Switched (1/?)

[Katy-did Bug]

This is my first story I've ever posted so if I miss a few things someone let me know.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha, and all that jazz.
Rating: I'd rate it about PG-13
Its a Comedy/Romance thing.

All right then here's goes something.

SWITCHED

"I'm not stupid, so stop calling me that"
"You are too, you keep running into danger and practically always get yourself killed, that's pretty stupid to me"
Shippo, Sango, and Miroku sighed
"Not again" Shippo complained.
"I honestly don't know what we're going to do about this, if they don't settle things soon, I fear our position will be given away"
Miroku added.
"Inu Yasha needs to learn to keep his mouth shut sometimes, Kagome is trying her best, but he keeps putting her down." Sango put in.
"True, but I have reason to believe that he enjoys angering her. He now knows what it will take for her to say 'sit', but sometimes he seems
to push it"
Under her breathe Sango replied "Sounds like someone else I know"
"Inu Yasha," Kagome took in a short intake of breathe, while everyone momentarily waited for the three lettered word, however she continued with"You are the most insensitive,
unfeeling, loser in the known universe, past or present, ugh, I can't argue with you!"
"What the heck are you talking about?"
Kagome let out a frustrated scream "You are the biggest jewel shard!"
"Where?" Inu Yasha cracked his claws.
"Here and don't try anything foolish Inu Yasha," an old, worn voice creaked "That is what the girl called you"
Everyone turned their attention on the half dead looking hag who had appeared behind them.
"I'm willing to give you this jewel shard, however it won't come free"
"Hn. What do you want,Hag"
"Its simple enough, Pup, but it requires both of your cooperation" The old woman looked to Kagome"
"What do we have to do"
"All you must do is give me peace then I shall give you my piece"
"Feh, what's that supposed to mean, we're not gonna trade you jewel shards"
"No, you must understand both of you must" With that the old woman disappeared, leaving the group alone with their thoughts.
"Do you think it was one of Naraku's tricks?" Miroku inquired.
"Naw she didn't have his scent on him."
"Weird, we must understand? What does it mean,'give me my piece and i shall give you my piece? Does she want a piece of us?
She wants to fight? No that couldn't be it" Kagome was thinking aloud.
"It is puzzling"
"I'll just sleep on it, I guess"
"Feh, we've got another hour of walking before we can even start looking for a place to camp"
"But we've found a jewel shard! Fine let's go look for more"
"We'd have two more, but no, you won't let me get them"
"Koga will give them to us eventually"
"Feh!"
"Whatever"
"Man, wil they ever stop fighting?"
"Probably, hopefully, but not until they both grow up"
Practically silence remained until after dinner, when the group decided which way to travel.
"So its east then, through the forest. Goodnight everyone"
Everyone else said their goodnights and took their places to sleep.
Kagome in her sleepbag with Shippo snuggled on her stomach, Sango sleeping across the fire from her, leaning against a tree.
Kilala sleeping next to him, and Inu Yasha bedded down on a branch above Kagome.
Later that evening, the old hag reappeared with a pinch of dust held in the palm of her hand.
"Now give me my peace, fair travelers" A slight breeze blew the powdered substance onto Inu Yasha and Kagome
"Understand each other" She then disappered.
Inu Yasha slept fine until he felt something tickle his nose and then he quickly then arose
'If she thinks she can pull that shaving cream trick again she's in for it'
But "she? was no where to be seen, only Shippo who's tail had woken him up in the first place.
However he did smell her, vaguely, he began to worry he tried to get up but he was caught in her sleeping bag.
'Sleepingbag, why am I in her sleeping bag?'
He quickly scramble out of the make shift bed, and suprisingly Shippo stayed sleeping.
He looked around again and saw everyone he had left sleeping on the ground except Kagome, but when he looked down at himself he saw her long pale legs
then a green skirt, with a white shirt from what he could tell.
