Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Heero]

Well, I'm back from my mission. I came back in one piece with minor injuries. The southern states can be rough. But I brought a gift back for Relena. It's a one of a kind AK-47 modified for extinsive aiming and long distance fireing. I think she'll love it. It's truly a great gift.

[Heerako]

Will you give her private lessons on how to use it?

[Kaili Charmer]

What does the AK in AK-47 stand for, Heero?

[Litia-sama]

Dear Heero,

How do you calm down when your computer is acting up and all you want to do is kick it?

Also, is it true that bees are more actracted to the color black instead of the color yellow?

~Litia

[Kaili Charmer]

Why is one foot bigger than the other?
Why are students forced every year to do a science fair project when the teachers know damned well that no student could possibly think of an original topic for the life of them?
Do you have any ideas for a science fair project? -no explosives or ammo involved, please. Make sure it's legal for the 21st century, eh...American high school student.

[Heero]

Well, I may need to give her lessons, but have you ever seen her fire a gun? She has beautiful aim.

And the AK-47 stands for "Automatic Kalashnikov" Obviously created for the Soviet Union, this model was designed in 1947, which explains the "47" part. Even though it wasn't widely used by the soviets until 1949.

And yes, bees are indeed more attracted to colors like black, dark blue, and purple rather than lighter colors, like yellow. And if you are rich, the answer is to buy a new computer. But if you're ging to destroy it with a kick, you might as well go the extra step and toss it off a building. It's much more fun that way.

If one foot is bigger than the other, then you're not very normal.

And I whole heartedly agree, science projects are a waste of time. However, despite popular belief, high-tech is not the way to go. The projects with compare-and-contrast are the highest graded. Example; which brand of paper towel really does absorb the most. Something like that, although incredably pointless and boring, you are more likely to get a higher grade. Not to mention that it's mind-numbingly easy.

[Heerako]

What would a good Chemistry Science Fair project be? (I need help )

[Kaili Charmer]

hahaha...i asked first, heerako!

Actually, let's see...I was in chemistry last year. My topic had to do with the effects of hydrogen peroxide and ultra violet light, if you want to look into it. Lately for my own project, i've been interested in chlorine and whether it really makes a difference in pools and stuff...but labor day was monday and no pool is open anymore, so i don't know how i would do that here. ~sigh~ so that idea went out the window.
You have any ideas in any other area than chemistry, tell me.

[Heero]

Here's a chemestry project for the pyromaniac in all of us, but especially me.

Burn differant types of solids: Plastic, styrofoam, cardboad, wood, cloth, hair, or wax. Then record the chymical reations that occor in the fire. like color, life, height, and motion. Kids, don't try this at home, and everyone, be careful.

And for those of you without a science project but still want something to do, listen to this...

Get an unwanted compact disc (CD) and place it in the microwave for 3 "THREE" seconds. Stand back and watch the short show that is shown on the third second. But not four seconds... just three. As long as it's exactly 3 seconds, no harm should be done. But don't you dare hold me responsable for your actions. If you do... then the CD won't be the only thing in the microwave.

Don't kill yourselves doing this.

[WhiteWindRRose]

what happens on four, hee-chan?