Bobbing for... (DC#11)

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Bobbing for... (DC#11)

Post by Akasha »

Don't ask why...just read.
word Count: 118
I don't own the characters, just the three year old that doesn't know any better.




Wufei excused himself from the game to use the bathroom. He opened the door to find Diane occupied and so decided to leave her to her artwork and went to Heero?s master bathroom instead.

Upon his return, Wufei tapped Heero on the shoulder, ?You need to go take a look at the guest bathroom.?

?What?s wrong with it??

?I can?t say,? was his reply, which caused a few raised eyebrows.

When Heero arrived at the bathroom, all he could do was stare.
It wasn?t a small problem and he wasn?t going to call a plumber.

Diane stood in front of the toilet and pointed to her artwork: Relena?s tampons and his favorite dress tie. This was not good.
"It is not enough to CONQUER...One must know how to SEDUCE...' -Voltaire

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*shakes heads*

Kids these days...
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Post by Kari »

How is the perfect soldier gonna solve that??? That's what I would like to know. Well I think I was a problem child too. I think.
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OMG... Trying not to laugh out loud... In the middle of the computer lab right now.... OMG!!!!! That's SOOO funny...!!!!

Loved it!!
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Post by Andrea »

This is hilarious! So funny!! Very good, Akasha!

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Post by AngelOfDeath »

How very avante guard (I'm sure I spelled that wrong, but you know what I mean....)

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Now! that's so like my nephews!!!

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Post by Rose of Betrayal »

Ooh... That was... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Love it! Tampons and his tie! Hark, hark! :D


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