The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

[The Young Alcoholic]

Summary: ...*sigh*...we all know that school is about to start and our lives are about to be sucked into hell and paper and homework once again. While i'm sobbing about it, my parents are about dancing around singing that song that has 'the most wonderful time of the year' in it with one of their old favorite commercials. Has anyone seen that old Staples commercial with the guy and his kids and he's all dancing about with his kids following behind in dispair? Yea anyway..

This is my verison of Heero and Relena's joy of having their kids going back to school.

Warning: May have some Heero OOC but so what! This is my fic so I can write what ever!....please don't sue me...




Warmth. That was all he could feel in his slumber of sleep. Just curling up to the person next to him was all he could ask for. But there was one other thing that was on his mind and he had been anxiously waiting for this since summer first started.

He quickly inhalded a sharp breath as everything was erased from his mind when he felt the sudden rush of cold air. The blanket was no longer covering his right foot and he felt his whole body start to freeze up. He wanted to get up and cover it but he felt so peaceful and just couldn't get up...that is until something pressed hard between his thighs.

Quicker then he could respond, his body shot up and he stared sleeply into the eyes of a little girl who was no older then five. She put her hand over her mouth and giggled. Still to sleeply to do anything, Heero just fell right back into his head comfort.

The constant shaking of his shoulders brought him back up as he looked at the girl again.

"...Wha...What is it sweety?" He said with one eye opened half way and the other close.

"Daddy, I just wanted to know what you thought about my clothes." Said the girl in a shy voice.

Heero was still to sleepy to notice the play jeweler toys and fake necklaces she had all over her and her lacy white dress. Nodding his consent, he fell back into his pillow and pulled the covers over his head. The little girl smiled and crawled until she was on the floor once again. "I'm glad you liked it Daddy. I can't wait for my first day to school." She said, skipping towards the door, but before she even reached halfway there, Heero's body shot up in alert as if he was on call. This time he was wide awake.

"Alexis, honey, come here." said Heero.

The little girl crawled back into bed and sat on her daddy's lap. "What is it daddy?" she asked, looking at him with her great big, blue eyes.

"What was it that you couldn't wait for?" He asked with wide eyes, hoping that what he thought he heard was true.

"Today's my first day of kindergarten. 'Member?" She said as if dissapointed.

Heero's mouth grew into the biggest smile he had probably ever did, which was unsually since he hardly ever smiled and was scarying Alexis. "Daddy, are you awight?" she asked.

Heero quickly shook his head and gaped at her. "You can't go to school wearing that sweety. Where's that dress that mommy bought you last weekend?"

"In my closet." she said.

Heero got off the bed and put her down and smacked her behind out the door while saying, "Well go put that on and go downstairs for breakfast." He then ran back and jumped into bed while shaking a sleeping figure.

"Relena...Relena get up! It's actually time!" he said with a grin.

"Wha?..What time? What are you talking about?" She said lifting her head up to look at him. He kissed her and said, "Today's the day!"

She looked at him in a confussed way and then got the idea and she too, sprung right up. "You mean?"

Heero nodded his head, "They're going back!" He scrambled out of bed and shouted, "Let's hurry up and kick them out so they would be out of the house for good!"

Relena dropped back into bed and spread her arms out. "Oh god, I thought this day would never come." She said with a big smile more bigger then Heero's.

"Well it did so go wake up the children while I get dressed." He said as he got off the bed and headed towards the shower. Relena glared at him and and shook her head. "No way Heero. I woke up the children on the last day of school so it's your turn."

Heero turned around with a confussed look on his face. "Relena. This is the first day of school. All you had to do last time was shout,'Last day of school!' and even the kids five miles away from us were jumping out of their beds!"

Relena got up and kissed Heero. "You wake up the children and I'll get ready." She then quickly got into the bathroom and locked the door. Heero grunted and walked down the hall to where the childrens' rooms were located.

He then got an idea and quietly crept to the center of the hall so that every one of his kids could hear and shouted,"Last day of school!" He waited but no one ran out of their rooms. He grunted again and knocked on his oldest kid's room.

"Mary? Are you awake?" He said into the door.

"..uh huh.." came a weak reply

"It's the first day of school so get ready."

