Broken Promise *Raine's Downfall, mwa ha ha!!!*

[Melville's Best Friend]

Broken Promise
Melville's Best Friend



"Heero! How could you?!?!?"

"I didn't do anything wrong," he said casually.

"SHE'S DEAD!!!!!"

"Relena, she's not dead. She's merely sleeping...HARD."

"You promised, Heero Yuy."

"This is the first time I've ever broken my promise, then. I'm sure it will be fine," he looked at the sleeping woman on the floor and shruged, "She'll be fine. I'm having Dr. J install a permanent fluff factor in her system."

"Then that's the first time you've trusted that man."

"Hn."

"Poor Raine...She was rather good at angst..."

He glared.

"Relena?"

"Yeah?"

"More haooy. Less talk," he said as he picked her up and headed for the bedroom.

"Haooy? What's that?"

"Something I heard from another member on this site...it means..."

Her eyes widened upon hearing his carefully chosen words. Before she could ask another question, he had her pinned to the bed.







I have no idea how many words this has...I wrote it at work, and am posting it.

TAKE THAT, RAINE!!!!

MWA AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!

Ps...HA!!!!

PPS...You know I love you more'n my luggage. *glomps*

[athena]

*laughs*

I have no idea why you've decided to "kill" poor raine, but I loved it!

"Relena, she's not dead. She's merely sleeping...HARD."

*falls out of chair laughing* I think the people in the computer lab are giving me weird looks now..anyway, great humor as usual, MBF. You've made my day.

[blackrose]

I have no idea why you've decided to "kill" poor raine, but I loved it!

I believe it's from depressing the general public with angst after angst after angst drabble challenge. I'm really super glad everyone likes drabble challenges, I'm not saying anyone wants them to go away. I AM saying that I've had complaints about the fact that they've been ALL ANGST since the challenges have begun, minus #8 - and SOMEONE still wrote angst for the fluff challenge. (don't ask me who, I really don't know - I had someone IM me, though, to complain).

*wags finger*

Don't MAKE ME get up on my soap box about angst. I will. I have 2 articles already written about "pointless angst" (which isn't to say all angst is pointless, just that it's too often seen), and I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM!

Mwahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahaha!

[RyanEX2000]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now why didn't I think of that.Could you have him install a shock function.

Ya know...
If she tries to write angst...BBZZZZZZT.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[cherryflavored1R]

Uh oh, Rose and her soapbox. I think she had to beat Beer to get it back from him.

Anyway, MBF, you know the drill. I liked it. I'm laughing evilly at Raine's demise with you and Rose and Ryan, and I'm sure Raine's laughing too, only maybe not so evilly.

"More haooy. Less talk,"

If only the whole world worked on this kind of thinking.Wars would cease to happen! EVeryone would be happy!

-Cherry

[blackrose]

I didn't HAVE to beat him.

It's just fun TO beat him. ^____^

[cherryflavored1R]

It's a time-honored American pastime! Isn't "Beat Up a Brit Day" a national holiday here in the states? ^_~

-Cherry

[raine_yuy]

*gripping stomach tightly*

MUST...RESIST...TEMPTATION...TO PEE IN PANTS...

HARHARHAR!

Ohhh...MBF, that was pure cruelty. PURE! If the fluffly bunny of sap can't touch me, what's the chance of Heero being able to get close enough to me to inject me with fluff drugs? Unless of course he seduced me with pink spandex. Yeah, laugh now woman. I'll make you cry later.

You are well aware that i have to get you back for this, right? My reputation is at stake here. Must defend my kingdom of evilness. No amount of fluff pumped into my system can take me down. I must arise from this unexpected challenge.

And that Heero...tsk tsk. You shouldn't have forced him to commit such treachery against me, MBF. Now he has to pay as well. Revenge is mine.

Although...

You did make me laugh hysterically and the thought of Heero saying "haooy" almost had me peeing in my pants. I gotta give you credit for that. But watch your back. The Queen of Angst is out to get you.

:evil:

[Melville's Best Friend]

Raine, you can't do anything to me! I'm cute!!! And you like me! And...you think I'm funny and witty! ^__^

That, and I have the commander of the 1xr brigade...aka as "smiter of all things non 1xR oriented" *cough*, and I know she will protect me. *thinks* Okay, she might not protect me, but she'll protect her soapbox. And...her dancing bishi that she seems fond of...and her right to claim she's sane...or was that Wicked?...

Rose, I didn't know all the drabbles were angsty...I encouraged Raine to make one...which one was it...I think it was their first fight...I may be wrong...But I used that in a positive manner! I swear!!! THEY WERE MARRIED! And...It wasn't angsty. *sobs* It was FUNNY!!!! *cries*

I feel like I was a part of this now...*bawls*

As for beat up Beer...

Okay, let me get this straight...

He stole your soapbox...and...you gave him a new avatar AND a new rank?

O_O

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

You did all that to him...and he's STILL acting a hot mess?

Is that right? Um...

You are all wack. Not the good kind, either. WACK, I SAY.

Beer, I suggest you give in to Rose's demands. Raine, if you come near me with anything or anyone, make no mistake, I will get you back 10 fold. I will. With Bob and Wicked. We'll come after you like...sap nazis.

Speaking of which...I just thought of a new title...*runs off*

[Morrighan]

*giggles* Ooh... That was good! Go MBF!!!

Heero said "haooy"..... *falls over laughing* I will now die happy.