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What Balcony?

Post by suicide_baka »

Hey everyone! I really am starting to like writing these things and I just came up with a new silly story. Here it goes....


Heero was now in front of the balcony doors of 'the love of his life's' bedroom. He was just about to go in when a thought just popped up into his head. "Hey wait a minute...Relena never had a balcony." Just then the balcony dissapears. "O SHIT!" yelled Heero as he grabbed a near by tree branch just by her 'now once gone and now turned into a window'. Heero wipes the sweat coming from his forehead. He looks up into the sky. "FUCK YOU SUICIDE_BAKA!" :evil: "Don't make me make that tree dissaper and put a never ending hole down there!" Just then the never ending hole appears.
0.o'."Okay..I"m sorry."
"That's better." Balcony comes back.
Heero now gets back on to the balcony and opens the doors. The room smelled like peaches and cream. He loved this scent. He looked over to the bed and there she was, sleeping peacefully. He bent over looking at her."She is so peaceful and beautiful." *snore*"0.o'...uh...well she's beautiful."
Just then Relena woke up and looked at Heero. "Heero? Is that you?"
"Yes it is me my love."
" How the fuck did you get in here?!" she said in a kind of irritating sound.
" I came in from your balcony."
"But...I don't have a balcony."
silence....silence....
"I love you Relena!"
"Get out Heero!"
Just then the guards came in at the sound of Relena screaming.
"Anything wrong Miss Relena?"
"Yes, get this man out of my room!"
" Relena what that fuck?! Is this some kind of a joke?!"
"No Heero I don't want to see you."
" Relena please...I"ll..i'll....i'll marry you!"
"Sorry, not going to work this time. Last time you said that to me, you had a hangover for about a week."
At about this time...everyone had a sweat drop....even the Suicide_baka.
"You make him away now."
The guards strode off with Heero in their hands listening to him screaming, "I really mean it this time!"
One of the guards started laughing and said, "Ya I remember my fisrt engagment....wow...I left town for a month....those where the days."
(anyone for another sweat drop?)
The guards threw Heero out and just so happens that he landed in the spot where suicide_baka put the never ending hole. (hehehehehe)
"AHHHHHHHHHHH....FUCK YOU SUICIDE_BAKA!!......*BONK* OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
With Heero falling down and never ending hole, Relena walked out of her room to see her newly put balcony.


So what you all think about this one? I didn't mean to make them seperate but I really thought that this was really funny having them do this. Well PLLZZZZZ write reply's!!!!! :-P
You need to be this tall to go on this ride. Back off shorty. -suicide_baka

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:eek: oooookkkkkkk that was interesting. Funny but weird! :lol:

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ummm...

Post by Vastulja_Sata_Menton »

um....very...odd. Relena saying no? wow...and Heero begging...um....I'm scared now...:::crawls in a corner and rocks back and forth while holding knees to chest:::
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:eek: Um, yeah. Funny, but...weird in a non-sensical sort of way... especially with Relena refusing....I'll gladly take her place.... :-P
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