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Title: The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother
Word Count: 114
Rating: G
Pairing: 1+R (cloudy, with a chance of divorce)
The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother
"You're so lucky!" A voice moaned over the phone. "Your first date!"
"Hmm." The blonde appeared calm, but her eyes were filled with excitement. Any normal fourteen-year- old would've been jumping up and down. Of course, Yoriko Yuy wasn't exactly normal.
"How'd you convince your dad?" her friend asked curiously.
"Mom did it! Ain't she the coolest?" That was probably the last time in her teenage life she'd say those words.
Meanwhile?
"Argh!" Heero Yuy cried out in frustration. His wrists were handcuffed to a pipe above him. Strong as he was, they wouldn't budge. "Hoisted by my own metallic alloy," he complained. And though his wife couldn't hear, he screamed, "I'll kill you!"
The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother (Drabble #10)
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The Benefits of Having an Intelligent Mother (Drabble #10)
~J.Alberghini
"He took what he could get, ravenously and unscrupulously- eventually he took Daisy one still October night, took her because he had no real right to touch her hand."
-F.Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gastby
"He took what he could get, ravenously and unscrupulously- eventually he took Daisy one still October night, took her because he had no real right to touch her hand."
-F.Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gastby
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bookworm
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Hang on. I want to clarify that I luv the drabble, but feel bad about the divorce thing.Evil. Pure evil.
I luv it!
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Good job! Very funny. Heero in handcuffs... *drool* 
"If complete and utter chaos were lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armor and shouting 'All gods are bastards.'" -The Color of Magic, by Terry Pratchett
"If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do whatever you want," pause "--well, that's where you're right." - Buffy
"If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do whatever you want," pause "--well, that's where you're right." - Buffy
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He-he-he.... Go Relena!!! 
Got Heero deliciously trussed up there.... *drool*
Got Heero deliciously trussed up there.... *drool*<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>
Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench.
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That'll teach Heero his place in the household....."Chaos will always triumph over order; it is the way of things." ~Hexadecimal, ?Game Over?
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