Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Miss Relena]

Bah! Heero would have failed english along with the rest of the class if I had not given him my notes to study from. *Bragging* I was #1 in english. Only one to pass several of our finals Let me help you with this.
Each epic hero has several key traits.
Chivilry, Courage, Leadership, Humility, Bravery, hey wait a minute!? Are you trying to use us as homework aids? Something seems wrong with that!
Now as for intimidating males, you need not stress over it. Men who are so easily scared are not the type for you. They want a pushover (obediant) girl, and you shouldn't have to be that. Plenty of people will admire you for your ability to be formitable, including men. Just ask Heero (hehehe..name of the thread) He found it attractive. I've had many a person dislike me for my leadership qualities. You will just have to accept that. It comes with the teritory. People may feel threatened by you because they themselves are unstable and haven't your good qualities. Good people will love you for it ^_^
Being a feminist is fine. You don't need to fit a role, which is what feminism is about. Good for you. But as for hitting people...no. Don't do that. That will come off as something agressive, not positive. That will give off another message. Instead, if you must, yell. That way, you stand your ground without contact (which sends a bad message). After they stop, you need to engage them in diologue over the matter. State that you don't like it, and you don't want them to do it. If they are persistant, threaten them with retaliation ^_^ Tickle them back! They might then get the point.
And for those out there wondering about Heero's undies...he only sleeps in his boxers at night... and that's because he has roomates (myself included) otherwise...*snicker* I thought you girls might like to know that tidbit ^_^ Now he's gonna threaten me for this.
He tried to choke me repeatedly when I posted the picture of him in the bunny ears/tail!! If I'm dead tomorrow, you know why.

[Heero]

Wow. Multiple shots to me. Good job.

You know, you SAY not to hit people, but you've hit me a few times.
Not that I mind, just proving point. But she also yells, so she's telling half of the truth.
If I'm dead tomorrow, you know why.

[paxbanana]

HAHAHA! Thanks for that advice, Relena. I'll try to be better about not hitting...though somtimes, it seems as if they like it. Weird males...

[Heero]

I only like it sometimes. But that's aside the point.

Relena, why were you awake at 8:03am? I thought you were asleep.

[Miss Relena]

Not asleep now either...but you are...and voulnerable. Maybe I should take action now for your enlightening post about hitting you...and you deserved it...most of the time. -_- It wasn't my best moment.
Yes, I yell. And you and Duo say I'm scary. I don't see it. I'm smaller than you, so I don't know why I would scare you!
I didn't mean to take shots at you ^_^
He's a very nice guy, everyone! See? Did I fix it? Don't be ticked. I do nice things for you! Like walking you to bed and keeping you from hitting the wall beacuse you were asleep ^_^ That was nice. I tucked you in so you wound't be cold, and made sure you turned over so you didn't suffocate. SEE! I just saved your life. That should make up for it ^_^
And yes, Paxbanana, some men do like to be hit...and sometimes they deserve it. Miroku proves this point daily. >_< Sorry, Miroku...but you know you are a lech

[Miss Relena]

I don't like being listed as a new recruit! I just never post! I went to this site back when my site opened...and that was years ago! 5 years? Bah. New recruit my hiney... I can't wait to be part of the 'Heero torture Club' ...not that I'm not already

Being a perfect soldier has nothing to do with being a perfect speller

That's so darn cute, Heero ^_^ If they had based my reign on spelling, I would rank with Ivan the Terrible or Vlad the Impaler...somewhere around there. Spelling Bees are evil incarnate, right?

[Morrighan]

I can't wait to be part of the 'Heero torture Club' ...not that I'm not already

*snicker* But that's to keep him in line, I suppose??

[blackrose]

I don't like being listed as a new recruit!

Maybe you should *poke* post more often. Though I did just notice you FINALLY posted more of your artwork. ^____^

*pokes pokes* Slacker. Get back to drawing!

And don't let her out again, Heero. *wags finger* I know it was you.

[Kaili Charmer]

Not asleep now either...but you are...and voulnerable. Yes, I yell. And you and Duo say I'm scary. I don't see it. I'm smaller than you, so I don't know why I would scare you!

Miss Relena, I cannot tell you how many times i've said that exact phrase (or else something extremely similar) to my guy friends. I'm short compared to all of them (i'm 5'2 and they are all a good 5'8+) and they still claim to be intimidated by me. Apparently, making eye contact when i'm angry is what does it. I've been told i have a death glare, and they don't even watch gundam wing to know that's what Heero has. It's quite annoying, yet humorous.

[Beer-monster]

Maybe you should *poke* post more often. Though I did just notice you FINALLY posted more of your artwork. ^____^

*pokes pokes* Slacker. Get back to drawing!

Now that somoeone else is being aggravated by the pokemaniac and being called a slacker...can I have my tiltle back?