"WHAT?"
"It's just a little favor."
"No."
"But?"
"Send pagan!"
"You want to send a little old man to the store?"
"Better him then me."
"How can you would be that mean!"
"That's not mean, mean is sending a man to get your tampons!"
*****
"Cash or credit?"
"hn." He tossed some money on the counter.
"I need a price check..."
"hn."
*****
"Now was that so bad?"
"Yes."
"What took so long?"
"A price check, I had to go buy a roll of duct tape to regain my dignity."
"And what do you plan to do with it?"
"I'll show you..."
Notes: <insert random disclaimer message>
A scene from a show I happened to remember inspired the duct tape part of this.
Word count: 100
Price check (DC #11)
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Price check (DC #11)
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''
Ronald Reagan
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Don't get stuck on stupid.
People are too busy talking to say anything important.
Ronald Reagan
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Don't get stuck on stupid.
People are too busy talking to say anything important.
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Hmm...a man gettin ur tampons.
Oh the humility.
*looks at the boys*
Yeah right. Bring up the torture, minna!
*glares*
But don't even THINK of getting a duct tape.
*looks at Adaon*
But it is still a great idea.
Oh the humility.
*looks at the boys*
Yeah right. Bring up the torture, minna!
*glares*
But don't even THINK of getting a duct tape.
*looks at Adaon*
But it is still a great idea.
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*Wielder of the SPECIAL guns*
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*cackles* Ooh.... That is positively EVIL!!!! He-he-he... Loved it!! And boys think they know what we women have to go through... They know NOTHING!! Absolutely nothing!!
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>
Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench.
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Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench.
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Thanks for the kind words, This one was hard to do in 100 words, I was going to have Heero blackmail Duo into doing it for him, but there just wasn't enough room.
This is completely irrelevant but if you are bored try a gundam wing word search sometime. http://www.writing.com/main/wordsearche ... _id=185850
The use of the duct tape is left to your imagination.Wingnut wrote:Uh oh, wonder what Heero plans to do with that duct tape!
In compliance with the site name, I'll remain blissfully ignorant thank you.Morrighan wrote: And boys think they know what we women have to go through... They know NOTHING!!
This is completely irrelevant but if you are bored try a gundam wing word search sometime. http://www.writing.com/main/wordsearche ... _id=185850
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help.''
Ronald Reagan
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Don't get stuck on stupid.
People are too busy talking to say anything important.
Ronald Reagan
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Don't get stuck on stupid.
People are too busy talking to say anything important.
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How about gagging that diplomatic mouth of hers for a bit 
great job!!!
Elyn Yuy
great job!!!
Elyn YuyNever get behind a horse. One way or another they will say hello. ~Me
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Horse: Feed me now, and I will not shit in your window.
Elyn Yuy
I believe in myth and legend, not the reality of war.
Anomynous: Anybody got a carrot? A cookie? Gingersnap?! ...I''m in trouble.
Horse: Feed me now, and I will not shit in your window.
Elyn YuyOnly if you happen to be on the throne when you realise that you are out. Otherwise it is not that big of a deal. I mean everybody buys TP at some point, right?AngelOfDeath wrote:BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Genius! I loved it!
Ah... the only thing worse is running out of toilet paper.... and even then I don't know if it's worse. Hm.
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The three most hated words in all of television... To Be Continued.
Romance fanfic rule #1: Canon couples always take priority over all others.
The three most hated words in all of television... To Be Continued.