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Post by Heero »

I would be anyone in a coma for a few decades. Because I really want sleep right now.
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-Heero Yuy 01

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Post by Kaili Charmer »

hn...that is a hard one, and considering i have a million essays to fill out for college applications...it DOES sound like one of them. ~sigh~ gross, but i'd much rather tell you than some stuck up college that costs ME money to tell THEM the answer when they prolly won't even read it.

I would love to be a teacher (everyone gapes and laughs at kai). Yes, seriously, and blah. Of course, because of the national pay for public school teachers around the USA, I would never take this occupation, but I would love to do it. I would love to make a difference in children's lives. I would want to be one of those cool teachers that students reminisce about in future classes and think (about their current teacher) "why can't this teacher be like Prof. Kaili? She was such a good teacher." or "I learned so much from Prof. Kaili" or something. I don't know. You've got to admit, there is a shortage of good teachers out there nowadays, and whenever you get stuck with a sucky one, you can't help but complain and wish that you were back in your good teacher's classroom. I love tutoring peers because i get a lot of satisfaction when they say "I get it!"
Another thing i'd like to be is a psychologist. I'm one of those people who gives advice to her friends about everything, even when i don't have any experience in whatever it is that they talk about. But this, i'd like to be paid for sometime, because it's strenuous and i need a policy in writing that says i can't discuss my patients' info, because i hate keeping secrets without reason that others comprehend. (i.e. when john doe tells me something and jane doe wants to know what, i can't tell her and she gets mad at me for not telling her.)
That's me in a nutshell, and now i'm going to use the extended version of this for my college essay, YES!!
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Post by White Witch »

If I could be anyone... well, I'd pick anyone from Japan! Even if students there are really pressured and stuff, Japan is still a nice place! To be specific, I wanna be a Japanese high school student.

Q: 1. Why do a lot of people hate Sylvia Noventa? I don't hate her, but I think she's a good antagonist in some fics. (ANYONE can answer. THE MORE THE MERRIER!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^)

2. What does "afurete" mean? And "daikirai" is hate, right?

3. If anyone knows a song that sorta goes, "they say I'm paranormal / so I just bend their spoon / who wants to be ordinary / in this crazy mixed up world..." please tell me the title and singer!
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Post by Shooting Gundam Star »

Dear Heero,

I have a love question for you. What do you do if you have a guy you love, I mean really love, but you don't want to tell him becuase you know he's been hurt in the past and you don't want him to run like you do if you tell him. What do you do?

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Post by Andrea »

White Witch, that song's from Michelle Branch, and it's titled 'You Get Me'.

Here's the link to the lyrics.
http://www.lyricsstyle.com/m/michellebr ... getme.html

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Post by Andrea »

Oh, and to your other question, White Witch,

<b>Daikirai</b>: It means to hate or dislike something.

And afurete... I've no idea... *snicker* Sorry!

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Q: 1. Why do a lot of people hate Sylvia Noventa? I don't hate her, but I think she's a good antagonist in some fics.
I don't hate her. I just don't want her w/ Heero. And she's a good antagonist, as long as she doesn't get Heero. U get the pattern I'm saying?
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Post by Wingnut »

bookworm wrote:
Q: 1. Why do a lot of people hate Sylvia Noventa? I don't hate her, but I think she's a good antagonist in some fics.
I don't hate her. I just don't want her w/ Heero. And she's a good antagonist, as long as she doesn't get Heero. U get the pattern I'm saying?
Same here. One fic I'm currently monitering has Sylvia paired with Quatre and Trowa with Midii Une. Sylvia could also be paired with Trowa as well. But the Heero and Sylvia angle just doesn't work at all.
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Post by Andrea »

Ditto on what bookworm and Wingnut said. *nods wisely*

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Post by Heero »

I have no earthy idea what afurete means. Are you spelling it right? Maybe Relena might know. I'll ask her when she gets back.

And who is Sylvia Noventa? Should I be afraid of her? I have a feeling like I should.

Shooting Gundam Star, once you biuld up anough courage, go ahead and tell him that you're interested in him. But don't tell him you're in love. If he's not scared off by you having a crucsh on him, then he might be if you say you're in love with him. But make sure to let him go at his own pace. If he's not ready for a relationship yet, then hold out until he is. Don't put too much pressure on him or he'll run off.
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