Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[wicked]

Ever try the mafia? And besides, some Gundam Pilots have "it" and some don't. *shrugs*

Tell me Heero, you've gone through grieving periods right? I won't bother mentioning the little girl and the puppy that went *KERSPLAT* after someone blew up a nearby base either. I may be rather presumptuous when asking however it needs to be asked.

It's time to be serious now.

How do you get over a loved one's death? So many people have advice, expected actions and words. I know there's no right way to grieve other than to actually do it. So tell me, how do you do it?

~Wicked

[Shinigamigrul]

I had undercover missions too... I was being shot at and injured severly. Not to mention the low pay and the exaustion. What the hell did Trowa do? I'm in the middle of a shoot-out with drug lords, while he gets to nail the colonel? Why isn't this fair? I swear I need to get a new job.

*pat pat* its okay yuy-san hey by the way congrats i notice that you are no longer part of your own torture club

[Heero]

Wow! I havn't noticed until just now. Although I havn't writen any fanfictions, I'm not really a "Fanfic Connoisseur" but it sure beats toutureing myself.

And by the way, thanks WickedChild for bringing up my supressed memories of those poor poor "Kursplats"

Actually, I'm quite over it, so it's ok.

As for dealing with death, the worst thing to do is try to supress it. You should just give it time. Mourning is very healing, and although it hurts real bad right now, in time the pain will decrease. But there is really not much else to do. Everyone deals with it in their own way. But masking your pain with a hobby is not a good idea.

[Lauren]

Dear Heero,

I hate to bother you again, but I have another problem I just can't seem to solve! Remember I told you about my twin brother Mike who smelled? Well, that issue was resolved- but NOW we have another one. You see, for some reason, he thinks it's "cool" to send me pictures of his butt! I've tried telling him "Mike, bud, just stop. I DON'T want to see your butt!" but he just doesn't understand! In fact, he even went so far as to engage me in this "ghetto bootay" contest! Ever since I was a young child, I've had this extreme phobia of posteriors. What can I do to get through to him that I'm terrified of his ass!?

Scared of backin' it up,
Lauren

[Heero]

Ouch! That is very unpleasent! Nothing is worse than getting pornography from someone trying to force it onto you. Well, if he challenged you to this contest, maybe he was just finding ways to get pictures of you for his own pleasure or possably black-mail.

Whatever the sick reason is, you should probably not talk to this guy as he is obviously mentaly unstable.

[illiterate]

That's just Sick! Tell this brother of yours to grow up.

Very bad mental images. *shudders*

My bro once had this thing for licking me everytime we got into an argument, until I dodged him once and just so happened to have a dirty socks on hand. Lets just say somethings taste worse than they smell.

And Heero what can I do about some faulty lights on my car. Ever sence I shorted out the coil, and had to replace the entire wireing harness, my rear tail light has been flickering on and off. I've taken apart the whole damn unit and cleaned it, I even sanded down the contacts, but nothing seems to work. There's no curosion and the local bug shop here only does mechanical work. My last choice would be to have a knew parts shiped to me, but I'm not even sure what parts need to be replaced, and things are getting expensive now that Mexico stop building Volks Wagons. I would have asked Duo for help considering he's more of a mechanic, but he doesn't have an advice column. So your my last hope befor sneaking out and stealing the unit of the other 67' parked out in the lot next to mine. I might as well steal her bumber while I'm at it, and come to think of it I could probably make out with her muffler to

Eer... maybe not such a good idea. I'm a good girl, I swear!

[Kaili Charmer]

My bro once had this thing for licking me everytime we got into an argument

EEEEEEEEH!!! Thank goodness i was never "blessed" with a brother...

[Heero]

Cars... see the thing about that is... I never had a car. I've driven rental cars, but I've never had the need to buy one because I've never stayed in one place long enough to get one. When I'm at Relena's, Pegan will drive me wherever I need. So I'm not really a car person, sorry.

[Vastulja_Sata_Menton]

Dear Heero,

Um..::thinks:: Okay...so I like this guy right and he knows that i like him. We're friends and all too. But he's always quiet around me but not our other friends. When we look at each other we quickly look away if we make eye contact. I really like him and i don't know what to do. He's never online when he says he will be and he doens't answer my email's when i send him and freinds my poetry. What should i do? I can't tell if he likes me or if he doesn't and just doesn't want to hurt my feelings. Help me Heero! :-?

[bookworm]

Dear Heero,

I got 3 bros and one lives with us. Neway, they teased me and irritate me and annoy me. In other words: THEY DRIVE ME NUTS!!! It doesn't help that I'm the youngest and the ONLY girl. :x
My q is this: how can u get rid of an annoying bro to stop annoying u? Nothing bizarre but just something u might advice on?

Sincerely,
bookworm