Taking Tests

[bookworm]

Related to my WTT dc series. Focused on Relena taking the tests. And a little on Zechs, too.

Title: Taking Tests
Pairing: 1xR

The guys gawked as the bespectacled girl handed to the blonde numerous tests.

?I hope she doesn?t take my test.?

?Mine too.?

??Agree.?

?Also mine.?

?Definitely not mine.?

The blonde was finished with them and the bespectacled girl sat down and checked them all. Meanwhile, another man walked into the room unnoticed by the occupants.

The bespectacled girl was done.

?Well, I must say. You did very well in all of your tests.?

The blonde smiled.

?Thank you.?

?Do you want to know your results??

The blonde nodded.

?The first one says you are a 1xR person. The second one says you are a Heero fan. The third one says that you love men whose exterior hides??

The bespectacled girl blushed. Discreetly she looked up at the other occupants and just as quickly returned her attention to the blonde.

?Should I continue??

The blonde was smiling bemusedly.

?You may continue.?

?Well, let me just say that the third test shows what type of man you love. And you clearly know what kind it is.?

?Can I see the result??

?Sure.?

The blonde read the result of the third test and nodded her head.

The bespectacled girl took the test back and read the rest of the results.

?The fourth test says that you have a fetish for tank tops.?

The blonde smiled secretly.

?Yes, I do.?

The bespectacled girl arched her eyebrow.

?Man?s??

The blonde nodded her head.

The two females shared a knowing smile.

?The fifth test says that you are extremely happy. The sixth test says that your ideal wolf mate would be the alpha male. The fifth test says that you are attracted to a mixture of both wolf and panther, with best attributes of both. The seventh test says that you prefer a man w/o any clothes. The eighth test says your compatibility rate with your mate is 100%. The ninth test says that you have a fetish with chocolate. And the last test says that you?ll be a great mother.?

?WHAT!!!!!!!!!!?

The five guys were shaken out of their various reactions by the shout. They turned to find one angry brother glaring at them, particularly one Perfect Soldier.

Before the older man could take one step toward the group, the bespectacled girl hurried to him.

?Oh, thank goodness that you are here, Mr. Peacecraft. Now it is time for your turn.?

So saying, the bespectacled girl took the man?s arm and dragged him toward another table. Meanwhile, the blonde had gotten up and went to her mate.

?I heard that you got a 1x2 result, Heero.?

Remembering that, the Perfect Soldier scowled.

?Don?t worry about it. That test was prejudiced. It didn?t have any other results except for boys? pairings.?

The Perfect Soldier?s scowl deepened.

?If you like, you can take my test. It has ALL pairings.?

Her mate shuddered.

?No thanks. I don?t want to find out that I might be a 3x4 person.?

The two persons glared at him.

?Say, Princess. Is it true??

The blonde turned to the braided pilot.

?What?s true??

?That you are married to Heero and are pregnant with his child??

Before the blonde could answer, her older brother caught their attention.

?I AM NOT STUCK ON BARNEY!!!!!?

[AngelOfDeath]

::like the Ashley's from the cartoon Recess:: Scandalous!



Good times!

[Wingnut]

?I AM NOT STUCK ON BARNEY!!!!!?

To quote WuFei, INJUSTICE!

[Kari]

I AM NOT STUCK ON BARNEY!!!!!?

*snickers* That was just to good.

[Morrighan]

*laughs hysterically* Ooh... That was good! He-he-he... Poor, poor Zechs...

Loved it, bookworm!