Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:39 pm

Can you blame me? not to be offensive, I mean this as kind as possable, but you guys are freaks.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:48 pm

I will go tell your fiancee (? have you two tied the knot yet?) that.

Heero · Post by **Heero** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 12:16 am

Ok ok... shhhhh. Everything is under control. (and no knot tied yet)

Melville's Best Friend · Sat Aug 16, 2003 8:08 am

Hee-chan, do you need advice on how to woo Lena? 'Cause I'm tellin' ya, from what she's told ME, Duo ain't helpin' ya' too well.

(I assume you're gathering dating advice from him)

Unless you're doing it on your OWN. In which case...

You need help.

I can only SEE what I SEE, and what I SEE is a sexually frustrated Relena.

*dodges item being thrown by Heero*

You need to get "dirty" as they say.

Hee-chan, if you need help, you've got a TON of females here that know how to be romantic, and can do so without being...freaks, as you so delicately put it.

We can help.

*sits down at a big desk*

And!!!!!!!! We're confidential. This will NOT be a Cyrano de Bergerac thing. She won't know. ^___^

So, if you WANT a lil' help...all you gosta do is arsk.
Yes!!!! ARSK.

*cough*

O hold a gun to my head and glare.

You're good at that.

But you CANNOT kill me. ^__^ That would be rude.

Anyway...just call if you need us. *cough*

And...you know...she MIGHT wanna watch Bambi with you.

*cough*

*runs and hides*

Kaili Charmer · Post by **Kaili Charmer** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:56 am

Whoa...Heero, you're right, a lot of people in this forum ARE freaks... my goodness people, go take some cold showers! You're scaring our advice counselor...(and probably those who drop in to read these posts and are oh-so-young...)

So, Heero...what kind of car do you drive? In fanfiction, writers tend to always put you on nice motorcycles and sweet, expensive cars. What do you REALLY drive? Also, I'm going to be getting a car in the near future, and I need some advice as to what I should buy...any ideas?

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:21 pm

freaks? no no, they are just friendly, veery friendly. you could get drunk on theiir friendliness, mmm.

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 6:50 pm

*smacks Miroku* You're not helping, hentai monk.

Oh, and Heero? I went onto Miss Relena's site and saw all those Cosplay pictures. Some of them were so CUTE!!

Like oh, the one where they caught you two... Naw, I won't spoil it for the other people.

But cute, nonetheless.

Best of wishes to the both you!!

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:02 pm

*smacks Miroku*

such violence?

Heero i do have a question. Kagome never told me of any gundams and space. i'm begining to get the impression that i am farther in the future than i first percieved. what year is it?

Morrighan · Post by **Morrighan** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:23 pm

Uh... Sometime around After Colony (AC) 196 I presume??

Miroku · Post by **Miroku** » Sat Aug 16, 2003 7:27 pm

Miroku: uhm. and how far is that past-

Kagome: 1997

Miroku: 1997?

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