Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Heero]

Ok ok cool down, I'm back. Now, about the Relena haters, I just ignore them. They are usually thirteen-year-old girls who have nothing better to do than picture two men naked together. One of which I am not very fond of. I can understand having a crush on someone, but if you like them, why would you imagine them with another guy? Doesn't that kill your chances? That's why i choose to ignore them, they don't even know what they want themselves

And as for the assassinations, there is no problem. In all her public appearances, I hide in the upper levels to scout for trouble.

And to Kaili Charmer, these situations are very common. Too common in my opinion. The only solution is to pick one and stick with it. Obviously, aim for the one she likes better. Other than that, there's not much to say, everything will end in someone being upset.

And why on earth is everybody hiding in the same place? It just means one granade instead of more. And I don't have to hunt very much. That takes all the fun out of it, but hey, that's your decision.

[White Witch]

Thank you Yuy-sama!

To Kaili Charmer; Nope, I'm just PART Chinese, as in REALLY small part Chinese. My grandfather mentioned something about having a Chinese (as in pure blood) grandmother in the family, but he loves to joke around so I'm not sure. I just LOVE Mandarin, it's such a cool language! Its a lot more difficult than Japanese though, cause intonation matters a lot, and every word has an individual Chinese kanji. And I don't know how to write the words in romanji, cause everything's so difficult to decipher, that's why I'm TRYING *key word* to learn it. I'm failing, though.

Plus, here where I live, there's a band called F4 sweeping the nation. And they're Taiwanese. I like some of their songs, but its kinda stupid liking a song without knowing the meaning, so their songs are part of why I'm learning Mandarin.

That said, hope you weren't too bored with my rambling. and bye-bye!!!

~White Witch~

[Morrighan]

Uh... How about I just go...right over here?? *hides behind Miss Relena* Help!! Your fiance is trying to kill me for commenting on the fact that your Con pictures are cute!!!

Nayah...!! You can try to kill me, but I remind you, I'm a Goddess. There is no way a mortal can find a way to kill me.

[Beck]

Uh... How about I just go...right over here?? *hides behind Miss Relena*

How about we just drag Relena in with us? I'm sure she won't mind hiding in Miroku's robe tehehehehehehehe. Takes all the fun out of Heero's plans of blowing up things.

[Miroku]

you would actually throw a grenade at me? y'know. i have my air rip, and i'm not afraid to use it!!!!

[White Witch]

*looks at her profile and sees avatar* IT'S HEEEERRRREEEEE!!!!!

Thank you so very much, Blackrose-sama!!!! I am eternally grateful!

TO Miroku-sama: BTW, is your air rip Kazana or Kazaana? I'm still confused. How are things under your robe?

TO Yuy-sama: Am I boring you with questions? Anyway...

Do you like cats?

*stares at her question that makes no sense whatsoever*

Hehe, just popped out of my head, cause my cat's really noisy right now. I dunno why, he's eaten already, and looking like Garfield lazing around all day.

Ja, ne!!!!! Thank you again, Blackrose-sama!

~White Witch~

[Heero]

Yes, I like cats.


And why is Relena being dragged into this? This only complicates things. And Miroku, your wind tunnel will not protect you. You see, I can throw a bomb at you, and as your wind tnnel draws it near you, I can detonate it. Thus, you will only be pulling it towards yourself.

And how many people are under your robe now? Is there even enough space under there?

[Beck]

And how many people are under your robe now? Is there even enough space under there?

Hmm...well how many ppl can you fit in your spandex? No need to be jealous of him now you MEANIE! :razz:

[Beck]

you would actually throw a grenade at me? y'know. i have my air rip, and i'm not afraid to use it!!!!

*clings to Miroku's leg* My saviour!

[Morrighan]

I just LOVE Mandarin, it's such a cool language! Its a lot more difficult than Japanese though, cause intonation matters a lot, and every word has an individual Chinese kanji.

I totally agree with that. Learning Mandarin/Chinese isn't easy. With Japanese, it's just a matter of learning hiragana and katakana and you're pretty well off. But like you said, each Chinese character has its own meaning, and learning all those characters is a big pain in the butt. And I've been trying to learn how to write in my native language (Chinese ) for many years now, so that's saying something. Speaking Mandarin for me is pretty easy cuz I've been speaking it since I was...who knows how old, and I almost don't have an American accent, but my vocabulary is somewhat lacking. But keep at it, and hopefully, it'll be a success!

About the romanization of Chinese. One word: IMPRECISE. It's really hard to learn how to pronounce Mandarin words that way. The English attempts at romanizing Chinese are okay, but some of the sounds that you need to make in order to properly speak Mandarin can't be translated into English letters or phrases. It doesn't work. I know from experience, and it drives me crazy.

Plus, here where I live, there's a band called F4 sweeping the nation. And they're Taiwanese. I like some of their songs, but its kinda stupid liking a song without knowing the meaning, so their songs are part of why I'm learning Mandarin.

Yup! Exactly! Why else do you think I started learning Japanese in the first place? It was all about being able to read manga and understanding Japanese anime!

Ah... F4... Some of my friends are obsessed with that group... LOL.

Taiwanese Pride!