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Post by Heero »

Hmm... I'm under athority of the Black Rose and Relena. So I must answer all questions. Except for those select few I refuse to answer.
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Post by illiterate »

Right then. In that case Heero have you ever doubted your sexuality?

Just a question from a curious mind.
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Post by Andrea »

Heero wrote: Except for those select few I refuse to answer.
I don't like the sound of that. I suspect my questions will be some of those 'few'.... :-? ...

Ooh! illiterate! ANSWER HEERO!!

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Dear Simply, no they didn't, I have a huge school, with over 3,500 students, I don't think they would want to hand any rock to all those kids.
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Post by bookworm »

Right then. In that case Heero have you ever doubted your sexuality?
Yeah, Heero. U got to answer this!!!!!!

And to add to that, do u think the other GW boys and girls do 2? Doubt about their sexuality, that is.
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Post by Heero »

I went and typed up a long post just to have my computer fill with errors. Well, I found the proplem and promptly fixed it. Here we go again.

First off, before I begin, why is everyone so eager for me to answer this question? Anyway, I feel that it is important to figure out this kind of stuff. A lot of people just block all thoughts that they might be a homosexual or bisexual. They are usually homophobic or not very sure of their own self. I found out early on that I was far more attracted to women than men, so I was definatly hetrosexual. As for the others, Duo seems like the guy who would try not to concider any other options. Trowa seems pretty secure in his masculinity, as does Quatre, yes, Quatre. But I can't picture Wufei with a man or a woman. Even though I know he has a thing for Sally, I still can't see it.
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Post by bookworm »

Good job, Heero! Great answer.
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Post by Shinigamigrul »

Dear Heero,
What can you do to get a song un-stuck in your head other than shooting yourself? :eek:
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Post by Heero »

Without suicide it may be harder. I would suggest listening to another song. Just as catchy, not as annoying. Or go to sleep. Sleep is always good.
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Post by White Witch »

Or go to sleep. Sleep is always good.
What if the song just plays in your sleep? Example; Shinigamigrul-san is having a wonderful dream that she is transported to the GW world and gets to be the 6th gundam pilot. Then, instead of beautiful background music, that annoying song plays. How about that? :-?
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