His hands went to his hair and pulled a handful of it to his eyes and saw that it wasn't his it was Kagome's. He also had; grabbing ahold, squinting his eyes, her breasts.
"Ahh!"
He heard himself scream, he saw himself fall, and felt himself land.
"What are you doing in my body?" Inu Yasha demanded in Kagome's light voice.
"What are you doing with my body?" Kagome demanded with Inu Yasha deeper voice, putting extra stress on the "with".
"Nothin'" Inu Yasha was trying to push off his possessed body but to no avail.'If I had my strength "this" wouldn't be a
problem.'
"Whatever I saw you, you pervert!"
"Well, I was checking to see if I was really you, but since you ain't got nuthin, I couldn't tell"
"You jerk" Kagome was about to slap him, but decided that she would only be hurting herself. So instead she stood, turned, and walked off.
"Kagome" followed.
"Kagome."Inu Yasha started"What are we going to do about this"
But Kagome stayed silent.
Still following her Inu Yasha asked "Don't you want your dumb body back?"
"No, I want MY body back, why do you always have to be so negative about everything about me?" KAgome was now turned to look
into her own eyes, looking down on herself "I'm always stupid, or an idiot, or dumb, why can't you leave off the prefixes and
be nice or is that foreign to you?"
"It's not my fault your the way you are" Inu Yasha started.
"Oh, so yet again you blame everything on everybody else? You pig, just leave me alone, My stupid brain will now leave
with your 'all-powerful' body to think of a way out of this mess, which everybody EXCEPT you caused!"
"So, what are you saying?" Inu Yasha said after a moment.
"What are you two arguing about now?" The youngest companion asked while settling himself on "Kagome's" shoulder.
"Nuthin'" replied "Kagome"
"Hmph!" Crossing "his" arms "Inu Yasha" stomped off.
"Kagome" suddenly got a look of horror on "her" face.
Shippo just looked confused.
"You're not gonna walk like THAT, are you?"
"Walk like what? You don't like my walk now?"
Shippo sensed an argument comming and quickly left.
"Not while in MY body"
"Oh, is that so? Well then you're going to hate a lot of other things too. Like the way I'm going to sit, the way I'll speak
proper, the way I'm going to eat" She was going to continue, but Inu Yasha sat cross-legged on the ground, so she finished
with this,"You can't sit like that."
"And why not?"
"Because you're in a skirt!"
"Really?" Inu Yasha leaned over to check but Kagome pulled him up via her hair.
"You're not gonna peep at me either, you pervert"
"What do you mean 'peep'?"
"You were about to look at my underwear"
"Oh, is that so?" Inu Yasha mocked her to a "t"
Frightened Kagome asked "What are you going to do?"
"Don't worry, I ain't gonna peep at ya, like I said there ain't nuthin' there"
"Ugh, I'll have you know that lots of guys have tried to look up my skirt, or down my shirt"
"What do you mean?" Inu Yasha was becomming protective.
"Like you care, its not like I'm your "woman" or anything"
"Kagome" took in a sharp breathe, shook both "her" arms in the air, then simply turned "her? head and said "Feh!"
"You're right, Shippo, that is strange, almost as if they've, I will investigate this later"
"Why don't you just ask them?"
"Inu Yasha" Kagome started" When was the last time you took a bath, everything smells" She took a wiff of her body
"Ick, I even smell, bad" then Inu Yasha circled "Kagome" closely, then lifted up the shirt of her uniform and pinch an inch
from her stomach.
"What the heck are you doing?" Inu Yasha pulled away leaving red welps where his claws were.
"You are eating fruits and veggies, and only drinking water."
"Why?"
"Because if you can pinch an inch then you need to lose, and I never knew i smelled so awful"
Inu Yasha looked down to Kagome's belly and then mumbled his thoughts "I think you look fine and you don't smell bad"
Kagome looked into her eyes "Really?"
"Kagome" blushed and looked down and responded "Yeah"
Then quickly looked up again and stared passed Kagome and spoke in a solemn tone "Somethings closing in quicking"
"A jewel shard?"
"Maybe"
"Inu Yasha" was then slammed to the ground with a heavy force.
"Heya Kagome, I picked up your scent and I thought I'd come and vist ya"

I hope I did this right, Review please.

[nezumi]

This is great! I can't wait to see what "Kagome" does to Kouga! Post more soon!

~Nikoru-chan