Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Miroku]

Well, Miroku, that is why you are not the comidic character. You are more of the silent side-character.

my monk senses are detecting some sort of insult, but- i just can't seem to figure out what.

[Kaili Charmer]

Yeah, those gradeschool jokes and songs are interesting...Every generation thinks that they are the ones who started them, or else they think they are the only ones who know the jokes...until they are stuck in a room with littles kid who think they are geniuses by telling the same joke you told when you were their age. Have you heard the one about the 3 brothers named Manners, Poo, and Shutup? I used to tell that all the time after I'd learned it from a friend...I was in the 2nd grade, and in Hong Kong no less...the other day I heard it out of the mouth of a kid on some show like Jay Leno or something. Definitely got a kick out of it, since I used to say it when i was their age...I couldn't have told it better myself, haha

[demented fly]

Have you heard the one about the 3 brothers named Manners, Poo, and Shutup?

Call my slow....but....I haven't heard of it....do tell....

[White Witch]

Uh...chicken crossing the road... :-?

Maybe its cause a lot of chickens pass by the road and it ends up in lots of accidents to the people, and since they can't ask the chickens why they cross the road, they just make jokes about it instead?

Okay...well, I hope I helped (NOT!)!

~White Witch~

[Kaili Charmer]

There were 3 brothers- Manners, Poo, and Shutup. One day they when they were walking down the street, Poo got run over by a car. Manners tried to help him up while Shutup went to the police for help.

(Shut up says to policeman) "Help help! Poo is on the street! Poo is on the street!"

The policeman laughed and said, "What's your name?"

"Shutup"

"What's your name?"

"Shutup!"

"What's your name?!"

"SHUTUP!!!"

"Where's your manners?"

"On the street, picking up Poo!"

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That was for Demented Fly and all those who have never heard that joke. It used to be a real kicker in the 2nd grade, still is apparently for 8 year olds. :razz:

[Miroku]

that was-

disgusting, but that's how i remember my elementrary school days. bathroom humor.

[White Witch]

For some reason, that joke reminded me of South Park...

Seeing as I just watched the movie a few minutes ago

Ok, just ignore me. I'm just sick, and I don't have anyone to talk to.

Ja, ne!

~White Witch~

[Heero]

Well, this is Heero Yuy reporting. I'm off for a mission. I'll be back Tuesday. Until then, I won't be replying to any messages. If I make it back alive, which is highly probable, then I will continue my posts as regularly. Pilot 01 reporting out.

[Kaili Charmer]

aww...Heero left us a goodbye note! How sweet! Wonder where the mission was...?

[demented fly]

There were 3 brothers- Manners, Poo, and Shutup. One day they when they were walking down the street, Poo got run over by a car. Manners tried to help him up while Shutup went to the police for help.

(Shut up says to policeman) "Help help! Poo is on the street! Poo is on the street!"

The policeman laughed and said, "What's your name?"

"Shutup"

"What's your name?"

"Shutup!"

"What's your name?!"

"SHUTUP!!!"

"Where's your manners?"

"On the street, picking up Poo!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That was for Demented Fly and all those who have never heard that joke. It used to be a real kicker in the 2nd grade, still is apparently for 8 year olds. :razz:

Omg. ack... that reminds me of that really stupid joke with the three guys named "somebody", "nobody" and "mad."

it was so retarded.

Somebody, Nobody and Mad were all best buds. Then one day, Somebody killed Nobody.

Mad was so frightened he ran to the police and said "Somebody killed Nobody!!!!"

The cop was like "Are you mad?"
and Mad was like "yeah...."

It's so.... cheesy.....ack.