more torture~!

[sailorDH]

Chaos at the Club

?Let?s celebrate!? Duo suggested, after the pilots saved the world once again. When Relena offered to cook, everyone suggested that maybe they should go out to eat instead.

?Gag!? Trowa choked. ?That was close. Remember last year when we saved the world? She made some sort of fried octopus stuffed with grass. I can?t believe Heero liked it.?

?Hmph.?

?Why don?t we go out for a little excitement?like to the club or something.?

All eyes turned to Wufei. Did he just say what he just said?
?What?!!? he spat.

?Nothing?whatever you say, Wu.? Duo?s grin spread wider across his face if that was even possible. He slapped Heero?s arm. ?Okay then. Let?s go. Now.?

So the 5 gundam pilots found themselves at the entrance of a nightclub. Booming music echoed around them, as expected.

?Welcome!!!! Oooooh?lookin? good, guys!? a cheerful slut wearing a red dress that showed too much cleavage greeted them. Heero choked when he heard her twangy voice. He gave her The Glare, but she flew away as quickly as she came?and arrived with a herd of girls. The guys were suddenly surrounded by the flock.

?Ohmygawd!! Like, um, are you guys from around here?? said a girl in pink.
There were giggles in every direction.
?HII!!!!?

Quatre felt his air supply go out.
?Can I have your number??
?Will you date me??

With a mighty shove, Wufei swept the girls in his way away. ?Move it!? Move it I said!? The rest of the boys finally shoved off the crowd. Then, they sat at right in front of the bar and ordered all sorts of alcoholic drinks.

<<< an hour later >>>

?I saw Duo disappear into the washroom with some girl. It?s been half an hour now. I think I should go check up on him,? said Quatre to no one in particular. Five minutes later, he managed to drag out the braided idiot out. Heero was slumped over the bar counter, a tequila shot glass in his right hand and another in his left hand.

Wufei started to giggle. He clutched his stomach and fell off the chair, laughing and pointing at various and random objects. Quatre dumped the inebriated Duo on a couch and ran over to Wufei.

?Wufei? Wufei?? Quatre slapped his cheek. Wufei burped and giggled. ?Crap?are they ALL drunk?? His eyes drifted to the dance floor?where Trowa was jumping up and down, his arms flailing wildly. Probably high on something, Quatre reasoned.

?Hmhph?? Heero started to move. ?Ugh?? A girl flew over to him.

?Oh! You?re awake! Hi!? Heero raised his head.
?And who are you??
?My name is Belinda. Call me Belle. So um?I was wondering if??

Quatre came to the rescue.

?Shoo! Away from him!? Then, embarrassed by his own ungentlemanly outburst, he quickly added, ?He?s uh?taken.? He gulped.
?Oh I see. Doesn?t matter.? She eyed the cute blonde, and with one swift movement, dragged to him to the dance floor.

?DUOO!? Quatre squeaked. But Duo was not much of a help. He only regained consciousness and sauntered over to the scene. Wufei was still on the floor, giggling once in a while.

Heero sat up. So what the hell just happened? He looked around, appalled by what he saw: Duo in the arms of some girl, Wufei being dragged into a room in the back by three thugs, Trowa jumping up and down in the middle of the room and Quatre dancing. At least someone was normal.

A girl pulled at Duo?s braid and squeaked something incoherent. Seconds later, an explosion was heard. A gang dressed in all red stood at the entrance, with the moonlight spilling out behind them, their silhouettes menacing, their capes billowing out dramatically behind them. Each held a gun. The music stopped, and the room was suddenly very silent.
?This is a robbery! Everyone face down with your hands in the air!?

Duo snapped to life. He flung the girl away and aimed his gun at the leader, who only snickered.


?Kid, like I don?t wanna hurt you?I?ve got a black belt in karate when I was 13, and I?ve taken lessons in?(blah blah blah blah)?ouf!? The leader fell down in a heap as Heero stood in his place, wobbled a bit, and slurred, ?Get out of here now.? The guy dressed in red on his left punched Heero in the stomach, he fell down, stepping on the leader?s ~ahem~ in the process. Duo kicked a random guy in red, and Quatre punched him in the face after telling him to surrender. Trowa hopped over, and flipped a few people over. Duo swung his braid, Quatre kicked someone in the shin, Wufei karate chopped another person?etc.

(annoying author interlude that is spoiling all the action: yes, so you get the point.)

After half a minute later, the entire gang was knocked out. The room was staring at the boys.

?Let?s get the hell out of here!? Quatre said, again to nobody in particular. Duo fell over, and a dozen of ditzy girls raced towards him. Another dozen ran to the fallen Heero. Quatre speed-dialed Relena. ?Um?can you come over to that club on Twee Street to come pick us up??
?Oh?what happened??
?No time to explain?just get here quickly.?
Minutes later, at Sanc Kingdom efficiency, a pink limo pulled in front of the place. Relena followed by 5 bodyguards. The people surrounding the boys automatically backed away.


?Heero?!? she yelled.

?You lucky b****!? Belinda called out from somewhere in the crowd. She tried to get his head on her lap, but then just told the guards to get him in the car. They hauled the sluggish but cranky Wufei next, a bouncy Trowa followed and Quatre came after, carrying Duo.

<<< the next morning >>>

?Okay. Tell me what happened.? The 5 boys sat googly eyed in a row on her sofa. Wufei suddenly got up and ran to the bathroom, cursing on the way.

?Injustice!? they heard.
Duo moaned, ?Ah?ee?headache.?
?Sleep?Need sleep?? Trowa muttered.
Relena sighed. ?I am cooking next time you guys decide to have a celebration.?

Quatre gulped.

[bookworm]

Hmm...that is a nice torture. Nice torture, indeed.

[Elyn Yuy]

OH MY GOD!!!! This is the funniest thing I've read on BI!!!!!

Can I add another chap? PLEASE?!!!!?!?!!?!?!! Grovels and bounces over to SailorDH

Git off me!!!!

Not 'til you let me post to this!!!

Elyn Yuy

[sailorDH]

haha
Go ahead!

thx for commenting!

[sailorDH]

wow, it's been almost a month since i've come into this forum...

sorry for the late reply :o

[Morrighan]

*giggles* Ooh.... That's good... He-he-he.... I'm sure Heero's deathly afraid of Relena...for obvious reasons, of course.