Candy Land Fiasco (SC#1)

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Candy Land Fiasco (SC#1)

Post by bookworm »

I wrote this in minutes. It just came up in my mind. neway, usual disclaimers apply. I dunno, I might try the sc again. Maybe.

Enjoy! :D

~bookworm~

CANDY LAND FIASCO

?Okay, this is way too weird.?

?You think??

BONK!

?Hey, watch where you hit, Relena!?

?Hmph. You deserve it, baka.?

?I agree.?

?Hn.?

???

?You guys are ganging up against me!?

?Duo, shut up! Just handle it like a man!?

?Hiilllddeee.?

Sigh

?Correct me if I?m wrong. We?re in Candy Land. I?m dressed as a Candy lady and so is Quatre. Wufei is a Balloon??

?I?m not a BALLOON!!?

??even if he doesn?t agree.?

?INJUSTICE!!!?

?Midii is a Fairy and Trowa is Peter Pan. BTW, Trowa, nice tights.?

???

?He is Peter Pan, but he sure has a GREAT butt. Lucky girl.? wink, wink

?Thank you.?

??? blush

?Hiilllddddeee.?

?Duo has a green alien plushy that won?t get off his clown costume while Hilde is a cop. A cop that has a short skirt, that is.?

blink, blink

?I didn?t notice that.?

?DUO!?

?Sally is a little girl. She?s the one holding onto Wufei the Balloon.?

?INJUSTICE!!!?

?And last but not least, Relena is a mermaid who?s covered by Heero?s cloak while he carries her as her Prince Charming. And Heero, GREAT assets.?

?DOROTHY!?

glare

?I?m just saying what I?m seeing.?

?Well, it would be kinder if you stop talking about my husband?s assets.?

?Relena, if Duo and Wufei were wearing something much more thinly, then I would comment about them, too. I?m a normal girl. I can?t help that we have five GORGEOUS hunks with us.?

?I agree.?

?Me, too.?

?Maybe we should scout to see if we can get Duo, Quatre, and Wufei some BETTER costumes??

?Oh, the possibilities.?

?RELENA!?

?HILDE!?

?MIDII!?

?SALLY!?

?Dorothy, I think it is time that we have a PRIVATE talk.?

blink, blink

?But Quatre, this is CANDY LAND.?

evil smirk

?Oh, we?ll find a PRIVATE place.?

blink, blink

?Oh.?

clears throat

?Umm, guys. Maybe later? We should find a way to get out of here.?

?Duo that is the first time that I heard a sensible thing from you.?

?Hey! That?s not nice!?

?Hey, where are Relena and Heero??

looks around

?RELENA!?

?HEERO!?

?You guys, where did Quatre and Dorothy go??

blank looks

?OH GOD.?
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Post by Andrea »

Hahahahaha..!! Better send out a search party... but it's likely that they'll get 'lost' too!!

So, about that other idea you had for this challenge... *wink, wink*

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Post by Kari »

*falls over* Hahaha. I think too you have to gather a search party. Who knows where they could be?? * winking* :wink:
I don't know why but I suggest you make a sequel to this with even tighter clothes. Isn't that a good suggestion?? :roll:
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Post by Andrea »

Get your mind out of the gutter, MeliGoof... *shakes head* Girls these days... :wink: .... But, Bookworm, that's not a bad idea... :lol:

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Post by Kari »

Get your mind out of the gutter, MeliGoof
Hey back off. Can't help it. I need to have some romance in my life.
Since there is no romance in my life except a guy who is twice my age says he loves me. So I wanna have romance with heero and relena.
* puppy dog eyes* Please?????? Make a sequel. I"m a desperate girl.
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Post by Morrighan »

Ooh.... :lol: That was great.... I do wonder where those four "wandered" off to..... :D

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Post by cherryflavored1R »

This was good, and I liked the style! I agree with kari, this is one that asks for a sequel (of course, it's fine left where it is, too).

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