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Post by Heero »

Well, unless she decides to speak up when she has the chance to, while he's single, then there's always going to be someone in the way. Next time he's single, she needs to step up and ask him out. But until then, you just need to tell her to cheer up.

And to all you whiney people, cold is only a state of mind. I can censor out the cold, and you should too. Part of my training was laying in the snow in nothing but underwear. It worked.
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Post by Lady Saffir »

You sound like Eric...lemme guess, you also wear shorts year round, regardless of the Artic temps, right?

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Post by pilot03 »

Ignoring the cold and frostbite are two different things entirely! Try jumping into a pool in the middle of winter on a bet. That was something you quickly don't forget...or want to do again!! :bounce:
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Lady Saffir wrote:You sound like Eric...lemme guess, you also wear shorts year round, regardless of the Artic temps, right?

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Eric? I have a friend names Eric who at least used to ski in shorts, no matter what the conditions were.
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Post by bookworm »

I just thought of this. While looking at ur icon, Heero, I realized that u have a gun in ur hand. So I was wondering, what is ur fav gun (type like .35, and umm...I'm not a gun person so I don't know what they r).
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Post by Katy-did Bug »

Dear Heero,

Over the summer a local radio station took a poll to see the following: If you were stuck on a deserted island for an extended period of time what one song would you prefer to hear? Well yeah, thats one question for you.

Also, in your experience what is your prefered car to drive?

When you took school exams, what was the hardest one you took, if you had to take exams. And in school, what was your favorite subject?

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Post by Heero »

My least favorite subject was english, due to the essay section. But my most favorite was mathematics. I just like Math.

My favorite car is anything that is reliable enough to get me from point A to point B without trouble.

My favorite gun is a 9mm handgun. As for rifle, I would say the AK-47.

I agree 03, that does seem cold. But with proper mental preperation, I'm sure you can mannage. Not that yould want to.
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Post by pilot03 »

I agree 03, that does seem cold. But with proper mental preperation, I'm sure you can mannage. Not that yould want to.
For $20 I just might do it again. I'll have to see the money first though. :razz:
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Post by illiterate »

Ha one of the funnist things I've ever done was break the ice atop a swimming pool by jumping in, but what was even better was the long run from the outdoor pool to the indoor hot tub. Ha we did it at least four or five tims. It was one of the most painfull feallings but man was it hilarious.
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Post by bookworm »

:eek:

U got guts, my friend. U got guts! :salute:
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