Striptease part 3!

Gundam Girl · Post by **Gundam Girl** » Thu May 01, 2003 6:36 pm

Right, so I absolutely had to do this. I don't even like this song, but it was so appropriate... And, here we go!

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It had been a hard day at work. Preventers could really bite you in the ass, if you let them.

Unfortunately, Wufei wasn't the type to resist justice in all of its painful torture. Someone always had to suffer.

But, fortunately, he also had a way to salve his wounds -- paperwork be damned.

As he entered his office in the Peacecraft mansion, he turned on the radio and he popped open a can of Coors. And the music wafted into his head.

"I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious

I'm flirtacious, trying to show patience

I've been lookin' for the right time to shoot my steeze (you know)

Waitin' for the right time to flash them keys"

Slowly, Wufei gulped down half the bottle. As he did, he began to unbutton his Preventer jacket.

"Eh, I'm leaving, please believin', oh

Me and the rest of my heathens

Check it, got a lock out the top of the four seasons

Penthouse, rooftop, birds of feedin'

No deceivin', nothin' up my sleeve, an' no teasin'"

He chugged down the rest of the beer and slammed the can onto his desk, crushing it under his palm. Letting out a high-pitched war whoop, Wufei jumped onto the seat of the chair and circle the jacket around his head.

"I need to get you up on the dance floor

Give that man what he's askin' for

'Cuz I like bustin' loose and I feel like touchin' you

Uh uh, can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me what's the use"

Wufei jumped on the floor again, lifting the shirt over his head and letting it fall to the floor with his coat.

"(I said) It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)

So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot

(uh uh uh uh)

I wanna take my clothes off)"

As he started to sing along, he kicked off his boots. "Wild now, baby!" Wufei shouted.

"It's gettin' hot in here (so hot)

So take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot

I wanna take my clothes off)

(uh uh uh uh)"

Wufei's uniform pants and checked boxers slid to his ankles and he breakdanced around his desk...just as the door opened.

"Wufei, have you filed the..." Sally cut herself off as her eyes widened. "Holy Mother of God."

Wufei blinked at her. "What is it?" He looked down at him, um, smaller self. "Oh. Well...injustice..."

Sally bit her lip, not knowing whether to blush or belt out laughing in the less-than-professional situation she was in with her work partner. "Well, have you put away the files from this afternoon?" she continued with a quivering voice.

"What I need to put away is this thing. Dammit," he said as he slid his boxer shorts on again.

"Wufei, I'm more impressed with your dance routine than I was with Heero's," she admitted.

He didn't like being confused, and since he hadn't have a clue what she was talking about, his zipped up the fly of his pants. He picked up his shirt, but just held it. "Files, you said?"

"Christ Jesus, Wufei, I just saw you naked!"

"YOU'RE the one who asked me about some fucking files."

"Give a little bit a, eh heh

Wit' a little bit a, eh eh

Let it all hang out..."

Sally grinned. "Do those files," she said. "And then come to my office so we can...talk business."

Wufei's face burned as she left his office. Cursing, he ripped his shirt in half.

"Let it just fall out

I like it when you, eh eh"

And then he grinned.

Chibi Reli · Post by **Chibi Reli** » Thu May 01, 2003 7:13 pm

Oh man. These little chapters are soooo funny. I wonder who's next?

raine_yuy · Post by **raine_yuy** » Thu May 01, 2003 8:12 pm

LMAO!!! great job! Wufei caught stripping by Sally. Haha.

Alright, come on now, let's see who's next to strip down to the bare minimum. Somebody take the challenge!!!

Ard Rhys · Post by **Ard Rhys** » Fri May 02, 2003 7:17 am

OMG! I believe I may have just created a monster....

AngelOfDeath · Post by **AngelOfDeath** » Fri May 02, 2003 8:11 pm

I laughed so hard tears came out! Hell, I'm still laughing even now!

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Mon May 05, 2003 8:25 pm

lol! OMG there's something you don't read everyday, Wufei stripping to Nelly! That was great! I was rollin! hahahaha...
~kai

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sun May 11, 2003 9:30 pm

*falls out of her chair hysterically laughing* OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I really wanna know who's next in this hilarious line up...

bookworm · Post by **bookworm** » Fri Oct 03, 2003 5:45 pm

Who's next on the list?

Will it be Duo?

Trowa?

Quatre?

Will the tables be turned?

Qs abound as Striptease continues on to the next author.

When will Striptease 4 be out?

Which song will the bishie groove on?

When will I read it?

Keep it coming, ppl!

Calla Lily · Post by **Calla Lily** » Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:50 pm

OMG!

As hilarious as it was, I'm still in a state of shock...Nelly? Wufei? Oh the horror of it all....

Faye Faye · Post by **Faye Faye** » Sat Nov 01, 2003 10:20 am

I WANNA SEE TROWA....and i want DETAILS....Deep sexy Details.....Deep Sexy TROWA details....::Drools into a bucket::

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