Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[Beck]

Heero, how is it you have all these woman after you? And if you don't want them, can I? You know what this place needs, an ask miroku advice column. then all the ladies would b mine.

WOO WOO!!! I'm always up for something interesting. I was going to say I wanted to rape you but you can't rape the willing. Bring it on baby!!

[Heero]

Bambi... poor, poor, dear.

Onto another topic...

Money can't buy an amount of money larger than the amount you presented. It can't buy life. It can't buy energy. It can't buy memories. It can't buy sleep. It can't buy bordom. But it can buy impliments of happyness.

And I would say moey can't buy love, but I think AOL/Time/Warner is working on that.

You know... if your out in the woods alone with no witnesses, then an easy solution would... wait, you DO like you uncle? Just ignore my previous advice.

[White Witch]

Hello again...

Can you give e some help on how to become a Commanding Officer? I'm gonna be one next year, can you tell me the hardships?

THANKS!!!!

~White Witch~

[Melville's Best Friend]

Oh and thanx, I'm glad to see that someone likes the smut that I share with the world. Shame on you Heero for denying that!!

Yay!!!!!! I love your smut, BECKSTER!!!!!!!!!! ^___^ It makes me feel all tingly. ^________^

You know what this place needs, an ask miroku advice column. then all the ladies would b mine.

If you want the ladies, I suggest you stop acting so gosh-dern forward. Maybe you could just be your cute self and see what happens. *wink wink*

*casually hands him key to her aparment*

*cough*

WOO WOO!!! I'm always up for something interesting. I was going to say I wanted to rape you but you can't rape the willing. Bring it on baby!!

*cackles*

See? You just have to be yourself. ^_____^

And Beck, back off. *glares* I hear he's a captive of Wicked's. She's getting more bold, too with who she's catching. Watch out, Heero!!!!

DU NUH NUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Bambi... poor, poor, dear.

*cries at the mention of the dear*

And I would say moey can't buy love, but I think AOL/Time/Warner is working on that.

*cackles*

So you've proved that you do watch movies...

So, Heero, which one's your favorite? Do you HAVE a favorite?

Poor Bambi...

[Miroku]

Beck, did u just say yes?

Miroku: I'm sorry to say I cannot-

Kagome: I KNEW IT!

Miroku: Knew what fair Kagome?

Kagome: You have commitment problems!

Miroku: I- I do not know what your talking about.

Kagome: Yea suuuure!

[Beck]

Beck, did u just say yes?

Miroku: I'm sorry to say I cannot-

Kagome: I KNEW IT!

Miroku: Knew what fair Kagome?

Kagome: You have commitment problems!

Miroku: I- I do not know what your talking about.

Kagome: Yea suuuure!

I won't tell if you won't. It'd be just our little secret *smooch*

[Heero]

Wow, this advice column became a dating site. Kind of. More like a willing rape site, maybe? I'm confused. You people are weird.

And White Witch, if you're going to be a commanding officer, the only advice I can think of right now is to train before-hand, and make sure you can handle what you are given.

[Miroku]

Heero, I'm not sure if you know, but have you ever taken a look at the Welcome to Club Beer in the BI Off Topic forum? You are quite the sensation over theere.
Beck, bishi hunter?

[Heero]

Wow. I am not going to go in there simply because I know what kind of people go into these forums, and I know how they view me. I would most definatly fear for my life. And as for getting women, go to an Inuyasha forum.

[Morrighan]

*sarcastic* Jeez... I feel so loved...