Believing about SC (SC#2)

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Believing about SC (SC#2)

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1st one to reply. It isn't as funny as my previous sc entries. But I needed to do something, and this is it. I hope you enjoy reading it even though GW isn't mine. Sad, isn't it? :(

BELIEVING ABOUT SC

?I can?t believe it.?

blink

?What can?t you believe??

?Am I seeing things or is that guy Santa Claus??

blink, blink

?You?re right. And I believe those are elves.?

stare

?Why are there elves and Santa Claus here? Isn?t it too early for Christmas? And also, I don?t believe in them, anyway.?

?Me, too.?

shock

?Hey, watch it!?

?Did you two ladies say you don?t believe in us??

nods heads

?Well, well.?

turns to elves

?What do you think, everyone??

grins

?Punishment!?

grins

?I thought so.?

?Hey, babe, what?s up??

silence

?Duo!?

blinks

?What??

?You?re wearing spandex.?

?WHAT!?

?Wow, Hilde, he?s loaded.?

blinks

?Eh??

?Loaded down there.?

points at the LOADED asset

?Oh.?

blush

?Why, thank you Rel??

silence

?What??

?Omae o korosu.?

?Heero! Put down the gun!?

?Hn.?

sigh

?Why??

looks down

?Oh.?

?Man, Relena. You look good in a lime green tube top.?

BONK!

?Hilde! That wasn?t nice.?

?Umm?where did Santa Claus go??

turns

?He?s there.?

?Well, now ladies. Do you believe now??

?We believe.?

?Though, I think you are a pervert for this.?

glare

?Okay, I?ll stop now.?

?Son, why is your wife giving me a hard time for giving you a little present??

shrugs

?Hn.?

wide eyes

?Son??

silence

?I?ll leave now. I?ll be seeing you at Christmas, though don?t think that your mother would leave you alone to get her some grandkids.?

?Before you go, why did you come here??

?Well, our turkeys, Odin and Freya ran away.?

?I see.?

silence

?Lost the rubber duck, didn?t they??

?Yeah, they did.?

?Santa Claus! We got to go!?

?Excuse me.?

silence

?I didn?t know that they used a yellow submarine? Aren?t they extinct??

?You don?t know what you are talking about. That is A yellow submarine. Until you rode one, you wouldn?t understand.?

glare

?By the way, Heero, why didn?t you tell me that Santa Claus was your father??

?You never asked. Besides, he used to be Heero Yuy.?

shock

?What the??

BONK!

?Heero!?

?Let?s leave those two alone. We got some BUSINESS to do.?

?Hey, you didn?t have to hit him in the head.?

?That?s the only way for him to stay still for the ladies.?

wide eyes

?What??

?Oh, my.?

?A guy in spandex.?

?I love men in spandex.?

?And he?s loaded, too.?

?NOOOOOOOOOO!?
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Post by Andrea »

Hahahaha!! This was hilarious!!
“I love men in spandex.”
*nod*

I loved it, Bookworm!

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Post by bookworm »

Thanx, Andrea.

For readers out there, this is just something I needed to do to take my mind out of my stomach ache. It isn't as funny as I could have gotten it because of me feeling crappy. That's why it is as it is written.
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*falls over laughing hysterically* OMG......!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's soo....funny!! Great job, bookworm!
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Oh, and if anyone is confused as to why SC is HY, then u should watch Santa Clause. The idea is similar to that movie. Though when I thought about it, I didn't realize that until later.
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Silly me. Thanx Morrighan for the comment.
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