Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Katy-did Bug]

I think they want you to taste it to see the expression you make once the full brunt of the vile substance enters your mouth. Either that or because they got tricked into tasting they want someone else to feel their pain.
I don't think Miss Catalonia would stab anyone anymore. I think she's over that and she has grown up. However she probably turn the joke back on you and embarress you instead. So yeah, Mr. Heero Yuy forget the whole joke idea.

[SimplyTurquoise]

I feel cruel... yet not so cruel... because--- because evil blind date person who is grody and needs a at least six baths before he can even be considered mildly clean--- is wanting to meet up with me... again...

I told him I didn't want to date him *stab* (not literally people)--- that I only wanted to be his friend *stab*--- that when and if I alow him to come near me... he is to keep at least a five foot radius away from personal bubble of ten feet by ten feet... *stab, stab--- twist*

I am still give him the cold shoulder... ignore him... and if I do talk to him... I am as annoying as I can possibly be.

Telling him up front I don't want to be near him... and giving him the subtle--- yet not so subtle hints that I want nothing to do with him--- doesn't seem to affect him in any way.

I'm in need of help... professional disbanning of annoying guys who creep you out a lot a lot kind of help...

If he doesn't leave me alone... I will be forced to used drastic measure... what those are... are still left to be decided...

Any suggestions my wonderful BI Members...??? Heero???

Oh, and I got an A on my skit--- it wasn't a total waste of the day...

[Shinigamigrul]

shoot him.......no really.....tho u know sometimes guys are so dense that you really do have to tell them out right......i have a few lines that works

GO AWAY
BEGONE STINKY ONE
STALKING IS ILLEAGAL IN ALL 50 STATES NOW GO BEFORE I REPORT YOU!

OK i was joking but just tell him that you want a friend not a boyfriend*ok that wasnt much help was it? Sorry*

[Heero]

I tend to agree with Shingamigrul on this one. It's hurtful, however, it is highly effective. Maybe a slightly toned down version of her blunt suggestion posted earlier. BUt I also like her very first suggestion. Shooting him. I'm not quite sure how you'll pull it off, but if you need help escaping from jail, you know who to call.

[Ard Rhys]

heh...revenge on Catalonia:
duct tape!
highly effective and entertaining!
btw, Heero, what is the most effective method of seducing a guy...not that you've actually done it...just what you'd appreciate...yeah....that's right!

Relena: (Glares)

Asuka: ^_^; Geez you're really insecure!

MBF: (tackles Heero)

Relena: (Pulls gun out of bra) excuse you?

MBF:

Right. Now that that's out of my system, there's just this guy that I like, but I'm having trouble deciding whether to pursue. I think the cons outweigh the pros, but I believe a fling might be fun. My only thing is I don't like dating co-workers. Also I don't want any attachments where I live cos I'm going to basic training in a month and hope not to return. Ever. Please give me the perfect soldier's take on being cold and distant.

And remember: Don't molest the innard of a cat!

[SimplyTurquoise]

I told him I didn't want to date him *stab* (not literally people)--- that I only wanted to be his friend *stab*--- that when and if I alow him to come near me... he is to keep at least a five foot radius away from personal bubble of ten feet by ten feet... *stab, stab--- twist*

I at least thought the last statement of him him staying away from my personal space might be blunt enough... I guess it wasn't?!

I mean, although I didn't litterally stab him *sigh* (which might have been a mistake in this case) I actually did say those words to him...

So if I do kill him Heero, you promise to help me escape? If so... I might take up that option...

...but for now... I have taken it upon myself to distance myself from him... my poor poor friend is my barrier against him--- (seeing as she was the one to introdue him to me in the first place) so she suffers the sweet smell of a failed atempt at getting me hooked up with bath-a-phobic boy...

I don't feel any pity for her...!!!!

Anyways... beside that--- my question for today is (drumroll please)...

*crickets, lots of crickets*

What you don't get it? Sad--- oh! My question:

Do you know of any information--- places of information as well--- where I can find fact based info good enough to debate that goverments should be allowed to regulate what missionaries can... and can't do in their country...

Gah--- debates... X_X

GP is going to kill me if I don't find information for that above!!!!!

SimplyTurquoise *whew, that was long*

[Heero]

Ok, Asuka, if you don't want any contact, just keep response as small as possable. Example:

"Did you see the movie last night?"
--"yes"
"Did you like it?"
--"a little"
"Anything in particular?"
--"Not really."

See? Instead of elaborating on the details of your night at the movies and the movies itself, you just answer when you need to with the basic information. This will help you greatly.

And to Simply Turquoise, Maybe tomorrow, if I'm not too late today. I have an early morning, and it's already 2:15 am central. If it's not too late, I will tomorrow night. My Sincerest appologies.

[Ard Rhys]

Heero-san, if only you knew...I'm normally vague and stoic ect, ect. I used to date a guy with just about your personality...well maybe a little more Wufei-ish, but none the less it rubs off on one... oh and can you give one tips on dealing with sexist-pig-managers that always hit on you and can't leave the fact alone that since you were friends with a co-worker of the opposite gender does not mean that you're sleeping with them. It's really annoying. Mayhaps Wicked knows my feelings in the matter. Wicked? Heero? Nobody's home. Darn.

[Kaili Charmer]

Ya know what? If you find out how to deal with the sexist-pigs and getting rid of the idea that you were doing something with a friend of the opposite sex when you weren't, let me know. I've been trying to figure it out for years. Most of the time, it ends when i avoid them, but sometimes that doesn't even work.

[Heero]

I agree, sexist pigs are a violation of personal space and don't diserve to breathe. If you want to get serious, a nice hard slap in the face is the way to go. And as for giving the guy the cold shoulder, here's another idea, make up a boyfriend. When he sees you are taken, maybe he'll back off a little.
And in my experiances the best way to ward off other people are to spray yourself with fox urine. ANimals are instinctively afraid of this scent in fear that a preditor, the fox, is near by. And Humans have the same reaction. In fear that a fox may Think of them as pray, they instinctivly go in the opposite direction.