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Kaili Charmer
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Post by Kaili Charmer »

We drove THE heero yuy into madness?
...uh oh. Better change my address, pronto.

Seriously, Heero, you know you love us! You'd be out of one penniless payment of a job if it weren't for us. Come on, be greatful! Besides, Miss Relena was on that list, you can't charge her for giving you insanity, now can you?
...don't answer that.

But yeah, you know you love us. We're pretty harmless...~eyes the list warily~ erm...we don't conflict physical harm on...you?
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Post by bookworm »

I'm 38? I'm 38. Hmm...I don't look 38 nor sound 38. I'm not even 38.

And Heero, ur 2. I thought ur 1. Shame on u. Taking Duo's number. Tsk, tsk.
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Post by Andrea »

you're 38, I'm 4..2? Yes, so, lets just smile and wave, why don't we... I love you Heero, and I know you love us all too... If you don't, we'll hunt you down and put you out of commission... :D

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Post by Heero »

We'll see who's hunting who. Let's have a hunt-down. The first person to get the other wins. You can only use a mobil suit if you have one. I do! Do you? Nope... looks like I have the upperhand.
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

-Heero Yuy 01

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Post by Andrea »

Okay, so you do have a mobil suit... but I'm smarter... I don't usually blast myself off... *Snicker* :D

Question/Request: Can somebody please recommend me a good FF AU/CloudxTifa fic? or author? or maybe even a site? I dunno, I've been on the hunt for an AU, long, CxT fic, but I can't find one... does anyone know? Please, help me out.

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Post by Morrighan »

Heero wrote: You can only use a mobil suit if you have one. I do! Do you? Nope... looks like I have the upperhand.
*cat-like grin* Upperhand?? I think not.... You may have a mobile suit, but I have cool blasting powers that have been recently enhanced with the assistance of my dear little bishis. *pats Hiei, Zelgadis and Fiore*

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Post by Miss Relena »

Adaon...that was hilarious. I nearly fell over!
And Heero... ::hugs:: you needed it. Do you need me to keep this place in line for you?? ^_^

P.S. Thank you for sticking by me when I am in alot of pain. Not many guys would want a sick, in-firtle woman who needs comfort constantly. I love you for it (no emoticon to express) I just want you to know what a wonderful person you are and how thankful I am to have you.
Sorry if this post embarrasses you, I just had to say it...and you needed your sleep for work.
Thanks for being my perfect soldier.

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Post by bookworm »

Hmm...Heero, what's it like surrounded by a majority of girls? U go crazy? *looks at previous posts* Ur definitely getting crazy.
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Post by Shinigamigrul »

Thank you for sticking by me when I am in alot of pain. Not many guys would want a sick, in-firtle woman who needs comfort constantly. I love you for it (no emoticon to express) I just want you to know what a wonderful person you are and how thankful I am to have you.
Sorry if this post embarrasses you, I just had to say it...and you needed your sleep for work.
Thanks for being my perfect soldier.
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Post by Heero »

You are welcome... just keep my actions quiet.

And as for the rest of you, just hush up.
Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

-Heero Yuy 01

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