Mr. Fix-it (Drabble #9)

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J Alberghini
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Mr. Fix-it (Drabble #9)

Post by J Alberghini »

Disclaimer: Gundam. Wing. Not. Mine. Don't. Sue.

Title: Mr. Fix-it
Words: 99 (yay! I got below 100!)
Rating:no higher than PG, and really not even that (Sorry all you hentai people)
Pairing: 1xR
Inspiration: Every stubborn male in the world, real or fictional

Mr. Fix-it

"Wrench!" Heero Yuy barked loudly.
"Heero, I really think we should?" Relena began, but was cut off by another cry of "Wrench!" "Okay." She placed it in the hand that stuck out from behind the shower curtain. "But are you sure?"
"I've got it under control," he grumbled. "Stop nagging."
"But-"She was interrupted by a strange hissing. "What's that noise?"
Heero poked his head out. "What- AH!" There was an explosion. The first Yuy family wet T-shirt contest began.
Relena shielded her face, hiding a smirk. "Now-?"
Heero frowned, but finally gave in. "Fine. You win. Call the plumber."
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Post by Andrea »

Hahahahahaa!! Loved it! Hilarious!! Just shows that women are practical. Men just love to complicate themselves with a display of macho intent, but they end up losing and embarrassed... AND THEN THEY GRUMBLE WHY WE ALWAYS HAVE THE REASON!?!

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Post by AngelOfDeath »

Ohoho. So he can fix his gundam but not a shower? Just shows that plumbers deserve more respect. :salute:

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Post by bookworm »

*shakes head* Why do men keep on trying to be macho about sensible things like calling for a plumber? *sigh* At least Heero became reasonable...*shakes head again*
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Post by wicked »

At least no butt crack showed. :roll:

Cute drabble J!

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Post by miaka mouse »

now there's an idea wicked! maybe we could get him to show a little more than a crack... 8)

mad funny J... i luv the whole barking of orders going on... Rellie is so good to humor him...

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Post by Elyn Yuy »

:eek: :-? :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Butt crack! ...
Showing Heero's but crack!

:lol:

great work!

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Post by aljmcc »

That's tremendous!!! I'm still laughing five minutes later!
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Post by elyra-chan »

Haha!! :lol: I loved this! I can picture the look on his face now! Finally, something Heero Yuy can't do perfectly. Really good job on this one, cute as can be. Keep up the good work! :wink: :salute:
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Post by Morrighan »

*snicker* Hah!!! That's just hilarious!! Great job!!!
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