"...uh huh.." she said again.

Heero thought for a moment and then asked, "Mary, do you have a boy in there?!"

"I'm awake!" She shouted back.

Heero then walked into the next room and stopped before opening the door. This was the room of his oldest son, Adin. Taking a deep breath, he turned the knobb and opened the door to find a horribly messy room. "This is why the maids are afraid to come in here." He mumbled.

He heard an alarm go off...somewhere. So he crossed over the dirty clothes and trash all over the room following the sound. He finally found it under some clothes that looked liked the same one that Adin wore on Heero's and Relena's anniversary.....five months ago.

He looked over to the bed to see his snoring son under the covers. He rewinded the oven alarm and put it under the covers right by his son's ear. He silently counted off the seconds as the alarm then went off, scaring Adin and causing him to literally jump off the bed and onto the hard floor....but he kept on sleeping!

Heero let out a breath and then pulled his son up.

"Dad! Please! Just five more minutes!" Adin said as he climbed back into bed and pulled the covers over his head.

"Get up Adin." He said sternly. He silently cursed Relena for giving him the task of waking up the kids. Next year it was truly her turn.

"Just for more minutes." Adin said sleeply.

"Adin.."

"Three."

"Are you giving me options?" Heero pulled the covers off his son and his son shot up. Boy, his whole family sure did know when to get up like that.

Heero sat at the foot of the bed. "Ad," which was his nickname for him, "I know that this is your first year in high school and I know that it's gonna be tough, but....your gonna have to leave with it."

"That's your fatherly advice?" He said while the left side of his lip stayed up.

"Hey, your mother is the Vice Foreign Minister, not me." He got up and walked the door and as soon as he was out, Adin dropped back into bed and pulled the covers up again.

Heero opened the door, knowing that his son had probably fallen back to sleep. He looked inside and as soon as his head was in, Adin's hand shot up and he shouted, "I"m up!" underneath the covers.

Meanwhile, Relena had finally gotten all fixed up and she walked into the kitchen to see Alexis writting something on a piece of paper. She walked behind her and kissed her cheek.

"Good Morning honey." Relena said walking over to pour herself a glass of orange juice.

"Morning mommy!" She said without taking her eyes off of the paper.

"Are you all ready for kindergaten?"

"Yup!"

Relena walked over to the girl and bended over her. "What are doing?"

"Writing my name." She said.

"May I see?" Relena took the paper and awed at it. "Oh sweetie. You can spell your name!"

The nodded her head. "Uh huh. Daddy taught me how."

Relena smiled and asked, "Did Pagen pack your lunch?"

"He didn't need to. I already did."

Relena turned around and hugged her. "You did? All by yourself?" She squeezed her tight. "I'm so proud of you. When?"

"Three weeks ago."

Relena's face dropped immediately. "Three weeks ago?"

"Uh huh!"

"Well where is it?" she asked looking in her lunch bag but she answered her question quickly.

"It's tuna fish!" she shouted proudly.

Just then Heero came downstairs and kissed Alexis on her other cheek while looking down at her paper.

"Did you write your name all by youself?" He said looking at it.

"All by myself!" said Alexis while pointing her thumb at her chest.

Relena scrunched up her nose and said, "She even made her own lunch."

Heero smiled. "Well that's great. What did you make?" Relena stuck the bag in Heero's face while saying, "Tuna fish." Heero quickly turned his face away and held his nose with an 'arugh.'

Heero walked over to the counter and grabbed a pair of long forks and picked up the tuna from the lunch box and threw in the trash can. "Let's have Pagen pack you a new lunch, okay?"

Just then another girl walked into the room with a big shirt so that it fell by her shoulder showing her bra strap. Heero walked over and pulled it up for her saying, "Please tell me that your not going to wear that on your first day of school."

"Why dad? There's nothing wrong with this? Everybody's wearing their clothes this way." she said defensivly.

"Yes I know they are. So they can get all the boys looking at them." Said Heero.

"Oh come now Heero. I'm sure Kasie's just trying to make a good imperation on the first day to her teachers." Said Relena as she leaned on Heero's shoulder.

"That's right dad. I just wanna look good....And if the boys happen to look at me, well I can't help it." Heero just shook his head and buried it in his right hand as Relena just laughed.

