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Post by pilot03 »

As a wildlife rehaber, I know such things
No wonder your the assistant manager at Club Beer o' might employer.
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead

\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop

*Ravisher in training* Club Beer

<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>

Thief of panties and hearts... 8)

<s>Part-time coffee boy..</s> :dunno:

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Post by Heero »

1. Last meal? Hand gun soup. Soup with a handgun in it. Then we'll see who'll have the last meal.

2. Soap? What kind of question is soap? Here's a question for you: "Brick?"

3. No.

4. I would think so. Large circles perhaps.

5. A shade of dark blue/purple. I have never liked smurfs.

and VW+cincher=48
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Post by Andrea »

Heero wrote: 2. Soap? What kind of question is soap? Here's a question for you: "Brick?"
Your head. That one was too easy. :D
and VW+cincher=48
:eek:

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Post by pilot03 »

Your head. That one was too easy.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: That was cold, but very funny. There goes that humor again. I'm sure Heero doesn't find it funny at the moment. Brick......your head......priceless. Good stuff. I needed a laugh. I'm stuck at work right now. Shouldn't be online and stuff, but I really needed that laught. Thanks.
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead

\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop

*Ravisher in training* Club Beer

<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>

Thief of panties and hearts... 8)

<s>Part-time coffee boy..</s> :dunno:

Ph.d. of Pervertness :cheer:

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Post by Andrea »

:wink: I'm sooo glad I can sprinkle my humor around... *wanders off disco style* I HAD a song in mind... but, I forgot which one... Ah, crap... BUT I'M STILL FUNNY!!! :evil:

:lol:

Just bear with me...

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Post by pilot03 »

I got some stupid random questions for you if you feel like answering:

1. Red or White Clam Chowder?
2. Beer or wine?
3. Wing Zero or Epyhon?
4. Freddy or Jason?
5. Inside or Outside the Matrix?

Have at it and remind me why the human race is in a slow downward decline...hahahahah. Sorry, I'm in Halloween mode.
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead

\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop

*Ravisher in training* Club Beer

<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>

Thief of panties and hearts... 8)

<s>Part-time coffee boy..</s> :dunno:

Ph.d. of Pervertness :cheer:

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Post by illiterate »

1. gross
2. Wine
3. Wng Zero!
4. Jason cause he doesn't talk
5. Outside, inside what's the difference I'm still gonna die one day.

Ah! my parents want to come for a visit what can I say to get rid of them? :(
I choose to live.

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Post by Shinigamigrul »

1. neither
2. Wine
3. ZERO!!!!!!!!
4. JASON........BEARS............too much fruba
5. imside iwant to live in my own lil world


tell them you are *studying* this is how i get my parents to leave me alone
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Post by pilot03 »

Ah! my parents want to come for a visit what can I say to get rid of them?
Don't answer the door!! :evil: That usually worked for me, or you can tell them your studying. :salute:
\\\"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me........blow.\\\" - Ash;Evil Dead

\\\"I''''m just living a dream I can''''t wake up from....\\\"
- Spike Spigel; Cowboy Bebop

*Ravisher in training* Club Beer

<s>Long Live for a reasonable time expectancy 3xR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </s>

Thief of panties and hearts... 8)

<s>Part-time coffee boy..</s> :dunno:

Ph.d. of Pervertness :cheer:

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Post by Morrighan »

pilot03 wrote: No wonder your the assistant manager at Club Beer o' might employer.
Meaning what?? Being a wildlife rehaber has nothing to do with...oh wait...maybe it does... He-he-he... :D :D
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