Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[White Witch]

Example, here is a joke:


I heard a few of you speaking of a musical gathering named "F4"

Well, they may be good but I will always prefer "C4"

It's a good joke! Do you get it? That is pure comedy. I am sorry if I caused you too much laughing from my marvelous joke

Um...haha? *blink,blink*

I get it, but...still... :-?

~White Witch~

[Kaili Charmer]

WOW...that was a good joke, Heero! hahaha...

~cough~laugh if you don't want to be shot~cough~

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[The Young Alcoholic]

I have no idea. I really have no idea. Maybe it's my sense of humor.

Example, here is a joke:


I heard a few of you speaking of a musical gathering named "F4"

Well, they may be good but I will always prefer "C4"

It's a good joke! Do you get it? That is pure comedy. I am sorry if I caused you too much laughing from my marvelous joke.

HAHA! Yea you got me laughing a lot......but not at your joke AAAHAHAHA!
Any way. I need some advice.

I just started high school yesterday and already I have me this HOT looking guy in my orchestra. Well being the big mouth that my friend is, she went off and told him. He came to see me after school today and really nicely said, "Look, I know you like me all but I have a girlfriend (Which I just found out today) and I'm not really into cheating on girls. HE'S SO SWEET!....but i'm sad at the same time...yea well, watcha think? 'Suck it up and get over it! He's got a girlfriend for crying out loud!'..or..'there might be hope?'
damn I sound so much like a little school girl..HAHA!

[Shinigamigrul]

I heard a few of you speaking of a musical gathering named "F4"

Well, they may be good but I will always prefer "C4"

It's a good joke! Do you get it? That is pure comedy. I am sorry if I caused you too much laughing from my marvelous joke

ahaha ha ha........ Yuy-san made a joke? Well thats something new..... Any way news about the annoying boy, i hid his glasses that he was telling everyone about ( since when did people start bragging about those?) and it was funny watching his face turn colors
hmmm any new ideas for toorturing him since i cant
A. Shoot him or
B. Write him death threats
Yuy-san ? Minna-san?

[Miroku]

Ha ha, yea funny- no not really, but you aren't known for your sense of humor, really.

[shakes head]

hey shini, you should "accidently" dump some sticky soda in his backpack, yea, works everytime.

[Heero]

It is hilarious because C4 is an explosive! That was a great joke!

Ok, now back to work.


I highly disapprove of cheating or causing someone to cheat. Leave him be, more males will show intrest in you.

As for the annoying guy, you can tell him straight off to leave you alone. But that is rather harsh.

[White Witch]

It is hilarious because C4 is an explosive

Yeah, I got that, but...I don't even know how to say it!

To Shinigamigurl: I'm not really asking you to do the death threat thing, but I once wanted to send a text message to this girl I hate, because its less traceable, but everyone I know has her cell number

Do what you think he deserves! *insert my patented maniacal laugh here*

~White Witch~

[demented fly]

okies.
I have been wanting to ask this question forever.

So, Heero, I shall ask you.

Where and when the hell did the "why did the chicken cross the road" joke originate?

-D

[Miroku]

i know what C4 is- your just, though creative, it was just not- how you say- did not suit my sense of humor.

and i too would like to know where the 'why did the chicken cross the raod' joke originated!

[Heero]

Well, Miroku, that is why you are not the comidic character. You are more of the silent side-character.

Chicken crossing the road. Good question.

I would love to answer that, but it is covered too my by time and myths. So no mayyer how much research you do, you have a very slim chance of not being thrown in circles.

I asked myself that same question about hte "Batman" version of "Jingle Bells" Once, I had a mission on the Christmas eve of 197. Duo wouldn't stop singing it. It drove me crazy. I remembered it from my childhood when I went to a public school as a cover. I transfered to one on another colony, and they too knew the song. Where did this originate?