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Melville's Best Friend · Thu Feb 06, 2003 9:56 am

My name is Bob, and I am Melville's Best Friend's pet puppy.
I was a bad boy last night and pee pee'd in my mommy's bed while I was asleep wif her. (Melville's my mommy, BTW).
She was mad at me, and I had to sleep in my cage. *whimper*
She said it was a good thing she has 2 beds, and she got to sleep in the other one.
Anyway, I'm here seein' what's the big deal with this place. Mommy is on here all the time. I wonder why. Well, I'm gonna' sniff you all now.
*sniff, sniff, sniffles, sniff*
You guys smell nice. Except for....someone with...*sniff* a wet noodle.
Why does someone have a wet noodle? Can I eat it? Mmmmmmmm.
I love food. I want the noodle. Where's the noodle? *grrrrrr......grrrrrrrr*
*scampers off to find the noodle*

Bob

Melville's Best Friend · Thu Feb 06, 2003 9:57 am

Soory, folks. My dog seems to have gotten hold of the computer. Rose, I think he's looking for you. Run. Run as fast as you can, 'cause the dog is fast.
~MBF

Melville's Best Friend · Fri Feb 07, 2003 6:43 am

I was a bad boy last night and pee pee'd in my mommy's bed while I was asleep wif her.

My dog is satan, and I don't know how he typed all that. I might want to consider selling him to the circus if he can type.

You guys smell nice. Except for....someone with...*sniff* a wet noodle.
Why does someone have a wet noodle? Can I eat it? Mmmmmmmm.

Umm.....I won't touch that, on accounta'....oh dear. You people with noodles best run.

~MBF

demented fly · Post by **demented fly** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 9:23 pm

um...yummy?

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:49 am

Hi Bob! *sticks out hand so he can sniff and permit her to pet him*

You're famous you know. I've used you in a fic, mommy used you in a fic or at least someone who resembled you, and I'm sure you'll make future appearances as well.

I wouldn't try to eat the wet noodle though. It might be old and we wouldn't want you to get sick.

Anyway, it was nice meeting you! Don't make mommy too mad though. She might take it out on some innocent people like me!

~Wicked

Melville's Best Friend · Sat Feb 08, 2003 2:05 pm

Hi Wicked! I overheard mommy saying she was gonna make you finish your fic if it's the last thing she'd ever do. I wouldn't hold her to that. She's a ditz. You know how blondes can be. Demented Fly, why are you sying my noodle's yummy? IT'S MYYYYYY NOODLE!!!
*growles in that ever-so-cute-puupy way*
*we hear D. Fly scream for assistence, unfortunately no one is currently logged on to BI*

~MBF

No dogs of flies, be they demented or no, were harmed in the writing of this message.

The Engrish Spy · Post by **The Engrish Spy** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:00 pm

Why hello Bob I'm Engrish. *hold out hand* I mistaken you for a golden retriver earlier. I guess it was just my sisters Tribe influence taking over... Anyways *pulls out a wet noodle from pocket* here you go boy. Have a noodle on me.

Melville's Best Friend · Sat Feb 08, 2003 4:04 pm

Thanks, Engrish. I'll eat that one after I finish with Rose's. It keeps attacking me, though.
*wapeesh!!!*
*Bob growles once more.....*
~Bob

demented fly · Post by **demented fly** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 6:54 pm

u can have the over-soft,
wet
cold
noodle.

cHiMes · Post by **cHiMes** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 3:49 am

why are you odd ppl talking about a old wet noodle??? *eatting some noodles at the moment* mmmm....noodles

*sees bob*

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