Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[pilot03]

Aah, shoot! Boys and cars are a sexy mix! Guess I'll have to scratch you out...

*steals all the erasers* I like cars, but other people like mine in particular as well. They like it so well they decide to hit mine while I'm driving it. I swear....sometimes to much attention is a bad thing. Were you drinking: NO! Where you under the influence of drugs: NO! You would think the cops know me by now. I was just recently caught in a hail storm and now my car looks like a whiffle ball!! If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all. At least I'm still alive and kicking. Be careful with Wicked, she has a small army of bishi's and I think it would be hard to get back at her. She reminds me of Edward from CB. HEHEHEH. She must be cute.

[Andrea]

Hahaha!! You're hilarious... Hmm, and please don't talk about cars... I just had a mild accident yesterday... my poor, poor car, and poor poor me! My dad almost killed me when he found out... ANYWAY, I'll have to wait some time until I can drive again... The sucks...

About that scratching, don't sweat, my dog ate the eraser anyway...

AND about Wicked and her bishies... I have my ways, and I can CERTAINLY <b>make and find</b> my way... Oh, Wicked...

and now my car looks like a whiffle ball!!

*snicker*cackle*choke*

[pilot03]

! My dad almost killed me when he found out... ANYWAY, I'll have to wait some time until I can drive again... The sucks...

I remember how that feels....memories. Then again, I think my dad is always looking for a good excuse to kill me. He'll probably use a temporary insanity defense!! Hope your okay. *hands flower and gives a hug* Things will get better. They always do one way or another!

[wicked]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA!

Hunt me down? Surely you jest Andrea. I did share Marvin with you.

And it was actually Ninja who called me weird, but then admitted that it was okay because if I was weird she was drunk. Then Miroku agreed that I was weird and I summarily had him full of knife wounds thanks to Farfarello. Such a good little assassin. ^____^ I think it helped that Miroku was a priest. I mean, is.... Heh, I did promise that girl that I'd make sure he was brought back. Dammit.

However, you just swooped on in after reading the drama going on in my claimed realm and called me weird. *sniffles* And...and you did it in a way that made it seem as if it was a baaaaaaaaaaad thing. I felt as if you were looking at me strange and moving away from me as if I had a disease.

Well I suppose I do have a disease.... ~_^ Ah well, such is my life. And even though you stated that yes you do believe me weird, I did not hunt you down and stick you full of knives by a knife licking assassin.

O____O

Knife licking assassin.... GAH!!! I must find out if Farfarello licked the knives after stabbing Miroku. I shudder at the thought of what effect it might have on him. God, that's all we need is a hentai knife licking assassin who likes to piss of God.

But hunt me down if you wish Andrea. I can't promise that it will be easy.

Setsuna: Anno, didn't that girl Ka-Go-Me find you rather easily.

Wicked: Shut up you incestuous brat!

Setsuna: And here I thought you liked that about me.

Wicked: >_< I'm gonna kill my claimed.

~Wicked

[Heero]

Ok, just to clarify, my comment about the skirt was NOT meant to be taken seriously. But like I said, I just didn't know how to answer your questions so I just wrote random answers. I'M NOT A SHORT SKIRT FEIND!!

And don't you guys complain about frequent car wrecks! If you've seen how many times Wing Zero was totaled, you would cry. not to mention, A car repair is usually cheaper than the price of a car. And the only cheap way to fix a gundam is to steal the parts from Duo and let him deal with it. Oh well, I miss my gundam. Perhps I can scrounge up some money and get a car that transforms into a gundam like those little toys I've seen. THAT would be fun. But zero... he could transform into bird mode. Oh well... someday... someday...

[The Young Alcoholic]

*looks at the conversations about peoples and their cars*... sigh....I've still got 5 months until I can even get my friggin permit....

[Rinoah7]

*grin* Relena, just how short is your traditional school girl skirt? I know my fiancee made me a Catherine costume for Otakon, and he refused to make the skirt as short as it appears. ^_^

LS

[Andrea]

*hands flower and gives a hug* Things will get better. They always do one way or another!

Thank you. And I'm fine... unfortunately, I can't say the same for my car... The insurance Co. had a blast... :-?

But hunt me down if you wish Andrea. I can't promise that it will be easy.

Setsuna: Anno, didn't that girl Ka-Go-Me find you rather easily.

Wicked: Shut up you incestuous brat!

Setsuna: And here I thought you liked that about me.

Wicked: >_< I'm gonna kill my claimed.

Hmm, but I'll sure give it a try. And if you're gonna kill your bishies... be my guest. JUST leave Marvin out of the way.. OR ELSE!

Knife licking assassin....

Umm.. I think you're traumatized... Yup... and you're NOT weird... just odd... just like me!

I'M NOT A SHORT SKIRT FEIND!!

Sure honey. Whatever you say...

And the only cheap way to fix a gundam is to steal the parts from Duo and let him deal with it.

*snicker* I just wished I could say the same... :x

[Morrighan]

I'M NOT A SHORT SKIRT FEIND!!

Sure, dear, whatever you say...

Okay, humor aside, I am in need of advice. This is open for anyone to answer. My situation is as thus:

There's a girl in my section in choir who, to be frank about it, consistently sings the wrong part, holds over rests, enters at the wrong time, gets the verses WRONG, and generally can't sing very well. It's blatantly obvious, and the concert is a little less than two weeks away. I'm scared as Hell she'll mess up our debut performance and ruin our appearance as an esemble. What the real problem is is that I don't know how to break it to her that she's getting our part wrong and doing more than a few things wrong without seeming like a goody-two-shoes kinda person who wants to drag her down. She views me as her friend (well sorta, but not really, if you know what I mean), so I don't want to ruin a potentially good relationship. To make things even more complicated, she's a really confrontational type of person and she just has the kind of attitude that spells trouble if you do something she doesn't like. Gah. It's been frustrating me for weeks, and it's kind of hard to ignore it when she always stands next to me during rehearsal and I'm trying so hard to concentrate on what I'm singing. It constantly throws me off, and I miss the pitches! It's so annoying!

Gah. That's my rant about my problem. Any advice? Anybody?

[Miroku]

have you thought about addressing the problem to your choir teacher/instructor?

if you don't want to go down that route, i suggest you confront her in as nice a manner- while also being frank with her as to what she's messing up on. you could also suggest to help her- although she might shoot you down as you said she's a confrontational person.

she might think of evil of you- but if you're really worried about the choir it might be better to talk to her.

and most of all- remember patience is a virtue.

i hope that helped- advice isn't usually my strong suit.