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SimplyTurquoise wrote:Oh, and Morrighan.... is that signature from the sevenwaters trilogy? I absolutely love those books!!!!
Yup!!! I love them too! Liadan is SO lucky.... I wish I got a guy like that... :lol: I have this mental image of Bran that makes me wanna drool... He's supposed to be leanly muscled and in perfect shape... *sighs dreamily* Hotness....

But I hope you noticed that I had to edit stuff out... Darn signiture only allows 400 characters... :x That rained on my parade, that's for sure.
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by WhiteWindRRose »

damnit, Yuy, i'm serious!!!!!!! :-?
humph. just shows how things are getting so odd here. :roll:
which isn't really a bad thing. :lol:
could u at least answer this one?!?!
ME wrote: What muscle groups are used in the golf swing and what excercises do you do to work them?
c'mon! ur just being lazy. :D
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Relena, you are going in to deep in the personal information again. Now everyone one will know about our "negotiations". But that is aside the point. And don't worry about Mr. Virtue, he is being potty trained under class 3 training. However, I ran into complications when I realized that coyotes have no fear over death threats. But the opperation will go as planned. And opporation dry-wall was a success. And I painted the room a shade of pink as you asked.

As for the woodchuck, I suppose that the wood chuck could chuck a high ratio of chucking to wood. That is assuming the fact that this woodchuck could in fact "Chuck wood" And stainless steel teeth would most likely prohibbit it's ability to chuck would due to the fact that in the prosess if adaptaion it would possably starve itself.

And to simply Turquoise, I am hoping that this skit on earthquakes is a class project and not a personal desire. I would explain the cause of earthquakes and create a model of the faults, and pin point the exact location of the "danger-areas" on a world map.

And yes, I was lazy in my last reply, but this time, WWR, I have gone out of my way to give you this site to help you out.

http://interactivegolfswingbook.com/fir ... etter.html

I hope that this page has the disired information you requested.
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Yuy-san or anyone at BI you have to help me.......I did the dumbest thing on earth and im still kicking my self for it. I showed my friend the Fushigi Yugi saga and now she loves it. That isnt neccesarily bad except fot the fact that shes OBSESSED!!. SHre wont stop talking about Hotohori, she sobs when ever his names is mentioned, refuses to go out and socialize, she compares evry guy she sees to him and her room is covered in pics.. and this might seem like normal fan stuff but shes serious she thinks that he really exsists...maybei have weird friends but before this she was fine...very suburban american type of person bt her obsession is scaring me and i really need to introduce her to a guy but as i said she compares him to hotohori...help she is very scary......... :pale: :pale: :pale:

PS thanx for the site*bows*
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Post by Heerako »

Shinigamigrul

I know how you feel. I have a friend, who is a guy, and he is obessed with Evangelion. It drives me crazy. He talks about making a shrine to Rei Ayanami. It's crazy. I'm hoping he will grow out of it, but you never know. Trust me I know how you feel, however I cannot solve your problem seeing as how I have a similar one.
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Post by Melville's Best Friend »

Hey, Heero? *looks around the room* Not that, like, I CARE or anything, just, you know...hypothetically speaking...*cough* how do you get someone to haooy you?

I mean, not that I, you know, wanna do it or anything. I mean, I DON'T. I must not haooy the boys and all that, but, I was...uh...gonna write a fic?

Yeah!

I am writing a fic about...uh...you and Lena, so I need to know what you'd do.

Oh yeah. I saved that really well.

Trowa: ....

MBF: Stop looking at me like that.

Trowa: ....

Heero: Baka. Stop using my line.

Trowa: ....

MBF: Stop looking at people like that!!!

Wicked: Trowa, gah. You're scaring her.

Trowa: *snerks*

Wicked: Sis, who are you planning on haooying, hmmm????

Heero: O_O *covers ears and leaves*

Relena: HAOOY THE BOYS, MELLIE! HAOOY THEM GOOOOOOD!!!!

Trowa: *looks at Heero* Your girlfriend needs immediate attention. Go get her, Mr. Virtue.

Heero: *glares*

Relena: GOOD BOB! IT'S AFTER ME!!!! *runs away*

Mr. Virtue: *chases*

Heero: Mr. Virtue!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Trowa: *snerks*

Wicked: *watches* Huh.

MBF: *cuddling a picture of a bishi* In time...In time...lil' bishi. ^___^
Bob is my avatar. wicked made it for me. She is basically to-the-limit. Except she's bereft. And that is so sad.

Drop it. Like it is hot.

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Post by Morrighan »

*sweatdrop*
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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MBF: *cuddling a picture of a bishi* In time...In time...lil' bishi. ^___^
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LOL RUN BISHIES RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Morrighan »

Shinigamigrul wrote: LOL RUN BISHIES RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree. :lol:
<i>?I always know you?re about to say something very sweet or very stupid when you use my full name??</i>

Why yes, I <i>am</i> a saucy wench. :-P

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Post by Shinigamigrul »

oh i was wodering any one seen Generator Gawl..Mis Relena? i love it and Gawl is so Kawaii :D
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