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Post by White Witch »

To Kaili Charmer-sama: ME TOO! And singing Jap songs... :bounce:

To Yuy-sama: Pardon my curiosity, but I wanna ask; In the medieval days, were women not allowed to play/participate in an orchestra? I heard somewhere that it's the way things go but I wanna be SURE... :D

To Shinigamigurl: I'm not Yuy-sama but here's a little idea: write him prank death threats. Don't handwrite them (computerize/typewrite) and make them as freaky as you can. No one could trace you unless they see you slip it in his things. At first he ma not believe, but be persistent. I'm not sure if it'll work, but it sounds fun! :lol:

Ja. ne!

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Ja, matta desu ne!
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How troublesome...
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Post by Heero »

White Witch, I may be incorrect, but I don't thin there were any orchestras in the medieval period. There were stringde intruments and flutes, and they would play in unison, but that's not quite an orchestra. Prove me wrong thoguh.

As for the problem with FanFics, if you are friends with them, ask to write it just for you as a favor. I think that might work. But I'm not good with these things.

And as someone who has been ripped off in online tradings, I'll give you a few tips. If you bought from someone on e-bay or somewhere with comsumer reply, leave a very detailed bitter complaint. If you are vindictive like me, you can get your item, then place a very mean letter or object back inside the envelope/package and say, "Return to sender". And I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't send it at all.

And as for the annoying boy, I will say this... As ard as it is to accept, some people just won't go away. But you can try acting really bitchy towards him and your friends while he's around to scare him off. Of coarse explaining this to your friends before hand.

And Miroku, you may have your air rip or whatever you call it, but you can't really hide from a sniped bullet ffrom 50+ yards away. Good luck!
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Post by White Witch »

Ok...

But what about the grand balls for those royal people and stuff? Didn't they have people in the corner playing the music while they dance?

Maybe I should just look this up Encarta or something...

Still, xie xie!

~White Witch~
Ja, matta desu ne!
~White Witch~ ^_^ -_-
How troublesome...
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Post by Shinigamigrul »

Thanks for the tips, Yuy-san but i already do act really bitchy toward him, and what not. Anything that can be said that is mean ive probably said it to him.
White Witch-san thanks for the tip but he doesnt go to my school. i see him when i have chinese school um cant really sneak them in to his stuff, besides if he got death threats it would be traced to me cause im the one always gushing about Yuy-sans death threats to people. *sigh*
i was kinda hoping Yuy-san would shoot him in the foot or something oh well back to the drawing board.. :cry:
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Post by Miroku »

my friend asked me a question today, she wanted my personal opinion on clothing, which i have absolutely no knowledge in the area whatsoever, and i dont' understand why she would think i would. which you might not either, but seeing as this is a ask heero, yea well, anyways, she asked me what was mroe slimming, vertical stripes or horizontal stripes?

:-? i just don't understand.
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

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Post by Heero »

Shooting in the foot? Sound good to me. I won't mind. And I'm very flattered that my death-threats are becoming more popular.

Stripes can be used as deceptive tools. While in my training I studied about a group of warriors durring the years 1868 to 1912. One particlar member used stripes on hid sleeves to confuse the victim's sight. This cleaver tactic can be very dangerous, and end up severly injuring or killing the victim. And this ninja-like technique can also be used to in clothing to mutelate and destroy the victim's perception and give the illusion that they are a few pounds lighter. So yes, Vertical lines are slimming.

And although it might not have been an orchestra, perhaps weman were still not allowed to play. I'm really not sure about this.
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Post by Miroku »

you were actually right, not that i doubted you or anything. she thinks i'm some miracle guy now, i think i should have said the opposite though, she thinks i should come on all her mall shopping expeditions now.

do you know how boring that is? do you know the kind of torture it is?

i have to find a way out of it now.
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Post by Heero »

Suck her into your hand? There, problem solved. Next?
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Post by Miroku »

you would have me do that to a cherished friend, a girl no less, why do the girls lik eyou again?
As we go thru this "bump" in the road, I know in my heart that all will be okay, especially knowing that you are there to help me through this. I love you- Mom.

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Post by Heero »

I have no idea. I really have no idea. Maybe it's my sense of humor.

Example, here is a joke:


I heard a few of you speaking of a musical gathering named "F4"

Well, they may be good but I will always prefer "C4"

It's a good joke! Do you get it? That is pure comedy. I am sorry if I caused you too much laughing from my marvelous joke.
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