*giggle* I might turn this into a full blown fic later, Beck, but the idea just hit me, and I need to share... ^_~
LS
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The highly anticipated Peacecraft/Winner wedding was fast approaching, and with it came the obligatory wedding shower. Politicians from around the world and Colonies had been sending underlings to the stores in droves, attempting to find the perfect wedding gift that would catch the eye of the couple, and perhaps allow said politician to gain some political sway.
The couple's friends, however, had other ideas. Years of shared moments and understandings allowed the other pilots to gain insight into what the couple really wanted. At the moment, Heero, Duo, Wufei, Trowa and Zechs were gathered, boasting of who had purchased the best gift.
"I tell ya, buddy, I got the best gift. Gift certificates to places on opposite sides of the Earth. It's a known fact as soon as you get married you annoy the hell out of each other," Duo boasted, waiving a sheaf of papers in the air.
Trowa smirked. "Quatre is the richest man on or off planet - I see no reason to waste money on something he probably owns anyway. Therefore I set up a scholarship in their name at a university near their main house."
"Lame-o" Duo lamented.
Wufei snorted. "Look how the might have fallen. Seven years ago we would have laughed at any idiot going through with this nonsense...and now we're willingly participating."
"Couldn't figure out what to get them and left it up to Sally, huh, " Zechs commented, causing the other men to break into laughter.
Trowa turned to Heero. "Well? We've heard from the rest of the peanut gallery, except for you."
Heero smirked, and pushed a box forward with his foot. "Look and see. They'll be thanking me for years."
Intrigued, the other men leaned forward, cautiously lifting the flap. This was Heero, after all.
Duo burst into laughter, clutching his sides for support. "I didn't even think of that!"
Trowa smiled, "Ah, yes...their fetish. Fetishes, I should say, given that you've combined the two."
"At least you didn't accidently walk in on them," Wufei commented.
"My...sister? Likes this stuff?" Zechs paled even more as he looked back in the box, and the assortment of S&M products inside. "Whips...handcuffs....I'm not even asking what that's for...."
Heero smirked. "I cleared the store out of every item they had that Relena said she likes. And I managed to get it all in pink. I win, gentlemen."
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*giggle* Like I said, I couldn't resist. Thoughts?
LS
