Ask Heero (A Real Advice Column)

[SimplyTurquoise]

"MELLIE!!!! COME HELP ME!!!!"

*cough* Of course I value Heero's knowledge and expertise in the arts of wars and all... other 'things' I do appreciate help from outside forces...

But one thing... though it may not sound like it... I too am the elder sibling *cries* and due to his *gasp* horomones... or whatever it's called... he has grown to be over six feet...

considerable, I might add! Wrestlerers... pssh!

And myself, a person of small height, 5' 3" and 3 quarters *blush* to be exact!

Update: Well, after some investigating in his room... and finding mainly a large supple of moldy socks, I was able to recapture Mr. Fuzzles, left so innocently in the back of his closet, behind the stack of books, under the box of old toys, and stuffed in an old shoe box!! Er...

*faints* I've been working all day, but as said previously, all valuables hidden safely... Mr. Fuzzles added last night! Negotiations once again made today... with myself turning the deal now to 'educational' magazines for my diary!!! We are in 'recess' about now... his decision being final by 8am tomorrow!

He also, cannot make demands on me... though I do confess... I'm worried! There is a small thing called... office space/kinko's whatever that place is called!!! Does copy-machine mean anything to you? He's had the chance... and I wouldn't be surprised if he has read anything.

Lastly... as this is quite long indeed... Er... I plan on... if possible... using his best friend to help me... it seems my dear brother is in debt with him... over... something! I look forward to your help MBF... Oh! And most especially the greatest of great Heero!

SimplyTurquoise

[Heero]

By all means, let MBF handle this. I have a LOT of work on my hands, anyway. Dorothy is trying to sue me. She's buying the best lawyers money can buy. So I have to wake up bright and early tomorrw to destroy their law firm.

[SimplyTurquoise]

*whimpers*

you don't want to help me?!!?

*glare*

*POKES WITH SPORK*

I KIDNAPP YOU!!!!

[Melville's Best Friend]

You know, Yuy, I used to be a lawyer, too. Yup. Sure did. I helped wicked_child (also my COOL sister) out of a slump in the great "you're insane" war of '03. I COULD help ya'....but...

Pukk, if you're gonna' blow up the firm, lemme watch the fireworks or somthin'. *giggles* That sounds like fun! Just...you promised not to kill.

YOU WILL NEVER KILL AGAIN.

As I recall, you don't have to anymore.

And Turq: If you have called, I obey. *bows* And don't attempt to kidnapp Heero. I hear Lena needs him.

*cough*

Oh! ^__^ And I remembered: I askedcha' (yes: askedcha. *pointed look* ) if you had a pet. ^__^ A lil Bob? Just wonderin'.


~MBF <---Who's suprised she remembered what she asked without looking. I'm getting a memory!!!! ^___^ Squueeeeee!!!!!!!

[Shooting Gundam Star]

Dear Heero
I have another question for you. I have some friends whoa re constantly tryinh to kill themselves. I try to telll adults but they don't belive me. What can I do? As of now it's like my unuffical job to stop them, but I won't be able to do that forever. Help me!

[Heero]

Well, hey! We are overpopulated as it is, what a ew more people going t hurt? But if you insist to keep them alive, then keep telling people. If parents won't listen, go to a higher authority. There are Councelors, police, and not to mention your friendly friend, Mr. Gun. Wait, no... the last one is if you want them to stop them from killing themseves, by killing them.

[Shooting Gundam Star]

HEERO YUY! You can be such an @$$ sometimes! But at least yuor a hot @$$ that give all right advice....

[Heero]

Um... thank you? I think?

[The Young Alcoholic]

Hey Heero,
if you had kids, what would you name 'em?

[White Witch]

HI Heero!

Lots of people are having sibling problems...

So, me wanted to ask, what would you do if you had a sister as annoying as homework on vacation and teachers who give a project with a 1-week deadline, not to mention the fact that THIS kid is a spoiled brat who gets everything she wants by whining? :-?

Don't try telling me to death-threat her, I've tried NUMEROUS TIMES but her baby-sitter catches me on the act...

Also don't tell me to shoot her, I forgot where my grandfather placed his gun from his war days, and even punching/karate kicking her doesn't work (damned baby-sitter, with the help of my parents..).

So, tasukete ne? And how's Duo and Hilde, BTW?

I also have something to say on your Dorothy Catalonia case; You ever tried letting Quatre step in? *snickers*

Ja, ne! 1 x R 4ever! <<(luv this smiley!)

~White Witch~