DC #11: What's Missing From Every Stereotypical GW Fanfic

criminal wreckchords · Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:01 pm

Title: What's Missing From Every Stereotypical Gundam Wing Fanfic (DC #11)
Rating: PG
Genre: absolute seriousness, die hard situation, a hypothetical: what would you do? scenerio
Word Count: 129. I cheated, but it's for a good cause, and I couldn't edit anymore.
AN: because somebody had to do it.

"Oh my god," she suddenly proclaimed.

"Delayed reaction?" he asked, refering to the fact that they had been stranded in a forest, miles from civilization, with no means of communication. He felt fine about the situation, knowing that his pack, always carefully prepared for an emergency situation, had everything they could possibly need.

"No," she whispered, blushing and avoiding eye contact. "I'm on my period."

A tampon was suddenly in her field of vision. She blinked, as though not connecting his outstretched hand and the female product together.

There was a pregnant pause and an expectant look.

"They hold large amounts of water, and are rather sufficient in cleansing the water of dirt particles and other debris," he supplied.

"Heero," she sighed, and he tilted his head. "You're incorrigible."

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:15 pm

LOL!!! Oh wow...always prepared for everything, that's our heero.

Numena · Post by **Numena** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 9:20 pm

That was hilarious..I haven't stopped laughing yet.

Perfectly perfect Heero. The ultimate Boy Scout. Wonderful!

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:12 pm

O.o OMG, Heero, you are SUCH an idiot!! But that's why we all love you *pats him on the head*

He-he-he.... That's embarrassing, really! A guy thinking of something like that... Eww!! Has he any clue how disgusting that is?!?!?! Think about it!!

illiterate · Post by **illiterate** » Thu Nov 20, 2003 11:00 pm

Gods that was the best one so far! Great job Criminal.

criminal wreckchords · Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:04 am

kaili- i love elfwood! i have so many friends there! go check out: http://elfwood.lysator.liu.se/fanq/s/y/ ... 1.jpg.html
i can never stop laughing from this. the rest of her work is great too.

numena- ::pictures chibi heero with lil boy scout unitform, with the hat and the scarf and the shorts and knee-high socks and (dies of cuteness overload):: i think this has to be the next challenge: chibi heero in cute uniforms...or maybe i'll just have to do a heero paper doll with different lil outfits and-
bi: ::someone needs to back away from the caffinated tea...::
crim: ::grins guiltily::

morrighan: the actual inspiration for this was from one of the first episodes of full metal panic: the main male character (who looks and acts like Heero, only MORE clueless, if possible) is teased about needing to carry around a condom so he can fit in infiltrating a high school. he brushes it off, saying that he's used one before, making his comrades gape, and then he proceeds to tell them that they can hold up to 2 liters of water in emergency situations. ::sweatdrops::

illiterate: thanks. i've read the others and they're pretty hilarious, so i take that as a real compliment.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 12:20 am

criminal wreckchords wrote: morrighan: the actual inspiration for this was from one of the first episodes of full metal panic: the main male character (who looks and acts like Heero, only MORE clueless, if possible) is teased about needing to carry around a condom so he can fit in infiltrating a high school. he brushes it off, saying that he's used one before, making his comrades gape, and then he proceeds to tell them that they can hold up to 2 liters of water in emergency situations. ::sweatdrops::

Yes, Sousuke IS quite an idiot when it comes to NORMAL social situations. He's SOOO dense... Even more so than Heero, which is quite a miracle.

I have the first manga volume of FMP!, but I haven't seen any episodes yet.

rina_craft · Post by **rina_craft** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 4:40 am

They hold large amounts of water, and are rather sufficient in cleansing the water of dirt particles and other debris

*imagines heero drinking water from a _________* ??? ... hehehehe... nice fic!

Wingnut · Post by **Wingnut** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 2:38 pm

Morrighan wrote:O.o OMG, Heero, you are SUCH an idiot!! But that's why we all love you *pats him on the head*

He-he-he.... That's embarrassing, really! A guy thinking of something like that... Eww!! Has he any clue how disgusting that is?!?!?! Think about it!!

Accually the one you should be blameing is Dr J. He was the one who trained Heero in the particulars of surviveal training. So it was likely the late Dr. that came up with the tampon idea.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:30 pm

hAHA

Laughing to hard can't reply

kari

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