Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Heero]

On four, the cd itself may combust in some situations, and potentially ruin a good microwave. However, it's one hell of a light show.

[wicked]

Dear Heero,

I'm blessed in that I have all of 2 friends. I'm really happy about this as I tend to not like people...at all.

I'm the solitary type which garners nicknames (Morbid, Vampire) and weird looks from my family as well as my 2 friends.

The thing is, my 2 friends have a hard time dealing with the fact that I like to be alone. A lot. I admit that I'm very close to one of my 2 friends since we've known each other since we were 13. She's like a sister, a soulmate in a non-romantic way.

I tend to be cold, blunt, cruel, and sometimes have been accused of being malicious. I guess there's something wrong with that. *shrugs* However, as I don't actually want to hurt people I care about (those 2 friends since my family is now accustomed to my "odd" and "morbid" self), do you have any advice on how to let them know in a non-cold-blunt-cruel-malicious way that I prefer the company of myself?

Thank you for your time.

~Wicked

[royal blade]

Heero, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

I know Miroku's asked this in another forem, but the answer remains unknown. Do you know?

blade

[Heerako]

Heero do you have a favorite anime?

[Shinigamigrul]

Well, I'm back from my mission. I came back in one piece with minor injuries. The southern states can be rough. But I brought a gift back for Relena. It's a one of a kind AK-47 modified for extinsive aiming and long distance fireing. I think she'll love it. It's truly a great gift.

ano... are you sure youre relationship with guns is healthy yuy-san?
anyway Yuy-san WHY do (teenage)americans Flock to football games when they know that their teams is going to lose anyway.( it hasnt won since 1969) and gets mad when i tell them that id rather have a root canal with out novacaine? Maybe im weird but please explain this to me

[illiterate]

Dear Wicked

I know I'm not Heero but I to have problems conveying to my friends and loved ones that I really do care for them.

I found that doing little things for them, such as getting up to get them a fork when they forgot thiers or holding doors open, is usually an effective way of conveying to them that you are paying attention.

I subconciously do all sorts of little things for my friends with out relizing that I'm showing them I really do care. They know I have problems so they know to srug of my aparrent disregard for their feelings and pay attention to only my body language and small almost irrelevant acts of kindness.

I hope this will help you, if not I'm sure Heero has had a lot of experience in the matter. Just try your best to make them understand that you love 'em.

And I do have a question for the all knowing Mr. Yuy.

My roommate hooked me up with this guy from one of her classes, and all three of us made planes to have dinner in one of our campuse dinning halls. The problem is he broght along a friend and while we were dong some rock climbing in the rec center his friend started majorly hitting on me, while my roomate was hocking it up with some complete strange, (who might i add is hotter than any other guy at the climbing center). So the guy who I originally was supposed to get hooked up with got completely dised, and I, after only spending one evening with them, am totaly and uterly confussed about which one I should go for. One is really into anime and classic rock, but the other one is really hot and is a lot bolder in his tactics of fliting with me. I'm not even sure if he original guy who likes anime is even interested in me. And now I'm supposed to go clubing with them and a few of their friends tonight. I was just wondering if you had any advice.

[Miroku]

[sigh]

i can't belive i'm going to ask, but-

a dance is coming up at my school, homecoming actually, and usually i have a huge avoidance of any dancing, but this is my last year and i promised my very social friends that i would attend. well the point of this is that i want to ask one of my friends to go [dreamy look] a very nice, wonderful, and attractive friend. but uhm, she knows me a bit too well and-

and i have no problem asking her, but what would be a nice way to impress her? you know, some nice gestures.

being smooth and perverted will not get me far apparantly, i can't imagine why :-?

[Kaili Charmer]

[sigh]

being smooth and perverted will not get me far apparantly, i can't imagine why :-?

Hmm...i guess that rules out being yourself, eh? Ano...I know you asked Yuy, but come on! Realize that in the beginning of the forum that Relena herself was saying that Heero needed to learn how to impress her...er, probably not the same way as you would like to impress your friend, but you know what i mean.

You need a girl's advice.

I'd say ask Relena, but then again, you could probably ask everyone here who's female. I'd have to say just be honest when you ask the girl to the dance. Tell her why you want to go with her, add that it's the last homecoming and that it'd mean a lot if she accompanied you (in your own words). Weave compliments in there, but none to blunt. All this should impress her enough to go with you. Be smooth about it, don't go "you're hott, you're my friend, will ya go with me?"

Nice gestures...hmm...nice gestures before or after the fact?

any chica in here got anything to add? Or how about you Heero?

Sorry Miroku, couldn't help but comment. girls like flowers, candy, and jewelry, if that's what you mean by gestures. No grabbing her butt, that's not a nice gesture. This will make you get a slap mark in the face, not a date.

[Heero]

This is a long post, but the rant in the end is important.

Wicked Child, you just need to tell them straight out, clarify that you are not doing this because you dislike them, and that you prefer solicitude. Just make sure that they understand it's not a neggative action.

376 licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop. But saliva amounts cause the number to differ from person to person.


And due to my busy schedule, I have no time to preoccupy myself in materialistic indulgences. However, I would say my favorite would be the documentary on the chrisis of Oporation Meteor intitled, "Gundam Wing" Because I am the lead roll. Not really, I was just kidding.

Football is one of the many sports that have bad fundimentals. Playing sports is productive and a good work out. And watching is good too. But paying players millions of dollars per game for something they do for free, while the law enforcement becomes more corupt due to low pay. The money is being put in the wrong places. But I seemed to have not answered your question and just ranted instead. But clearly, the answer lies in the fact that going to see the game is a popular ritual amoungst teenagers. Most are faking it, but some do go just for the love of the game.

As for the situation with the two men, I would say not to judge quite yet. But the flirt is probably not a good choice due to the fact that he can flirt well. If he flirts well, then that means he's had a lot of expeiriance. Go for the first guy and see how it works out. If not, then you can concider the second.

Once again, I am not the right person to ask about these things, but maybe flowers? Hell, can one of you other more romantic types handle this one for me?

Now, the rant....

I have only posted in this thread, I couple days ago marked my 50th post on this thread. Before that I was "Junior Evil Minion" which I did not mind. But on my 50th post, I glanced next to my icon and noticed. "Member of the Heero torture club" All I ask is this... Why? And doesn't that make me a masicist? I know I have attempted the justified suicide before, but this is just sad. I pray I can rush over to the next catgory.

[SimplyTurquoise]

Well, I too at the 50 mark made it to the Heero torture club!

Which I would never do, I swear!

You have to get to 75 I think before you can become the next step up?!!? Anyways, if you're really worried about it, talk to the girl who forced you to do this Advice thing, backrose. I'm sure she'd change it.... maybe.