anybody got a carrot? A cookie? Gingersnap?! ...I''m in trouble.
Horse: Feed me now, and I will not shit in your window.
:salute: Elyn Yuy

Shooting Gundam Star
Anime Junkie
Posts: 867
Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2003 7:49 pm
Location: Totally Restricted

Post by Shooting Gundam Star »

:bounce:

Verrry good. I love it. Now write the next chappie! Please!!!!! I want to see what happens.

:bounce: :salute:

morning dew star
Bishounen Strip Club Special Guest|Mobile Armor Pilot in Training
Posts: 476
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:36 am
Location: <.<...>.>...Right behind you...

Post by morning dew star »

MDS: Well, Bun-bun, you told to to review, and so I review. ^^ Good!! Nefty!! Want to read next chapter!!!
*~:~*Then there was a star danced and under that was I born.*~:~*

:-+-: What a b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l smile!
Can it ~stay~ for awhile?
On this b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l night,
We'll make ~everything~ right!:-+-:

Melville's Best Friend
Not retired, just resting. 1xR Forever!
Posts: 717
Joined: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:53 am
Location: Avec ma chien. ^_____^ BUT! Wishing I was w/ Wicked
Contact:

Post by Melville's Best Friend »

OOOOOPS.

Okay, well, I've seen it now, so...I'll move it or delete it based on if you've posted in the other forum or not. ^___^

*edit* And.....I've moved it. ^___^


Sorry I was unable to see it sooner!

~MBF
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

RDP
Fanfic demi-god(dess)|Fanfic demi-god|Fanfic demi-goddess
Posts: 178
Joined: Tue Jul 22, 2003 11:40 pm
Location: Sanc Kingdom, Earth Sphere Unified Nations
Contact:

Post by RDP »

“WHAT THE HELL?!” he yelled in shock. (Now it’s not that things falling out of the sky were unusual, mind you, this is Gundam Wing after all, it’s just that most of them weren’t GIANT FLAMING BALLS OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!)

He then began running around in circles yelling, “Whatta I do?! Whatta I do?!” over and over.

“Oh, yeah!” he said, smacking his fist onto his palm. “Stop, drop, and roll!” and he proceeded to do so.

“Wait, that’s for fire. Now what did Dad say to do for giant, flaming balls of doom? Hmmmm…” he sat down Indian-style and pondered this as the fiery sphere of death loomed closer behind him.

“Hmmmmm, now what was it again? Oh yeah! Crouch, get your head down, and kiss your butt good-bye!”
=laughs= :roll: Nice fic. Welcome to the Blissful Ignorance community! :D
APATHY Club - Meeting at lunch canceled due to lack of interest. ~ School Bulletin

Peacecraft Elegance

Post Reply

Return to “Blissful Ignorance (Heero x Relena) Fanfiction Showcase”