Insufferable

[SimplyTurquoise]

(Round Robin Folks!!!)

Insufferable... really!

Relena never expected, no, she never knew she would have to... to-

"Stop that!"

"But-"

"NO!"

How could anyone think that this could be... could be, UGH!

She was throughly convinced that the whole of the male species should die... or at least a certain five young men!

"You promised!"

"Well I... I lied!!!"

Hadn't they realized that no self respecting women would ever attempt such a thing...

"We told you before you agreed exactly what you would be doing..."

...unless they happened to be a bit drunk when propositioned.

"...but-" glancing over to the five young pilots watching her, she could't help but let out a frustrated sigh as her head begun to bob up and down. Three words came to her mind as she thought on about just what she was about to do...

She was doomed!

(I don't care who wants to add to this.... anyone really.... I look forward to the next post!!!!)

[SimplyTurquoise]

Does nobody want to add to this?

[SimplyTurquoise]

My love for the whole of you is quickly disapearing...

[AngelOfDeath]

It had all started when they had a few drinks after a particularly stressful encounter involving a diplomatic mission for Relena and a general peacekeeping one for the pilots. No one had come home very happy and it was generally decided that they needed to loosen up a little. (This was mostly decided by Duo.)

After a beer, two shots of becardi, half a bottle of wine, and sips of various other drinks, Relena was VERY happy and VERY obliging to answer any and all questions the Gundam pilots had for her. Wufei, as the designated driver, mentioned something about injustice, but kept to himself and didn't stop the plying of everyone's favorite princess with all sorts of alcohol and questions.

Heero, who had had a few, but was mostly in control of himself, was keenly paying attention while pretending not to. Duo, who noted this keen uninterest with an eye to have some fun and drag everyone else along with him, asked Relena what the wildest thing she had ever done was.

Relena thought for a long while.

"I. . . I don't think I've EVER done anything wildish. Is wildish a word?" Her unfocused question led to a petulent look and a giggle. "My clothes are so warm. Why do I have to wear wool in summer? It's summer right?"

"What have you always wanted to do then princess?" Duo asked. Heero had been edging closer. Even Trowa seemed to have his eye on her as she thought, tapping one finger to her lip and missing it occasionally.

"I think I want to take off my clothes." Trowa's eye crossed and Quatre spit out his drink with a spray. Duo looked pleased beyond belief.

"A strip tease then?"

"Sure." Relena looked much more drunkenly determined. "That's exactly what I'll do. After we leave here then I'll do a strip tease for all of you! I love you guys. I mean, I REALLY love, er, one of you, but I love you guys." That's about when Heero appeared next to her with a large glass of water.

"Promise me you'll do it princess, please?" Duo asked, a gun cocked behind his head.

"You don't have to promise anything Relena." Heero said in a low tone.

"I want to do something wild before I get old! Don't be such a sour puss. I promise you, cross my heart, that I will strip for you boys at some point." There she had said it. Now why couldn't she focus in on the clock across from her. After asking about the problem, Trowa lifted her head from facing down at the floor and things looked a little more familiar.

But that had been hours ago. Now, after much water and even more regrets, she had to come through on her promise.


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See.... there is love. It's just a slow day. ^_^

[SimplyTurquoise]

They sat there...

All five, no wait, four of them. Eagerly waiting...

Heero on the other hand was... somewhere. She could feel her cheeks burning, proclaiming just how uncomfortable she was.

But she had promised, and she couldn't back out now. She looked at Duo, on the edge of his seat, smiling like a fool, like a child being given a piece of candy. Trowa, silent as per usual, a steady gaze upon Relena, the only thing giving him away was the slight tint of pink upon his own cheeks. Quatre on the other hand looked just as red as her, yet he had come along as well. Her eyes narrowed a bit towards him, having thought he would be the likely gentleman of the bunch, he stiffened a bit, but did nothing otherwise.

Last of all was Wufei, a smirk on his features, he for some reason, was just as curious as Duo as to what lay under all of Relena's clothes. And so he sat, he too on the edge of his seat, waiting for the show to begin.

She glanced about the room once more, somewhat relieved and yet dissapointed that Heero had had enough decency not to stay and watch.

So... with a great sight and a flip of her hair...

She began...

[AngelOfDeath]

But something was wrong. She just felt silly. There she stood in her business suit (it used to be cream but now had some interesting smudges after trips to the floor that the Gundam pilots caught too late. . . alcohol and gravity didn't mix well). There was something that precluded being extremely sexy when you were both stone cold sober and dressed for work and, well, if you were both of those things and Relena Darlian.

Duo seemed to sense that this was proceeding badly, and of course immediately came up with a helpful suggestion.

"How about I put on some music, Princess?" He looked to her, one eyebrow arched, as Relena clutched at her suit jacket and nodded stiffly. Flipping through Trowa's collection of CDs (as Duo had volunteered his apartment for this little escapade) he found something suitable and put it on.

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I don't know where this is going but I decided I want to make a fic out of it this week before school starts, so look out for it ^_^ Of course I'll still add to this too, but it will be different from the other piece.

[SimplyTurquoise]

Heart pounding, Relena waited as the few seconds of static hummed throughout the room before quickly taking up the ascending beats. She breifly realized that she recognized the song, but she pushed that aside while attempting to calm her breathing.

Face flushed and butterflies roaming the wide range of her stomache, she begun to swing her hips as best she could to the music.

And that's where it stopped--- at least... that's where the last remanents of her memory stopped.

Relena scrunched up her eyes, as the vision of last nights misadventures blurred. She <i>knew</i> something had happened... that she had done something, because...

...because she could feel the soft textures of cotton sheets against naked skin. And Relena just wasn't one to sleep bare--- not to mention she had silk sheets... not cotton.

But what had convinced her most of all--- was the loose arm wrapped so protectively around her, and the feel of muscled chest against her back.

Slowly--- trying her best not to wake her mysterious sleeping companion, she turned in his grasp until she was faced to face with her bedmate.

Eyes still closed, she slowly--- hesistantly opened her eyes.

A soft gasped escaped as she stared--- stunned to find one of the gundam pilots laying beside her...

Quietly... she thanked the Gods Heero had not been there last night--- or the five gundam pilots would've been four...

( I attempted a strip scene... and it just wasn't working... so you get this instead...)