Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

pilot03 · Post by **pilot03** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:21 pm

.....thanks Heero! You saved Christmas!! Why couldn't I read some of the post though?? I wonder.....maybe I'll ask illiterate later.

Katy-did Bug · Post by **Katy-did Bug** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:15 pm

Heero if you could choose anyplace, Earth/Space/Wherever, where would you retire? Anyone else can answer if they want.

Shinigamigrul · Post by **Shinigamigrul** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:10 pm

Ur fave type of clothes? -- loose, comfortable, and no special printing for casual, and form fitting, smaller clothing for situations where clothes prohibit movements and slow me down.

hehe such as mebbe SPANDEX!!!..still *sob* santa cant be dead..who will buy me the new gackt cd...*tears*...

If you were a goat bent on taking over the world's dairy supplies by stealing all the dairy cows. Where you (Mr. Goat) then have all the cows milked so that you can flood all the capitals around the world with Dairy milk (to frame the dairy cows for the destruction caused by floods of their own milk). Thereby making it so the only dairy products people will buy are the ones made by goat milk (like fetta cheese) therefore you (Mr. Goat) become the CEO/President of the world's supply of dairy products. If you were this goat--- where in the world would your hideout be?

sweetie..that really made me worry about you..but i must say..on top of the Sears tower...ya can see everything..and theres a starbucks thats near too!!!

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 3:16 am

I would retire to the L5 colony. It's very calm and most of the people in a certain countries are very reliant on their ancestor's ideals. They are kind and havn't forgotten the ways of the old style of living. They are nice people, and let's face it, Earth is getting covered by polution.

And I forgot the Goat question...

Assuming the milk would be warm, I would go to the polar ice caps, all the warmth will melt away the ice, causing the majority of the world to flood. When crews go to see what the cause was. They will find the cows. Of coarse, if I were the goat, I would also have to hide on top of Mt. Evrest. Just in case the fl;ooding gets out of control. Then I will dominate the market by 100%

illiterate · Post by **illiterate** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:19 pm

Dear PO3, your ignorance... err I mean innocence is very cute and for the sake of Christmas (and to get my roommate of my back about being a cynical Grinch) I shale confess that yes Santa is real and alive. Anyone who tells you otherwise should be ignored and shunned for trying to kill Christmas. They are just jealous of you faith in the good will towards men and all that other crap.

Warm milk is good for hot coco even though I don't like chocolate but it shut's everybody else up.

Heero, My roommate is really stressing over finals, do you have any suggestions about how I might get her to shut up and stop worrying?

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 2:23 pm

*jumps up and down*

Thanx for answering the silly q's, Heero! So nice of u!

*glomps*

Rn't u such a nice boy!

*takes the Heero plushie back to HAREM*

Shinigamigrul · Post by **Shinigamigrul** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:19 pm

YOU HAVE A HEERO PLUSHIE BOOKWORM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH I WANT ONE.....

pilot03 · Post by **pilot03** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 4:46 pm

Dear PO3, your ignorance... err I mean innocence is very cute and for the sake of Christmas (and to get my roommate of my back about being a cynical Grinch) I shale confess that yes Santa is real and alive. Anyone who tells you otherwise should be ignored and shunned for trying to kill Christmas. They are just jealous of you faith in the good will towards men and all that other crap.

Warm milk is good for hot coco even though I don't like chocolate but it shut's everybody else up.

Heero, My roommate is really stressing over finals, do you have any suggestions about how I might get her to shut up and stop worrying?

Thanks for the kind words...I will take them to heart. I will make any non believer's of Santa feel my wrath. Santa is still alive thru our good will and love. That is what Santa means to me. About your roomate....buy her a beer and tell her things could be worse....like being the toliet seat at a Mexican dinner on all you can eat bean burrito night!! That would be very bad.. Just give her words of encouragement. All she wants to hear is that she is going to do well on her finals and pass. Or you can buy her a beer. Yes, a beer would work.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:44 pm

Just tell her to relax. And I mean RELAX. Take a bubble bath (I forgot you're in a dorm, nm), sit under a tree and breathe the fresh air, close yourslef off in a room and listen to a good CD real loud. Just something soothing. Trust me, it will make loads of a differance.

illiterate · Post by **illiterate** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:57 pm

It's 15 degrees outside Heero, that's just mean and besides it's west texas and there are no trees. Grr! But I shoved her off onto her boyfriend so hopefully she won't be back for awhile, he can deal with her and I can go back to what I do best, being lazy.

But you seem to know alot about stress what is it that makes you freak out? For me right now it's this crappy christmas music on the radio, everyone is shoving it down my throat, I just want the world to go back to being morbid and depressing so I don't feel like a such a loser.

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