"Don't worry sweetie. I know exactly how you feel." Said Relena as she kissed Kasie's cheek. Heero glared at her and she just rasied her eyebrows in amusment.

Mary walked through the door and spun around to her family as Heero sipped his coffee and asked, "What was that for?"

Mary looked dumbfounded but that quickly went away as she proudly said, "Mom, dad. You are looking at a senior who will be graudating high school this year! I'm finally a senior!" She walked over to Heero and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Being a senior means that i'm practiclly an adult now right?" Relena put her dish rag down so she could hear what her oldest child had to say.

"And being an adult means that I am free to do things on my own and live up to my responsabilities."

"We're not buying that car." Said Heero flatly as he took another sip of his coffee. Mary's shoulders dropped as she went, "Dad, this has nothing to do with the car."

"Yes it does."

"...Okay so it does. Can you blame me? I mean, we are rich and everything. So why can't you guys buy me a car?"

Heero got up and put his mug in the sink as Relena said, "Honey, as much as we'd love too, we would, but we want to teach you that money doesn't buy everything." Heero stood by her side and put his arm around her shoulder.

Mary groaned, stomped her foot and went out the door. Just when she left, Adin came jumping down the stairs.

"Morning mom. Morning dad." he said as he headed straight to the refridgerator.

"Morn-Adin!" Said Heero.

"Yea dad?" Adin asked turning around with a banana in his hand.

"Is that the shirt that we bought for you last weekend?"

Adin looked down at his shirt and nodded, "Yea?"

Heero walked over to him and looked. "But I remember buying it with sleeves on."

Relena shook her head and walked over to help Alexis gather her things while Adin explained to his dad. "But dad. This is how everyone wears their shirts. It's all good."

"Adin. When we went out, you saw that shirt and went, 'Dad, I've gotta have that shirt!' but when I looked at the price I thought, 'A little to expensive.' but I saw that gleam in your eye so I just had to say yes. But I am telling you right now. I don't know when, where or how, but i'm a going to make sure that you are going to wear those sleeves someway and somehow."

Kasie gave a loud laugh as she walked out of the kitchen and Adin narrowed his eyes at her.


"Bye mom! Bye dad!" were the sounds coming out of their childrens mouths as they got in the limo and went to school. Heero and Relena stood outside and waved good bye and went back in.

Relena grabbed her suitcase and was about to head out the door when she stopped and said, "Heero, i'm just gonna grab a couple of things from the office and i'll be right back so don't you move."

Heero happened to be walking up the stairs when he said, "I can't. Lady Une sent me a call saying that I have an appointment with a Ms.-"

"Kaegawa?" asked Relena cooly.

"Hn..how did you know?"

"Because I'm Ms. Kaegawa." Said Relena as she leaned against the doorway in a sexy pose.

A devilish grin appeared on Heero's face. Yup, going back to school really is the most wonderful time of the year.

[Beck]

What a great setting for this. I soooooooooo can sympathize for what Heero had to go through on waking the kids up, I believe I can be put on that list for just about all of those excuses. Who could blame the both of them for wanting their kids to go back to school.

Cute and silly fic, I loved it!

[White Witch]

HAHAHA!!!

Spoiled kids...who would've thought? My parents do this on the first day of school : "Oh, c'mon, J (my name is not being told)! It's the first day of school! Your in (insert year level I am starting) now, aren't you excited? Get up, sweety!

LOL. And my imouto (who likes waking up early) pipes in: Isn't school so wonderful? I can't wait! (Yep, she's a weirdo)

Since I am Asian, school starts at June in my country. Good luck on your fist day!

PS, REALLY CUTE FIC! KEEP WRITING!

[Morrighan]

This had me cracking up!! The appointment thing was hilarious!! He-he-he...sneaky Relena... LOL. I can't stop giggling about that.

Wonderful job!!

[Elyn Yuy]

sigh, old time lovers gettin their groove on.

Giggles insesently.

I doesn't matter! It's 1XR!!!!

Great job!. Most Humorous.

Elyn Yuy

[bookworm]

Truly a wonderful fic. I definitely love the ending. Definitely. :evil: