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Post by Rinoah7 »

^_^ I was just wondering. I go with the egg, from an evolution standpoint. Adults genes don't just randomly rearrange themselves. However, in an egg there's a chance for a 'flaw' to occur, thus changing the make up of the creature slightly. Give it enough years and that genetic flaw, for whatever reason, becomes desirable and thus breeds more, and viola, the modern chicken. :)

As long as the chicken's tasty, there is no point to this question. :)

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Post by Andrea »

the modern chicken.
I just had the silliest image of a disco chicken run through my head.... :eek:

But, um, why are we even discussing chicken!? Although, you're right Rinoah7, as long as the chicken's tasty, there is no point to this question.

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Post by Heero »

Now I want some chiken!

But I have no money on me.

I hate you all!!
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Post by Miroku »

I hate you all!!
well.

fine.

i don't like you either.
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

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Post by Andrea »

YUM! KFC is JUST around the corner! *snicker* Hahahahaaa!!

Care to join me, Miroku?

BUT JUST FOR THAT!

Hahahahaaa!!!

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Post by illiterate »

Personaly I like beef more than chicken? Cows are brisket, steak, tung. It's all good when it'cimes from a cow. Has anyone ever heard of Chicken ribs. I think not.

Support the cow and eat him! :D
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Post by Andrea »

Technically, aren't cows a she? Hmm... there's your question, HungryHeero.

That's a stupid question. They're female!! HA! :eek:

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Post by Heero »

Yeah, they're female.

You know... I like chicken much more than beef.

I would like to be vegitarian, but meat is just too damn good. And it's in everything.
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Post by Faye Faye »

Heero wrote:
I would like to be vegitarian, but meat is just too damn good. And it's in everything.
I was just thinking of a time this summer when I was discussing religion with my Drama Ensemble and my Friend was like " I would be atheist, but I love Jesus too much." Heero, you're quote reminded me of that. Ah nostalgia....

I'm actually a partial vegetarian, since I'm in "boarding school" The food is nasty, so I only eat meat when I go home once a month and grandma cooks for me.

and Yeah, Cows are Female...Bulls are male...hence...the whole...mating thing...?
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Post by Andrea »

:roll: ...I knew that! :-?

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